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The Aitkens Bakery van used to come round our  school at break time and park at the back gate. 

 

When it snowed we would wait in ambush until he opened the back door then it was like the opening scene from Gladiators

as snowballs rained down on the van and if you were good into the back serving area.  Cunt would just pick up the spilled 

nudgers and yum yums and put them back on the shelf.

 

Also used to tamper with fireworks, down at the weekend to the Rubber shop or Toy Bazzar and stock up on the right kind that we would then

cut the bottom off, remove the propellant and fill the space with contents of a couple of split open bangers and then tape it all up nice and tight...

Sell them at school on Monday morning and then watch as mad cunts tried to blow each other up at break time throwing our home made grenades at each other. 

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The highlight of my child hood was staged beating at the old 59 terminus at the top of Howse Road. We pretended to kick fuck out of a chap who shall remain anonymous in an attempt to lure the driver out of his vehicle. It worked and when he did my mate was ready, hiding in the long grass, and drove off in the bus. Was hilarious at the time. I probably haven’t done it justice.

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Anyone remember the German bangers that were loud as fuck and worked even thrown into water - 3,2,1's or something. Had many a good time with them.

 

When I look back at some of the stuff me and my mates got upto when we were younger I think we were right little cheeky know it all bastards.

 

That said nothing majorly out of order but we still had the police round to our houses many a time.

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Anyone remember the German bangers that were loud as fuck and worked even thrown into water - 3,2,1's or something. Had many a good time with them.

When I look back at some of the stuff me and my mates got upto when we were younger I think we were right little cheeky know it all bastards.

That said nothing majorly out of order but we still had the police round to our houses many a time.

Blitzkreig?

 

Gott in Himmel

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I generously made my little sister a drink of diluting orange juice, except it was heavily diluted with fairy liquid instead of water.

 

Was mean to my sisters.

 

Put a dead bird through someones letter box.

 

Wiped dog shit on someones car.

 

Stole things.

 

A horrible little boy to be fair, but not as bad as Bad Mobby :P

 

This wrap sheet is prob quite modest in reality, but my mum was a teacher and my dad a police officer, so "iron discipline" in our household. The measure of a man.

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Classic lines straight from Commando comics.

Argh, I'm hit.

 

Death to the infidel round eyes / white dogs (typically from those jap bastards / yellow rats)

 

"Donner Und Blitzen" is the best, most regular and most reliable, as Fer Fecks Sake points out!

 

Edit = <partridge> Slant eyed Bastards. </partridge>. Again for our valued friends, the Japanese.

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Argh, I'm hit.

 

Death to the infidel round eyes / white dogs (typically from those jap bastards / yellow rats)

 

"Donner Und Blitzen" is the best, most regular and most reliable, as Fer Fecks Sake points out!

Loved a commando comic I did back in the day and the 2nd hand book and magazine shop on King Street used to resell them for about 5p.

 

They also used to stock a decent selection of second hand porno mags which was also nice

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Argh, I'm hit.Death to the infidel round eyes / white dogs (typically from those jap bastards / yellow rats)"Donner Und Blitzen" is the best, most regular and most reliable, as Fer Fecks Sake points out!Edit = <partridge> Slant eyed Bastards. </partridge>. Again for our valued friends, the Japanese.

Banzai!!!

 

Was another favourite

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Me and my mates used to tease the fuck out of this simpleton called Dottled Dod who during daylight hours would always be standing on the corner of Victoria Street and I think Gladstone Street(?) in Dyce. Always had a tranny (radio, not somebody who was confused) attached to his ear. Dunno he was probably late 20's/early 30's. Fuck he used to get wound up and the more he did, the more he took the piss out of him. And he'd chase us, never caught us. Summer holidays especially, it was great sport.

 

Kids can be arseholes.

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Used to egg and flour some cunts house as we were convinced he was the local paedo.

 

I remember one occasion where a bag of flour was thrown but some stupid cunt had forgot to rip the top off it. 1kg bag of flour straight through the fuckin window pane! Scarpered quick after that een.

 

Taking the local spuzzies bike and ghosty it down a hill.

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Used to egg and flour some cunts house as we were convinced he was the local paedo.

 

I remember one occasion where a bag of flour was thrown but some stupid cunt had forgot to rip the top off it. 1kg bag of flour straight through the fuckin window pane! Scarpered quick after that een.

 

Taking the local spuzzies bike and ghosty it down a hill.

Haha. That smash and the resulting flee would've been a laugh

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