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#1321 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 11:44 AM

Well done chewie - although I must admit I thought they had already arrived... Unless this is the second set?


Same here. Certainly strung it out .
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#1322 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 11:45 AM

Typical bumboy.
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#1323 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 12:15 PM

Typical bumboy.


Aye fabulous
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#1324 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 01:26 PM

Haha terrific

Good work nonetheless chewie son
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#1325 OFFLINE   Tommy

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 02:03 PM

Congratulations Chewie.
Are they both the same colour?
May they have long and happy lives.
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#1326 OFFLINE   Captain Caveman

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 02:45 PM

Congrats Chewie,
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#1327 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 02:46 PM

One black one Indian, genetically possible right?
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#1328 OFFLINE   King Street Loon

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 03:06 PM

Congrats min.

I hope the Lumpy's are doing well.


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#1329 OFFLINE   Tommy

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 03:20 PM

One black one Indian, genetically possible right?


Aye of course.
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#1330 OFFLINE   cruzcampo3

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 03:20 PM

Congratulations Chewie

Don’t worry about sleep. Your banter will help with that ;)
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Posted 10 September 2018 - 03:21 PM

Congratulations Chewie

Don’t worry about sleep. Your banter will help with that ;)
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#1332 OFFLINE   Dom Sullivan

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 04:45 PM

Congratulations Chewie.
Are they both the same colour?
May they have long and happy lives.

Haha, united colours of Chewie.

Congratulations to you and Mrs Chewie, you big hairy Wookie.

Hope abdy is doing well.
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#1333 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 04:56 PM

Waaaaaaay some beaut responses here, cheers folks :laughing:
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Posted 10 September 2018 - 05:24 PM

Congrats to you and the family, Chewie.
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#1335 OFFLINE   RAZOR

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 05:52 PM

Congratulations Chewie.
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#1336 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 07:52 PM

up the bum no more babies


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#1337 OFFLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 08:18 PM

Congratulations on the new arrivals Chewie min.

Commiserations on the new size of your wife's mott.
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#1338 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 10 September 2018 - 09:18 PM

#prayformrschewiesminge
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#1339 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 04:13 AM

You can fire up a weekly treble now Chewie min.

 

Bound to be better than Boyo's above. ^^^^


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Posted 11 September 2018 - 05:28 AM

You can fire up a weekly treble now Chewie min.

 

Bound to be better than Boyo's above. ^^^^

 

Harvey would do a better job.


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#1341 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 06:02 AM

The hairy cunts chance is diarised; he'll get his go.
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Posted 11 September 2018 - 07:48 AM

Nice one Chewie. All the best to you and your family :thumbup1:


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#1343 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 11 September 2018 - 11:34 PM

up the bum no more babies

 
She's nae stickin anything up my arse......
 

Congratulations on the new arrivals Chewie min.
Commiserations on the new size of your wife's mott.

Ended up C-section.......lovely jubbly, thanks doc, you're a pal.....(expensive bottle of Malt en route to Dr Gonzalez)
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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:18 AM

Congrats Chewie. I hope you managed to persuade the consultant to insert a few extra stitches in your good ladies muff to avoid your future sex life resembling the throwing of a sausage up an alley.


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#1345 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 08:49 AM

Congrats Chewie. I hope you managed to persuade the consultant to insert a few extra stitches in your good ladies muff to avoid your future sex life resembling the throwing of a sausage up an alley.

 

A cheeky request given the post below but worth a punt none the less.

 

 
She's nae stickin anything up my arse......
  Ended up C-section.......lovely jubbly, thanks doc, you're a pal.....(expensive bottle of Malt en route to Dr Gonzalez)


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#1346 OFFLINE   Henry

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 10:46 AM

Dr Gonzalez would surely prefer a bottle of tequila. 


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#1347 ONLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 10:52 AM

Dr Gonzalez would surely prefer a bottle of tequila.


Especially after seeing mrs chewie's minge
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#1348 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 11:17 AM

^^upped your game recently Brizo.Top quipping.
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#1349 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 12 September 2018 - 06:42 PM

Especially after seeing mrs chewie's minge


Yeah nae bad.....6/10


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Posted 12 September 2018 - 07:00 PM

Yeah nae bad.....6/10
 

 

Is that before or after the kids?


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