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Cheers son 👍 A New Direction 😎

So without further ado, please allow Dad to unveil the next offering in this epic journey searching for the ultimate in terrific - Easy Livin': IT'S DWT201 🙌🙌 DWT REPRESENTATIVE Opponent Kick-Off Time Odds WREXHAM🟢🟢🟢🔴🟢 crewe 🔴🟢🟡🔴🟡 12:30 GMT 6/5 CHARLTON 🟡🟡🟢🟡🟡 shrewsbury 🟡🔴🔴🟡🟡 15:00 GMT 10/11 MANSFIELD 🟢🟢🟢🔴🔴 gillingham 🟢🔴🔴🟡🟢 15:00 GMT 4/7 DWT ODDS: 5.6/1 WREXHAM Won five o' the last 6, scoring 17 goals in that spell Spirits high as fuck after securing back-2-back promotions Opponents crewe have fallen to fucking pieces, winning just 1 o' their last 7 Dad's limiting these tidbits o' terrific to 3... but seriously - could go on all day wi' Wrexham-related superlatives. 10 goals in just the last 2 for the love o' fuck... the shooting boots are strapped the fuck on. Doesnae bode well for a crewe team who let 3 shit by them last time out, to shitey Grimsby (comparatively ✌️), at home. Markers laid the day for next seasons assault on League 1... expect a demolition 🪧 (Early Kick Off mind 👍). CHARLTON Unbeaten in 13 - a run that includes encounters versus all o' the top 3 (a win & 2 draws) Havenae conceded a goal to opponents shrewsbury in last four meetings Opponents shrewsbury winless in 5 Fitting it seemed to include Charlton in this, the inaugural outing o' the newly assured DWT Setup. A team Dad hath championed oft 'n' well since the Nate Jones Era began... the form hath been fucking outstanding 🙌. Despite all that, the wins on their own patch have struggled a smidge to ingnite; keen they'll be therefore, to give their terrific fans a taster o' what's to come next term: victories a fucking plenty 🤘 MANSFIELD On a current run o' 3 wins on the trot Spirits high after finally securing promotion out this fucking league Opponents gillingham wi' just 1 win in 5 on the road, scoring just 1 goal Had their blip Mansfield, which cost them dearly in the chase for potential League Topping... but for sure - promotion is a delightful consolation 🙌. Much the same scenario as Wrexham: Keen as mustard to ram home that message: We are Ready for Bigger. A tough game on paper... but the arse hath collapsed in terms o' gillinghams consistency - a 5-1 cunting by Harrogate kinda spells that pish out. Rampancy inbound 👊 Frustration at the amount won, is better than the heartache at the amount lost.

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See you there pa 🫂

Consistency hath been a bother this term

Aye here - sorry son 🤚 If the Dons manage to finally beat these bloated arseholes just as Dad cannae attend - I'd take that all fucking day long 👍 In hindsight - buying a season ticket was an error... No just because the Dons are pish; but because dad cannae really afford it. A few irons in the fire but ( @Poodler @Don Fonte ); come Thelin Tine, Dad'll be ready to attend probably 😎

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Argentinas national food is a doughnut

Dad willnae be there - but would be had it no been for DWT200 But I tell yous - history hath shown that the Dons love to disappoint a big crowd Mind when that disgusting mess jambo team came up 2013; Baz Robson got himself sent off as we inexplicably leaked 3 to the fucking cheating maggots Cunts near scrapping in the Dick Don Upper, near where Dad was: ire was thick in the air 😤 'Fit ye clappin fir?' some cunt angrily said to Dad after the final whistle. Big crowd that day... A waste 😟

Emphasis on wee @Don Fonte bang on description sure 👍

Good for you son - this needs answered... The fucking cornerstone upon which this place balanced, up 'n' gone just like that 🤌 No much asking why given the brevity o' the top cunt; makes me worry a smidge it's summat v bad. Just to clarify, when I say 'this needs answered' Dad's no getting rowdy or owt - if it's not to be said: no bother 🤚 Just be nice to know - many of us loved him x

Aye - saw a wee interview with mike gatting; no exactly a marathon runner now or ever the fat cunt

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Good for you son 👍 'Never grass' Dad's motto ^ I dinnae know anything mind you