Aberdeen City Centre

[manboobs109]

Push ups?? Fucking hell

[King Street Loon]

Man Chat Aberdeen

 

Discuss

 

 

A nice idea. A lot of 'you don't know the pressure I'm under to do this for you'.

 

I used to do all that counselling stuff, ordered substance misuse blah blah. All shite.

 

Keeping yourself pickled so you don't have to have feelings. There's yer answer. No need to greet to tattoo artists

On the theme of mental health.

Walked over Union Bridge for the first time in ages lunchtime yesterday.

What do the people think all the positive messages of love and support that are adorning the makeshift barrier are going to achieve?

Do they think that Joe or Joan Bloggs are going to read them before flinging themselves off the bridge and change their mind?

And anyway, why always that bridge?

[alscotoz]

On the theme of mental health.

Walked over Union Bridge for the first time in ages lunchtime yesterday.

What do the people think all the positive messages of love and support that are adorning the makeshift barrier are going to achieve?

Do they think that Joe or Joan Bloggs are going to read them before flinging themselves off the bridge and change their mind?

And anyway, why always that bridge?

 

Wanting to keep up with the Joneses?

 

Old Grace was a strange one.

[Poodler]

Slagging a local hardman would be my choice

[Chewie37]

On the theme of mental health.

Walked over Union Bridge for the first time in ages lunchtime yesterday.

What do the people think all the positive messages of love and support that are adorning the makeshift barrier are going to achieve?

Do they think that Joe or Joan Bloggs are going to read them before flinging themselves off the bridge and change their mind?

And anyway, why always that bridge?

About 25 years ago, me, my mate and a girl we we were friends with were walking over Union Bridge at lunchtime, someone had jumped off the bridge and killed themselves. Being two mouthy lads we were saying how stupid the cunt was and being selfish, blocking the bridge and nearly hitting cars etc. Found out later that night it was our friends mum........did not see that coming

[King Street Loon]

Could they not just do it at the cliffs down by Cove?

Less impact on the public that way.

[King Street Loon]

Lol

 

I had this conversation yesterday (with other hatters)

 

 

Those cliffs would only maim, surely?

Perhaps. But surely rhe waves crashing your limp body onto the rocks would finish tje job?

[Poodler]

Could they not just do it at the cliffs down by Cove?

Less impact on the public that way.

 

I nearly bit there

[redstrummer]

About 25 years ago, me, my mate and a girl we we were friends with were walking over Union Bridge at lunchtime, someone had jumped off the bridge and killed themselves. Being two mouthy lads we were saying how stupid the cunt was and being selfish, blocking the bridge and nearly hitting cars etc. Found out later that night it was our friends mum........did not see that coming

 

Or the car below

[Chewie37]

Could they not just do it at the cliffs down by Cove?

Less impact on the public that way.

There was a boy we used to go to the “Ice Disco” out at Dyce 89/90 fell off the cliffs there and landed in the only pool of water there at the time and survived! Jammy jammy bastard like

[Poodler]

@@NEM

 

Stevie Cameron calling out a lot of your pals in his latest tirade.

 

You going to be sleeping with a club under your bed?

[NEM]

@@NEM

 

Stevie Cameron calling out a lot of your pals in his latest tirade.

 

You going to be sleeping with a club under your bed?

 

 

Is that his hoose that got panned in?

 

 

Ha ha he's already shat it and backtracked.

 

Think he needs to lay off the buckfast 

[Guest milne_afc]

Ffs, these things always leave you disappointed. Was hoping for an endless stream of mano a mano straighteners and mindless retribution.

[NEM]

Ffs, these things always leave you disappointed. Was hoping for an endless stream of mano a mano straighteners and mindless retribution.

 

 

He'd have a hard job, the jakey cunt can barely walk 

[Poodler]

One of my best pals fingered a junkie yesterday and got sucked off from her behind Spice of Asia.

 

He was then robbed at knifepoint by her irate renowned smack dealer partner.

 

A real rollercoaster.

 

The revenga thread is going to get an amusing story. I think I'd rather take the BJ from the partner tbh.

[Fridge]

Was this pal actually you?

[BWG]

One of my best pals fingered a junkie yesterday and got sucked off from her behind Spice of Asia.

 

He was then robbed at knifepoint by her irate renowned smack dealer partner.

 

A real rollercoaster.

 

The revenga thread is going to get an amusing story. I think I'd rather take the BJ from the partner tbh.

 

How does one get mugged these days?  Who carries their money or cards anymore?  Do they make you paypal them some money or something?

[Poodler]

He withdrew the £ for drugs

[BWG]

He withdrew the £ for drugs

 

Ah I see.  I figured he'd just decided to take a stinker up on an offer of casual back alley sex while blootered.

 

A tragic tale.

[BWG]

How do you pay for stuff?

 

Android pay

[Redforever86]

Never heard of it - sounds like something from Star Wars

 

I just take €500 out the bank machine and wait til that dwindles (to avoid overseas card charges)

 

Get a WeSwap card Mobby.

[Don Fonte]

Android pay

They will mug you for your phone.

[Fridge]

Walking down the road and some guy with no top on comes toward me off his nut, conversation was:

 

You alright paI he said, I replied yeah fine, you alright you needing me to get you a taxi, where do you stay?

 

Why would I not be alright?

 

Well possibly because you are stumbling about Great Western Road topless in the absolute pishing rain.

 

Said he was absolutely fine so we ended conversation. Hopefully was someone from here.

[Fridge]

He was falling about the place, was just trying to be nice.

 

I’ll help anyone out, tried my best but he is off on his merry way to jail or hospital.

[Bluto10]

been there done that then gone to work

 

* bit more sensible these days

 

 

 

** but still rnr through n through

[Chewie37]

It sounds a bit " shall we share a taxi back to my place?"   and then we'll do things to each other's bottoms

Well he was topless

[ebbe]

Couple of fools playing the poker in g the night, flirting with how much of a tosser ebbe is. He acted like a genuine soldier with genuine disregard for everyone and all’s worth. GAV’s head is held higher than normal. You know who you are.

[Fridge]

It sounds a bit " shall we share a taxi back to my place?" and then we'll do things to each other's bottoms

Ha, I am not that way inclined, just offered to flag him a taxi rather than possibly die. He declined, who knows what happened to him. Will check the paper on Monday.

[shut up meg]

Couple of fools playing the poker in g the night, flirting with how much of a tosser ebbe is. He acted like a genuine soldier with genuine disregard for everyone and all’s worth. GAV’s head is held higher than normal. You know who you are.

 

@@ebbe, when you come to this morning, can you explain please?

 

Thanks

[ebbe]

@@ebbe, when you come to this morning, can you explain please?

 

Thanks

2 cunts in G last night slaughtering the boy ebbe. Was harsh, don’t know what prompted the above nonsense.

 

Sorry.