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#1 OFFLINE   StandFree1982

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Posted 13 January 2011 - 09:42 AM

Might as well get the ball rolling seeing as the old one is now deceased!

1) Drivers who don't move over to the other lane, when it's free, when you are trying to get out of a slip road
2) The Gym during January and Febuary when all the "New Years Resolution" folk swarm to the gym and WALK on the treadmills for half an hour, meaning you don't get on sod all for ages. It soon calms down by March though.
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Posted 13 January 2011 - 11:03 AM

people who throw a temper tantrum and delete websites because they can
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I'd like to point out that Stoney seems to be a decent bloke.
I met him at Tynecastle last season and he seemed spot on to me.
So I'd lay off the abuse to him lads.


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Posted 13 January 2011 - 11:04 AM

people who throw a temper tantrum and delete websites because they can

Nice first post newby
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Posted 13 January 2011 - 11:05 AM

people who throw a temper tantrum and delete websites because they can

I'd "Like" this, but it wasnt available back in the day!!
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Posted 13 January 2011 - 11:10 AM

Nice first post newby



Start as you mean to continue :thumbs:
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I'd like to point out that Stoney seems to be a decent bloke.
I met him at Tynecastle last season and he seemed spot on to me.
So I'd lay off the abuse to him lads.


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Posted 13 January 2011 - 12:42 PM

The hun who works in the cafeteria at work going on and on and on about how she has won tickets to see the huns at Hampden for the League Cup semi :banghead:
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Posted 13 January 2011 - 02:08 PM

The hun who works in the cafeteria at work going on and on and on about how she has won tickets to see the huns at Hampden for the League Cup semi :banghead:

woman that support the huns....gadz
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Posted 13 January 2011 - 07:41 PM

woman that support the huns....gadz

A Hun... Gadz!

People who can't use union square car park. Usually women in their hubbys range rovers that never usually drive. Going up and down no entrys willy nilly. You toot and flash and they look at you as if you just whapped out your cock and pissed on her car! IDIOTS!
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 08:36 PM

A Hun... Gadz!

People who can't use union square car park. Usually women in their hubbys range rovers that never usually drive. Going up and down no entrys willy nilly. You toot and flash and they look at you as if you just whapped out your cock and pissed on her car! IDIOTS!


:hysterical: Quality, I must remember that one to use in a conversation sometime.

People at the gym who don't strip bar-bells once they're finished. Also folk doin bicep curls wi the olympic bars in the squat rack. Worst of all, the chodes who don't put weights back once they're done, so you have to hunt high and low for plates. Especially annoying if you have for example 15Kg on one side of a bar, and have to cobble together 15Kg out of 5's and 2.5'5 for the other side, cos the other 15's been commandeered for use by some dick.

Also folk who fart on buses, Protip: dinna move around trying to make the leather squeak, smells never lie
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 08:46 PM

Other week in the gym, a guy around my age was in doing deadlifts, was doing over 200kg, just one or two reps, soo pointless as he was clearly straining and the fact he had the belt on just means he is fooling himself.
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 08:51 PM

I've seen that boy in the weights room on Saturdays, he takes centuries between sets too! Mind you, he might be going for his one rep max, and the belt's probably for supporting his back.
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 08:58 PM

I've seen that boy in the weights room on Saturdays, he takes centuries between sets too! Mind you, he might be going for his one rep max, and the belt's probably for supporting his back.

Yeah but the belt just tricks you in to thinking you can lift heavy, I got asked once if I wanted to wear it for squats and the plan was to double the weight I had been doing before, false sense of security more or less so I have avoided it.

Other pet hate in the gym is the folk in the abs and power plate area that just take up far too much room then have the cheek to give me dirty looks when I start swing my 32kg kettlebell.
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 09:24 PM

Union Square
Cyclists
Huns
Buses
Frank Boyle
Banks

Nae order
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 12:50 AM

That DFS advert, Depeche Mode and what ever other c@nt has remixed it. Anyone who was at the 9-0 pumping will agree.
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Posted 15 January 2011 - 01:04 AM

People who go round roundabouts in the wrong lane. Grrrr!

The go compare adverts.Grrrr!

Meerkat adverts.Grrrr!

My brother's love for the scummy Huns. Bigger Grrrrrrrrrrrr! (he was just rebelling against my Dad in his younger days and has never been to Scumbrox to see them play, he always had to be different from me you see. Still a bloody Hun though)
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Posted 31 January 2011 - 10:55 PM

Folk in the weights room who take a pile o dumbbells in a wee stack and work very slowly through all the weights, and then get needlessly irate when you ask for some of the ones nae in use at the moment.
Dickhead drivers that SPEED UP when you're trying to cross the road then toot at you/ give you a stare as if you've just shat on their bonnet.
Zander still being at AFC. Although Trifil's departure is welcome
Scummy beggars that sit beside cash machines and demand spare change fae ye. How in the name of f**k am I supposed to have change if I just got notes out o the machine?
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Posted 31 January 2011 - 11:52 PM

Pet hates

Women drivers

Old drivers

Coppers who think their costume makes them intimidating

People with no sense of humour

People who don't drink. f**king weirdos. Tak a drink.

People who make a point of telling you they don't own a telly... f**king weirdos. Get a telly.

Service staff who think they're posh because they work at an upscale restaurant. You're a waiter/waitress, get me my f**king beer... and don't look down your nose at me because I want chips, you f**king waiter. Get f**king waitering and less o yer sh*te.

Women who park their shopping basket in the middle of the aisle of the supermarket. Shift yer stupid whore basket.

People who are deliberately obstructive or unhelpful. Help me or get oot my road, c**t.

Passive aggressive pricks. Be passive aggressive to me and I'll rape you with my clever words. And my cock.

People who give their hoose a name. Dunroamin' my arse, yer number 53 you pretentious dicksockets.

People who revel in minkery.

Religious people who get religious in my company. f**k off wi yer religion.

People who send pictures of their kids to me at Christmas in lieu of a proper card wi snamannies. "Here's ma kids, look." Fakkaff

People who do a family newsletter and send it to me at Christmas. I swear to christ.... get tae f**k.

Family get togethers with more than one Arab there. Mo drama. Mo drama. Settle doon, Arabs.

People who go to the trouble of telling me they have a problem with me like I'm supposed to give a flying f**k what they think. You think you're so important that I'm going to modify my behaviour/personality to suit your needs? Awa and suck my arse.

Rat-f**ks.

Sna.

Preppy f**kers.

People who tell you their country is the 'Best in the world'. Unless they're Dutch they're talking pash.

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Posted 01 February 2011 - 07:52 AM

Radiohead

Folk that like Radiohead

Yappy dugs

Folk that keep yappy dugs and think that that they're in no way responsible for the dug

Landlords of folk who keep yappy dugs

Yappy dugs
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Posted 01 February 2011 - 08:01 AM

English c**ts.

Snobbery.

Nosiness.

Freemasons.
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Posted 01 February 2011 - 08:06 AM

i dont have any pet hates.
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Posted 01 February 2011 - 08:07 AM

Tae be a bittie mair enlightened aboot it , efter a' , it's only yersel' yer irritating , try turning these 'pet hate' negative experiences into something , if not positive , less negative.

Tae be neutral aboot it is probably the coolest route.

To the Supreme Being( you ! ) , nothing is intolerable.




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Posted 01 February 2011 - 08:07 AM

Glaswegians - AKA weegies.

Canna thole the c**ts.
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Posted 01 February 2011 - 08:13 AM

Glaswegians - AKA weegies.

Canna thole the c**ts.


surely your list of pet hates tup goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on
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Posted 01 February 2011 - 08:22 AM

Poofs, no time for them.
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Posted 01 February 2011 - 08:28 AM

Poofs, no time for them.



:laughing:


Methinks thou do'st protest too much. :P
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Posted 01 February 2011 - 08:36 AM

Poofs, no time for them.



oh yeah,don't forget
epl football
sky football
t.v. football
international football
all other football
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Posted 01 February 2011 - 08:38 AM

:laughing:


Methinks thou do'st protest too much. :P


yep, hommery is definitely a little too close to home for little old tup.
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Posted 01 February 2011 - 08:44 AM

Folk on the dole, scrounging workshy c**ts, get a grip o yersels.
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Posted 01 February 2011 - 08:45 AM

Himmin.....Radiohead are f**king awesome!!

People who are unhelpful, but also people who are far too friendly for their own good! Start chatting to you in a queue, or your on a training course and they sit next to you and tell you about their incredibly dull life. f**k OFF....if i was interested in ANYTHING about you, i'd have engaged in conversation myself!!!

Also....c**ts who see you struggle to do something first time, so they proceed to come over and show you and tell you what you are doing wrong!!!!!!!! fair enough if you were struggling for ages!

Phew...weight off my shoulders there!
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Posted 01 February 2011 - 11:19 AM

Ginger headed folk.
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