Latest Purchase Thread

[The Boofon]

A food tour without drinks. I’d expect better from you Boof. Next you’ll be going all vegan on us

 

If I go vegan I’ll be sure to tell you. It’s in the rule book.

 

 

  

^ tell meh the cunts nae jist typed that oot oan ez fone

howlin

Correct. Not even close to howling.

[shut up meg]

£45 for what looks like a Livvi Market knock-off??

 

Aye, no Adidas stripes or trefoil either.

[Redforever86]

Stripes and trefoils aside - it's a sexy garment.

Let’s face it.

 

It’s just a polyester stocking filler for kids to buy their da for Christmas. Cheer up the happy clapping styleless fud, he proudly shows it off in the Northern Golf Club lounge at the next home game, complete with his new jeans fae next. Identikit to 10% of the folk there. Then he spills his greasy sausage roll doon it at half time. Consigned to the back of the wardrobe for the next 8 years afore it’s self for £2 at Thainstone.

[Don Fonte]

Dad will be a dead ringer for Jimmy Saville in it.

[alscotoz]

Dad will be a dead ringer for Jimmy Saville in it.

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[alscotoz]

Aye, no Adidas stripes or trefoil either.

 

Yeah, you've talked me out of it. Any places where the genuine article (or shirt) available?

[Zeus]

Dad will be a dead ringer for Jimmy Saville in it.

[dazzy_deff]

Yeah, you've talked me out of it. Any places where the genuine article (or shirt) available?

You can get a homemade Adidas one off of eBay. It’s likely gonna catch fire if you drop a fag end on it but other than that it looks ok.

[Poodler]

[BrianFaePerth]

Didn't you buy that a couple of days ago?

[Poodler]

Did I post it the other day?

It arrived today.

WYGTDAI

[BrianFaePerth]

Did I post it the other day?

It arrived today.

WYGTDAI

You posted it on the 7th so unless you paid twice you've broken a fundamental rule of this thread.

 

Plus you'll look like a fanny in it

[daytripping]

You posted it on the 7th so unless you paid twice you've broken a fundamental rule of this thread.

 

Plus you'll look like a fanny in it

 

i always open this thread when I see you've posted, for your workmates sake I want it to say deodorant. Again I close thread and move on with my life, perhaps one day. 

[BrianFaePerth]

i always open this thread when I see you've posted, for your workmates sake I want it to say deodorant. Again I close thread and move on with my life, perhaps one day.

Dayts loves black cock

 

Made you look.

[Poodler]

You posted it on the 7th so unless you paid twice you've broken a fundamental rule of this thread.

 

Plus you'll look like a fanny in it

It's a novelty tshirt

 

Lighten up mr property tycoon. It'll get worn around the house. I'm above the rules anyway

[Poodler]

What make is the t shirt poodrigas?

 

Sergio Georgini

[BrianFaePerth]

Sergio Georgini

Poor mans Paul Smith

[Poodler]

Perth = poor mans Sydney IBO (in Blutos opinion)

[BrianFaePerth]

Perth = poor mans Sydney IBO (in Blutos opinion)

He's only interested in Kings Cross, so that makes sense. Perth isn't as gay and tranny friendly.

[alscotoz]

You can get a homemade Adidas one off of eBay. It’s likely gonna catch fire if you drop a fag end on it but other than that it looks ok.

 

Cheers. Just put a bid in. When did adidas stop using 3 stripes?

[Clydeside_Sheep]

A shed.

 

Approx 15 x 6 ft.

 

Very pleased with it. 

[Poodler]

A shed.

 

Approx 15 x 6 ft.

 

Very pleased with it.

 

One of my pals goes out with a right dodger. Her ma is a brilliant criminal mastermind, has her finger in many pies.

 

Last year we're drinking in the hoose, her ma comes in and says come look at this. Down to the 4x4 and she's got a BnQ flatpack shed in the boot.

 

Walked into BnQ, put the shed on a trolley and got an employee to help her out the door with it to the car. Brazen. She did exactly the same with one of those massive trampolines a week later.

 

Maybe @@ChutneyLove helped her out to the car

[mcdougall(4)]

One of my pals goes out with a right dodger. Her ma is a brilliant criminal mastermind, has her finger in many pies.

 

Last year we're drinking in the hoose, her ma comes in and says come look at this. Down to the 4x4 and she's got a BnQ flatpack shed in the boot.

 

Walked into BnQ, put the shed on a trolley and got an employee to help her out the door with it to the car. Brazen. She did exactly the same with one of those massive trampolines a week later.

 

Maybe @@ChutneyLove helped her out to the car

 

 

That's grim, B&Q probably thought the helpful employee was in on it and got fired.

 

No such thing as a victimless crime.

[Reed or deed]

One of my pals goes out with a right dodger. Her ma is a brilliant criminal mastermind, has her finger in many pies.

Last year we're drinking in the hoose, her ma comes in and says come look at this. Down to the 4x4 and she's got a BnQ flatpack shed in the boot.

Walked into BnQ, put the shed on a trolley and got an employee to help her out the door with it to the car. Brazen. She did exactly the same with one of those massive trampolines a week later.

Maybe @@ChutneyLove helped her out to the car

Ha ha magic.

[manboobs109]

That's grim, B&Q probably thought the helpful employee was in on it and got fired.

 

No such thing as a victimless crime.

Lies. Insurance fraud, cannabis cultivation, doing a wee wee against a tree. All victimless crimes.

[Don Fonte]

Lies. Insurance fraud, cannabis cultivation, doing a wee wee against a tree. All victimless crimes.

Rape also.

[Redforever86]

Lies. Insurance fraud, cannabis cultivation, doing a wee wee against a tree. All victimless crimes.

Abused a fat tim at the local and got chucked oot. Then pissed on a English couples front gate while they sat in their lounge last night.

 

#victimless

[BrianFaePerth]

One of my pals goes out with a right dodger. Her ma is a brilliant criminal mastermind, has her finger in many pies.

 

Last year we're drinking in the hoose, her ma comes in and says come look at this. Down to the 4x4 and she's got a BnQ flatpack shed in the boot.

 

Walked into BnQ, put the shed on a trolley and got an employee to help her out the door with it to the car. Brazen. She did exactly the same with one of those massive trampolines a week later.

 

Maybe @@ChutneyLove helped her out to the car

The garden furniture in our backyard in Norway was acquired with a 5 finger discount. Got two boys to load it up and everything.

 

We were 20 minutes up the road before we realized neither of us had paid for it. Eh had assumed the wife had, she assumed eh had.

 

The decision then was do we go back and pay up, or go home? It was all set up in our back yard a few minutes later.

 

It proved to be shite furniture, so we actually helped them by taking it off their hands and never complaining.

[Redforever86]

The garden furniture in our backyard in Norway was acquired with a 5 finger discount. Got two boys to load it up and everything.

 

We were 20 minutes up the road before we realized neither of us had paid for it. Eh had assumed the wife had, she assumed eh had.

 

The decision then was do we go back and pay up, or go home? It was all set up in our back yard a few minutes later.

 

It proved to be shite furniture, so we actually helped them by taking it off their hands and never complaining.

 

Dundee scum

[BrianFaePerth]

That place was a tea leafs paradise. Never once did eh pay for everything that got loaded in my car.