Todays Bet

[Dad]

West Ham, man city & arsenal

8 and a smidge to 1 👍

[Ten Caat]

West Ham 2 and a smidge down

That's the stuff

[Dad]

I knew things werenae looking good when you goal was chopped off 

Ach well - live 'n' learn 🧑‍🏫

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

I knew things werenae looking good when you goal was chopped off 

Ach well - live 'n' learn 🧑‍🏫

You need some help with the DWT son?

[Dad]

I tell you son - I had a thought or two in mind, but for sure - collaboration is an option 👍 

I'll get an early draft over there Monday avo - Tuesday latest ✌️

[Dad]

On 5/14/2023 at 5:35 PM, Don Fonte said:

You need some help with the DWT son?

Ach here .. I totally forgot about this - and henceforth have stuck it on. 

But dinnae worry son - it's a fucking terrific one 👍 

 

 

[Dad]

1 whole banger (free bet tbf) on Sheffield Wednesday winning by 6 goals to nil 👍 

 

This one'll make Dad famous ish 😎

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

18 minutes ago, Dad said:

1 whole banger (free bet tbf) on Sheffield Wednesday winning by 6 goals to nil 👍 

 

This one'll make Dad famous ish 😎

Yer already famous ish auld yin, for being shite at tipping.

Should The Owls ultimately win 6-0 I may have to eat humble pie😲.

[Dad]

1 minute ago, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Yer already famous ish auld yin, for being shite at tipping.

Should The Owls ultimately win 6-0 I may have to eat humble pie😲.

More than capable of fucking peterborough up son... quick out the blocks and they're in business probably 👍

[Ten Caat]

Unlucky Pops, I honestly thought SW were goosed after the first leg.

6-0 seemed an outrageously long odds punt but I suppose with only a £1 stake you'd have to go for something a bit wild to get any sort of worthwhile return.

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

Last day of EPL normally a goalfest.

Have gone for an overs 5-fold on matches at Arsenal, Everton, Leeds, Leicester and Southampton.

For fun have also placed overs Treble on three SPL matches and an over 1.5 goals Treble on same matches. 

What the fuck the season is almost done and I might, just might, actually win🤞.

[BaaBaaRedSheep]

On 5/28/2023 at 10:57 AM, BaaBaaRedSheep said:

Last day of EPL normally a goalfest.

Have gone for an overs 5-fold on matches at Arsenal, Everton, Leeds, Leicester and Southampton.

For fun have also placed overs Treble on three SPL matches and an over 1.5 goals Treble on same matches. 

What the fuck the season is almost done and I might, just might, actually win🤞.

Fuuuck!

At least with the way I structured my staking plan at least the over 1.5 goals Treble paid for the day.

Everton, who don't do clean sheets, fucked the EPL bet and 1 goal short in the St Johnstone v Livvy game fucked my over 2.5 goals Treble. 

The story of my betting season in one afternoon. 

Australian Overs for me on Saturdays in the close season. 

[Redforever86]

£10 on Scotland @33/1 cashed at £290. 

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

£10 on Scotland @33/1 cashed at £290. 

Lovely 🏆🍺😎

[Redforever86]

9 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Lovely 🏆🍺😎

Pints on me wee man 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Breidablik @ 14/5 away to Shamrock Rovers in a Champions League qualifier.

🇮🇸👍🤞

[Don Fonte]

4 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Breidablik @ 14/5 away to Shamrock Rovers in a Champions League qualifier.

🇮🇸👍🤞

Looks a good shout min, cheers for the tip.  Doubled them up with BATE Borisov for an about 11/1 double.

Both currently 1-0 up.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Looks a good shout min, cheers for the tip.  Doubled them up with BATE Borisov for an about 11/1 double.

Both currently 1-0 up.

Tough luck with BATE min.

The BATE match wasn't even displayed on the UCL qualifiers coupon list with BetUK, the bookie I placed my line on with.

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Tough luck with BATE min.

The BATE match wasn't even displayed on the UCL qualifiers coupon list with BetUK, the bookie I placed my line on with.

Was getting offered a cash out of slightly over half the full pay out. Wasn't tempted though. Should have stuck with a single.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

13 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Was getting offered a cash out of slightly over half the full pay out. Wasn't tempted though. Should have stuck with a single.

Fair doos min. I would have done exactly the same as you. It's a shame Partizani (Albanian side?🤔) scored fairly quickly after BATE had scored. It's as though the bookie bastards knew this was going to happen somehow, hence the just over 50% of your potential returns cashout offer.

It's good having a decent cashout offer with just a few minutes to go, especially if some of your bets are just up by 1 goal, and you proceed to accept the cashout offer and then one of your teams end up drawing or even losing.

#FuckTheBookies 👍

[maryhilldon]

5 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Fair doos min. I would have done exactly the same as you. It's a shame Partizani (Albanian side?🤔) scored fairly quickly after BATE had scored. It's as though the bookie bastards knew this was going to happen somehow, hence the just over 50% of your potential returns cashout offer.

It's good having a decent cashout offer with just a few minutes to go, especially if some of your bets are just up by 1 goal, and you proceed to accept the cashout offer and then one of your teams end up drawing or even losing.

#FuckTheBookies 👍

Frustrating as fuck when you're just about to cash out and they suspend cash out. You just know it's not gonna be good.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Frustrating as fuck when you're just about to cash out and they suspend cash out. You just know it's not gonna be good.

You are spot on min.

Many a battle I've had with the bookies regarding this occurrence.

A couple I've won but with others, I've been unsuccessful.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Sheriff Tiraspol @ 9/4 away to Gheorghe Hagi's Farul Constanta.

Sheriff beat Real Madrid in the UCL stage last season so aren't mugs, considering Real Madrid ended up winning the competition yet again.

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Sheriff Tiraspol @ 9/4 away to Gheorghe Hagi's Farul Constanta.

Sheriff beat Real Madrid in the UCL stage last season so aren't mugs, considering Real Madrid ended up winning the competition yet again.

Doubled with Slovan Bratislava -1.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

20 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Doubled with Slovan Bratislava -1.

Good bet min. Slovan should have too much for the Luxembourg side.

Best of luck.🤞👍

[Don Fonte]

58 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Good bet min. Slovan should have too much for the Luxembourg side.

Best of luck.🤞👍

You too pal.

[Redforever86]

Who gave you these tips lads, da? Fucking hopeless. 

[Dad]

5 out of 6 profit-making weeks you wee arsehole 🖕

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Jimi Hendrix @ 9/2 in the 2:20 at Ascot. Won the Royal Hunt Cup at the same course last month and is up against animals on the decline.

Harry Brown @ 9/1 in the 1:45 at Ascot. Ran very well at Royal Ascot last time against the draw bias. However, is 4 lbs out of the handicap but appears to be the value E/W bet in the race. 

Coupled both beasts in a win double (around 50s).

@Parklife @Don Fonte

What ever bets you place today lads, I hope you both screw over the bookie bastards. Best of luck gents.👍🐎

[Parklife]

17 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Jimi Hendrix @ 9/2 in the 2:20 at Ascot. Won the Royal Hunt Cup at the same course last month and is up against animals on the decline.

Harry Brown @ 9/1 in the 1:45 at Ascot. Ran very well at Royal Ascot last time against the draw bias. However, is 4 lbs out of the handicap but appears to be the value E/W bet in the race. 

Coupled both beasts in a win double (around 50s).

@Parklife @Don Fonte

What ever bets you place today lads, I hope you both screw over the bookie bastards. Best of luck gents.👍🐎

Some man MAD. If your first one gets a return, I'd encourage a few quid on Vondrousova in the ladies wimbledon final. Almost 2/1 and I think she has the game to take down Jabuer.