Dad

Deeply involved you'll be then you big arsehole

I just gave up peanut butter - even the clean up is bad for the environment, all the equipment you have to fucking use On a slightly camper note; moisturiser containers are a fucking shambles as well - top irremovable, so a shit ton o' moisturiser lost owing to Nivea beings fuckwits (no the only ones - L'Oréal: eyeballing yous 👀). Aye sure Dad could hack the cunt open with a blade, but then you're having to put it in a wee baggy, risk injury... Fuck that.

No more Mowy Wowy for Dad

Grass

What's you method for peanut butter Ed? Kitchen roll it out first?

Sooper-Hans Christian Anderson

Good to see the wee birdies back 👍

Tbh, the Romanian wife has good potential for being a cover for homosexuality. Cunts still feeling the need for this kind o' hoopla - Rock Hudson was a good fucking whiley back hombre, be gay ✌️

The Beatles 🤤

What you listening to son - pink Floyd? Really scraping about in the record shops you glory hunting arsehole

Aye here sorry son - Mary Janed ✌️ Bladdy back - feels better now after yon ^ Followed a top chiro cunt on YouTube Premium there actually: find out if his chat is the answer 👍

Aye that's it son - 5'4 is the cutoff for cunts handling their drink hahahaha Come on now

Ach here, tbf bluto son, you've name checked some classics - but that's the sort o' pish any cunt can do; Dad's digging a bitty deeper than you is all 🤚 Obvious cunt does obvious pish - stands to reason 🤌

Mawyhillshdoh

Ah right you are son - I'll keep you in mind 👍 Prick