Posters That Are No More....

[Studebaker-90]

Because the regime don’t like it man 

[For Fecks Sake]

19 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I'll take a dildo anytime . 

Far far far too obvious min ?

[For Fecks Sake]

41 minutes ago, Henry said:

I see the dildoes are gone ?

Perhaps in support of mental awareness week, the Hat - spreading the love ?

[dazzy_deff]

RIP the Dildo. 

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Henry said:

I see the dildoes are gone ?

Haha classic. Top work from the mods @Bebo

[Redforever86]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It wasn't a negative. you just seem a bit ' lah de dah' 

All high skirting boards and nae bevel that guy. 

[Redforever86]

4 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Why did we never hit it off?

You seem to me like someone who persistently makes little jibes and I don't know where it started 

Enlighten me

I don't dislike you at all MT, I'm just a cunt. 

I'm sure I've praised you at times also. 

It's just the internets and you are an easy target/can take a laugh. 

[Guest]

13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Id rather be a moron the a normal.

As you guys would say

Defi-nett-ly

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's horrific that isn't it?  McInnes was a fan of it. 

It's grating. 
 

Also when folk down that way say "but" after sentences but with nothing joining on. That does my cunt in.

 

They probs find us saying min which means nothing annoying, though. 

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

It's grating. 
 

Also when folk down that way say "but" after sentences but with nothing joining on. That does my cunt in.

 

They probs find us saying min which means nothing annoying, though. 

Their use of "so it was", "so it is" and "by the way" all equally as grating. 

[Guest]

Just now, dazzy_deff said:

Their use of "so it was", "so it is" and "by the way" all equally as grating. 

Aye. 
 

Mon Glasgow

 

Fuck the weegies tho

[Guest milne_afc]

“Min” is fine. “Like” is a strange sentence ender.

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

“Min” is fine. “Like” is a strange sentence ender.

Depends. "Da ken like" is acceptable. 

[Studebaker-90]

Swear on my bairnses life min 

[Guest]

15 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

‘Like’ and ‘min’ are my full stops 

Same

 

Weegies in disguise

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I say ‘man’ quite a lot at the end of sentences., man.

Byraway bigman sae it was but

[Redforever86]

Ken fit like min

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Working class men here greet each other - hey brother, in English.  It's well freaky as they don't speak English.

Mate of mine back home was fond of the old - hey Amigo - as you entered the boozer, likes. 

No wonder you ran from your council tax 

[NEM]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Swear on my bairnses life min 

Seen the latest one about him fessing up to pumping a 22 year old as if it’s a crime? ?

[Poodler]

21 minutes ago, NEM said:

Seen the latest one about him fessing up to pumping a 22 year old as if it’s a crime? ?

Very Hat topical in the last few weeks 

[Guest]

28 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Yep, I know what you mean

It's like when people from outwith Scotlands premiere city say "like" at the end of sentences, where it has absolutely no place either

"Ken fit like min" sounds far better to my mind, and far less harsh and grating than "defiNETTly, but, so it is, byraway" all spoken through your nose. 
 

The Glaswegian accent is to me, the worst in Scotland. Not your old time Billy Connolly one, but that sort of more nasally gadji one that's slowly become the dominant way folk speak down your way. 
 

I think Glasgow is a cracking city, I find weegies, at large, perochial and self absorbed. Heaps of them have no clue fit the deal is north or east of Paisley. 

[Guest milne_afc]

I was looking for the ‘Glasgow Uni Accent’ which I’m sure is really just the middle class Aberdeen accent and found this.

 

[Guest]

24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

We can spell 'parochial ' though.  ?

Been done in

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I was looking for the ‘Glasgow Uni Accent’ which I’m sure is really just the middle class Aberdeen accent and found this.

 

Yeah that's a brutal one as well. 
 

As everyone knows I'm very middle class, and I sound fuck all like that. 
 

Fuck all!

[Studebaker-90]

11 hours ago, NEM said:

Seen the latest one about him fessing up to pumping a 22 year old as if it’s a crime? ?

Aye hahaha. This time last year he leathered somebody in the spirit level and was threatening to burn pubs down. 

[dazzy_deff]

Cavey making a fleeting cameo in the betting thread 

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, Captain Caveman said:

What have i missed Dazzler?

A great deal. 

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Millertime said:

 

The glasgow accent you talk of, is the scummy one spoken by far from the majority, usually those in poverty 

Yep,  it's the neds that speak like that. The majority of Glaswegians find it cringey as well. 

[Redforever86]

I don't think there are many other cities in the world the size of Glasgow where you'd collectively label every single inhabitant a scum bag, who is full of shite, has poor morals and is self obsessed. 

 

But in this case you are most certainly correct to do so. 

[maryhilldon]

7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I don't think there are many other cities in the world the size of Glasgow where you'd collectively label every single inhabitant a scum bag, who is full of shite, has poor morals and is self obsessed. 

 

But in this case you are most certainly correct to do so. 

At least they know how to tell a decent joke ?