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I wonder if Leven's reticence towards management has changed now. Seemingly he'd no real interest in stepping in, but he seems to have a better grasp on the job than some people who think they are managers. And when you look at the kind of spoon that gets managerial gigs in Scotland, Leven has to think 'Fuck me, I can definitely do this'. Would hate to lose the guy, but now he has a taste for it... and with clubs just recycling the same failures into the managerial position again and again... you'd think it's only a matter of time before someone takes a punt on him, just to change things up.

Hibs must surely be about due a relegation?

Right? We struggle for years to find a manager who has even the most basic grasp on fitba, then two come along at once.

Fairytale ending!

Oh my god... Boyd's a tiny, adorable future superstar! Is he 12? No-pedo.

We send them Jensen and refuse to return their calls.

RRRRROOOOOOOS!

Lefondre's frosted tips...

Ludicrous how much Sokler looks and moves like Miovski. Here's the plan... we accept 10 million for Miovski, we give them Sokler instead because, hey, they're very similar products, we keep Miovski and refuse to refund the buyer when he realises he's been bait and switched. Learned that from Temu.

Our two best players coming off... a bold move from the temp.

Makes you wonder if we need Thelin, tbh. Unlike Robson's temporary manager period, Leven has us playing increasingly effective football, showing just how bad Barry was with a very decent group of players. Leven's proven to be a real asset to Aberdeen.

Magical stuff.

Boyle's fast, though. So, you know... that's something.

Usually saves them for the European Giants, but showing he can score against the pish inna. He's come close to some cracking goals over the season, deserves that one.