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Sooper-hanz

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#1868234 AFC chat awards 2019

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 03 December 2019 - 02:40 PM

They packed Loch Ness in wonder,
But then one wee boy cried
“How’s the monster supposed to see,
When it’s got sweetcorn for its eyes?!”
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#1868230 AFC chat awards 2019

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 03 December 2019 - 02:27 PM

Best poem


My name is Captain Caveman,
I jumped into the sea ,
I launched a shit, one hundred fit,
But it floated back to me !

It terrorised the tourists,
But when one chap saw the mess,
Said ‘ THATS A FUCKING MONSTER !,
LET’S PUT IT IN LOCH NESS !”
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#1867902 AFC chat awards 2019

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 02 December 2019 - 07:40 PM

A local reviews his recent trip to a coffee shop in Amsterdam

 

Zany Coffeeshop

 
 
#12 of 320 Nightlife in Amsterdam 123 Zentrum, Ams.Nederlands 30/11/19
Great to find somewhere you can enjoy a lager  and a smoke too  .What ruined our experience thish weekend was a Scottish man sitting next to us who smelled bad. We thought maybe this man needed to shower but on closher inschpecttion we could see his hands were covered in the poopen. "

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#1867461 Inferior Clubs Games In Spfl

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 01 December 2019 - 04:37 PM

Helicopter Sundays and 4 'old firm' games that can decide the title race. Lots of goals against the teams there to make up the numbers.

 

Every Hun and Celtic away game live on TV so their home corporate tickets aren't affected. That's what's 'good' for Scottish football. 

 

 

 

 Edited the format of the text and that's the advertising slogan SKY would love to go with. Said in the voice of Jim White. 


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#1867442 Aberdeen 2 - 1 St Mirren

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 01 December 2019 - 03:52 PM

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So it was a red then.  lol


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#1866587 In The News

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 29 November 2019 - 06:21 PM

It's Derek McInnes.

 

Well, it'll be the first time he's went out on the attack.


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#1866450 General Election 12th December

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 29 November 2019 - 11:28 AM

Ruth Davidson was Jimmy Krankie. They've fucked that up the ignorant cunts.


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#1866191 What You Doing Today?

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 28 November 2019 - 04:04 PM

Over seeing the Huns ^^^


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#1866167 What You Doing Today?

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 28 November 2019 - 02:57 PM

see MT has been back on the Atlanta forum.


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#1866124 Todays Bet

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 28 November 2019 - 01:18 PM

Correction 3167

 

Nice one !!  


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#1866121 Pet Hates

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 28 November 2019 - 01:15 PM

Is parko having a gender reveal for himself?


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#1865442 General Election 12th December

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 26 November 2019 - 03:40 PM

Self-flagellation over our colonial past has long been fashionable in this country. The left like to justify their lax immigration policies through reference to our evil forebears.


That’s mince
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#1865441 General Election 12th December

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 26 November 2019 - 03:38 PM

Sturgo has a nae bad set of pins

Would like to put her tights over my head

Andy Neil is some shape - Tory oaf


I think she dresses too old due to the responsibilities of her job etc
Softer haircut, some flattering clothes and you have yourself a wee honey .
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#1865118 General Election 12th December

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 25 November 2019 - 08:15 PM

Wee Nicky is way too clever for these cunts. 


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#1865117 Sam Cosgrove

Posted by Sooper-hanz on 25 November 2019 - 08:13 PM

Leaving early ,only to stay at the top of the stairs to watch for another 30 seconds. 

 

STAY IN YOUR SEAT FOR 30 SECONDS LONGER BEFORE LEAVING YOU FUCKING MORONS !


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