Pet Hates

[Redforever86]

When Parkie plays scramble he only uses the letters LGBT with permission fae any gays.

[daytripping]

If I was wanking over a Swedish bird it wouldn't be her. 

 

I'm pals on facers with the hottest Swedish bird ever, she's stunning, met her in Maga, nae in a romance way unfortunately but we've been pals ever since, she adored my humour, I adored her face and breasts.  

[Redforever86]

I'm pals on facers with the hottest Swedish bird ever, she's stunning, met her in Maga, nae in a romance way unfortunately but we've been pals ever since, she adored my humour, I adored her face and breasts.

 

What does she think about climate change?

[daytripping]

I'm surprised darkie isna gluing himself to a train in London this week, left wing freak.

[daytripping]

What does she think about climate change?

 

She hopes temps will rise so she can keep sending tight bikini pics to dayts.

[Redforever86]

Parkie staged sit in at primary school as their was a black board and a white board but nae yellow board.

[Redforever86]

She hopes temps will rise so she can keep sending tight bikini pics to dayts.

Get them up in the pervy picture thread.

 

Employed a Swedish quine once. Turned up at the interview in knee high socks, never wore them again, cock tease.

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Cunts in pubs positively screaming laughter at each other. Determined that everyone thinks they are having mental fun. Usually 50something men excited at being out or drunk women in 30s.

 

My mates are funny as fuck. Which makes me smile. Quietly.

 

The cunts above are roaring, and usually at their own joke.

 

The pubs I grew up in around Wester Hailes were full. And all you could hear was the puggy machine, drinks getting ordered and the quiet air of depression and potential violence. How a pub should be.

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Lighten up, WHS min

Believe it or no. It's ma birthday.

[Don Fonte]

Believe it or no. It's ma birthday.

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Happy Birthday man. ❤

Cheers Grays. Fuck Hibs.

[Bluto10]

You don't even know what redneck means do you?....... Before you Google it.

means theyve got a red neck doesn’t it?

[Chewie37]

Is this that 9 year old? Got told today we’ve got to switch our energy provider, eco friendly as possible. When I asked why (I was expecting to save money, etc) the 9 year old climate change girl was reference/we need to do our bit.

Away to do donuts on the nearest car park until I’m out of diesel.

I’d recommend pouring more diesel on the car park, it’ll increase the donut fun...........also light it,

[Chewie37]

Fuck them.

Spoon burning wee pricks.

Happy Burthday Grays, hope you have ice cream and jellies at your pairty

[Poodler]

Deliberately out with one bank card to stop me spending and the HSBC on union street swallowed it

 

 

 

This is when it pays to have trusting relationships with questionable women.

[Ke1t]

Cunts in pubs positively screaming laughter at each other. Determined that everyone thinks they are having mental fun. Usually 50something men excited at being out or drunk women in 30s.

 

My mates are funny as fuck. Which makes me smile. Quietly.

 

The cunts above are roaring, and usually at their own joke.

 

The pubs I grew up in around Wester Hailes were full. And all you could hear was the puggy machine, drinks getting ordered and the quiet air of depression and potential violence. How a pub should be.

 

 

Happy birthday, min... though, jesus, you're aboot depressed enough to be a goth. 

[Chewie37]

Deliberately out with one bank card to stop me spending and the HSBC on union street swallowed it

This is when it pays to have trusting relationships with questionable women.

You can call your bank to get out emergency cash surely?

[Fridge]

Also out, some outstanding tits and legs on display

[Poodler]

You can call your bank to get out emergency cash surely?

Did a cash transfer to my dealer and will use cash collected at the party

 

 

 

Bloody love life

 

 

 

 

 

Fridge you biding out late?

[Fridge]

Yip. Unless I immediately pull. So yes!

[Arabian Knight]

correct.. this cunt wis aywiz the caveman reinventin ezsel- debt free.. hidden in plain site aw alang apart fae tae cunts wi a bit savvy

[Fridge]

Ha I ended up on the lash with PN, he was hired for some corporate pish in the good old days of high oil prices . Also Hue and Cry, they were total

Wanks.

[BrianFaePerth]

 

 

 

This is when it pays to have questionable relationships with trusting women.

Fixed it for you

[BrianFaePerth]

@@Henry it is your time Sir Sleuth.

Studebaker too while you're at it Harcus. He's all too familiar.

[Guest milne_afc]

Studebaker too while you're at it Harcus. He's all too familiar.

He can work the Internet?

[BrianFaePerth]

He can work the Internet?

Harcus is the Gareth Keenan of the Hat. We all tolerate him and in return he's happy to do the things we can't be bothered doing.

[Henry]

Harcus is the Gareth Keenan of the Hat. We all tolerate him and in return he's happy to do the things we can't be bothered doing.

 

Trying to fit in with the lads with the Office banter. 

[Wester Hailes Skins]

Happy birthday, min... though, jesus, you're aboot depressed enough to be a goth.

Actually had quite a nice night. The bright lights of George Street. Now about to watch Avengers End game. Happy. (Although the cunt next to me has just opened up a monster bag of crunchy popcorn. And opened his can with one hand. Which seems to increase that pssst noise. Prick.)

[Ke1t]

Actually had quite a nice night. The bright lights of George Street. Now about to watch Avengers End game. Happy. (Although the cunt next to me has just opened up a monster bag of crunchy popcorn. And opened his can with one hand. Which seems to increase that pssst noise. Prick.)

 

Went to see a fillum in a black theatre in Detroit some time back. 

 

Fuckers seem to think it's interactive entertainment. 

 

Any time some kind of action happened they'd be... "Awwwwwwww HEEEEELL NAW!"  or "DAAAAAYUM, SON! WHOOOOOO!"

 

And not just one or two of them, like 50% of the audience minimim. 

 

To be fair the audience were more entertaining than the film, which might have been Traffic or Crash. 

[maryhilldon]

Went to see a fillum in a black theatre in Detroit some time back.

 

Fuckers seem to think it's interactive entertainment.

 

Any time some kind of action happened they'd be... "Awwwwwwww HEEEEELL NAW!" or "DAAAAAYUM, SON! WHOOOOOO!"

 

And not just one or two of them, like 50% of the audience minimim.

 

To be fair the audience were more entertaining than the film, which might have been Traffic or Crash.

Those brothers are pretty excitable. See the state they get into when Dynamo or someone shows them a magic trick! Screaming and running down the street!