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#61 OFFLINE   Parklife

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Posted 23 January 2018 - 07:12 PM

That stuff ruins my shitbox. Looks like somecunt (Rumpus) has spunked in it as well.

That's plenty, Gillian McKeith.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 07:13 PM

You must be sweating like a rapist come 11am, drouth on, desperate for more drink.


True (I do a 10k run from 10:30am - 11:30am)

On the half pints of vino tinto now

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Posted 23 January 2018 - 07:14 PM

^ get yer bet picked Parky ya cunt. If you drop out I'll tell Rocket where your kids go to school
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 07:16 PM

Coincidentally red wine gives me the shites tae. You must hardly ever do a solid one Mobby.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 07:17 PM

^ get yer bet picked Parky ya cunt. If you drop out I'll tell Rocket where your kids go to school


I don't even know what that means :laughing:
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 07:20 PM

Coincidentally red wine gives me the shites tae. You must hardly ever do a solid one Mobby.


I'm on the Mediterranean diet now (nae the ABZ/GLA one)

Lots of fibre and fresh shit nowadays

Red wine just makes my shite black.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 07:55 PM

Coincidentally red wine gives me the shites tae. You must hardly ever do a solid one Mobby.

 

Aye - but thats no just based on simply the wine or the wheaty beer son. For the type of shites your taking, your talking a steady flow of cake, biscuits, crisps, chocolate, hot dogs, hamburgers, bacon, sausage, fried eggs, deep fried fish, deep fried mars bars, chips, snickers, mars, galaxy, fudge, ice cream, king ribs, and the countless other types of food you consume. Bring that down to a nice combo of nuts, dried fruit granola, carrots, corn crackers, and all the other cardboard tasting stuff folks with 6 defined abs eat.


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Posted 23 January 2018 - 08:05 PM

This:

 

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It's awful.


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Posted 23 January 2018 - 08:14 PM

Coincidentally red wine gives me the shites tae. You must hardly ever do a solid one Mobby.

You sure you don't have IBS?
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 08:20 PM

^ Sounds like moobzoid hiza richt skittery neuk.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 08:32 PM

You sure you don't have IBS?


Maybe man aye. Certain things give me the skitters but I'm pretty on the ball with what they are.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 08:37 PM

Water.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 08:39 PM

This:

 

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It's awful.

 

I agree. Don't get the hype with that stuff at all. 


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Posted 23 January 2018 - 08:42 PM

Water.


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Posted 23 January 2018 - 08:59 PM

Being macho will be no use when you're six feet under 30 years before I am.

Water is very good. You should try it sometime.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:04 PM

Being macho will be no use when you're six feet under 30 years before I am.

Water is very good. You should try it sometime.

Probably drink more water than you do

For 220 days a year, that's all I drink (with the odd coffee/green tea)

I will outlive you and your findus crispy pancake/Big Mo batter clogged ticker.

Probably not.

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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:09 PM

Doubt it. I am outclassing you in every department ATM.

I don't believe your 220 days thing.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:11 PM

I must drink close to ten litres a day (water)
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:11 PM

When did you last shoot your load @tup? All that spunk will be building up inside you and can't be healthy.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:12 PM

 
I agree. Don't get the hype with that stuff at all. 

Brewdog stuff in general is brilliant. Their lager is honking.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:14 PM

Doubt it. I am outclassing you in every department ATM.


Only in the touching kids dept.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:16 PM

 

I agree. Don't get the hype with that stuff at all. 

 

Can't be that much hype, it's been discontinued.


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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:19 PM

When did you last shoot your load @tup? All that spunk will be building up inside you and can't be healthy.


I'm as relaxed as they come pal.

It's the drink lovers who'll be struggling to shoot their bolt.

Maybe you should ask bluto.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:20 PM

Only in the touching kids dept.


Especially in the class department, you're lacking it.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:20 PM

Answer the question.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:23 PM

Answer the question.


You're in no position to be making demands of me :laughing:
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:25 PM

When did you last shoot your load @tup? All that spunk will be building up inside you and can't be healthy.


In the swimming pool changing room showers (while peeping round the corner of the curtain)

Or while looking over in to the next toilet cubicle in Wick 'spoons (looking at a child pooping)
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:26 PM

I'm living a relatively alcohol free lifestyle atm and in peak physical condition. My moral standing is currently unmatched on this forum. Answer the question or assumptions will be made on your enforced abstinence.
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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:27 PM

 

Can't be that much hype, it's been discontinued.

 

Old Hanz on the ball as ever haha prick


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Posted 23 January 2018 - 09:28 PM

I'm as relaxed as they come pal.
It's the drink lovers who'll be struggling to shoot their bolt.
Maybe you should ask bluto.


Today.
After my run.
In the shower
At work.
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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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