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#1 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:32 AM

Tampaman sounds ace

http://www.tampabay....eport_167877240
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:41 AM

The FuckHerRightInThePussy Guy deserves a mention


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:41 AM

Dying Man sounds like a bit of a wet lettuce

https://www.irishmir...an-who-12495471
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 09:59 AM

Sex-Crazed Man

http://www.wmcaction...-pricey-sex-toy
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 10:31 AM

Tup in his Y fronts
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 10:40 AM

Neanderthal man

 

http://www.afc-chat....39080&p=1598210


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 10:54 AM

Sheepdog


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:00 AM

Inebriated Man

https://www.dailymer...estion/3319320/
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:07 AM

Bullshitman!
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:19 AM

Poofterboy and Feminist girl.

Special powers.

PB, high pitched screech that disables the criminal before he finishes them off with 20 rapid up the dirtbox.

FG, overpowering body odour and horrible fat floppy tits that she stuffs down into your windpipe choking you to death. Actually a very lethal killer. Chops your cock off and eats it.
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:25 AM

Neanderthal man
 
http://www.afc-chat....39080&p=1598210

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That’s a bit harsh
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:31 AM

Scone Man...

https://www.google.c...entral-37846078
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:32 AM

:laughing:
That’s a bit harsh

:laughing: Sorry Bloots, couldn't resist.


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:32 AM

Millerman.


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:34 AM

Tup in his Y fronts


The Wickerman?
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:43 AM

Superdwarf
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:44 AM

Pokemon
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:47 AM

Peter Parklife. 

 

By day a specky gizoid with no mates who loves wrestling and NFL. 

 

By night a specky gizoid with no mates who loves wrestling and NFL. 

 
:whistling:

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:55 AM

 

Peter Parklife. 

 

By day a specky gizoid with no mates who loves wrestling and NFL. 

 

By night a specky gizoid with no mates who loves wrestling and NFL. 

 
:whistling:

 

 

 

Will3.jpg


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 11:59 AM

Steven Gerrard 


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 12:02 PM

By day an eccentric ‘weegie’ Walter Mitty type character living in his fantasy 18th century converted Dolls House. Cruising the streets of Lilliput in his very own private Ford Capri.
At night, donned in his 5 AberDNA emblazoned replica tops (Youth size small) and shellsuit bottoms he becomes MILLERTIMEMAN!!
Perched high up on a footstool he fights a never ending losing cyber battle against his own misunderstanding of north east AFC supporter mentality. BAM! CRASH!, BOOM!, LOL!, AYE?, CRINGE!
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 12:31 PM

Duff Man (out of the Simpsons)

Man-whose-underpants-are-too-tight-for-him Man (Ryan Stiles invention on 'whose line is it anyway' decades ago)
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 12:33 PM

Poofterboy and Feminist girl.


Both of these are actually aliases of our very own Parks.

(which one is dependent on whether I am gunning more for homosexuality or abortion, on that particular day :laughing: )
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 12:35 PM

Hun Boy (that guy from the hun invasion of Manchester in 2008, seen prancing around in a tracksuit and slippers).
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 01:24 PM

Bebo-y

By day, runs an Internet forum

By night, refuses to apologise for his totalitarian management of the day job

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Posted 17 May 2018 - 01:33 PM

Macduff Flats Fire Death Man isn't having much luck

http://www.bbc.com/n...etland-34207779
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 01:44 PM

Macduff Flats Fire Death Man isn't having much luck

http://www.bbc.com/n...etland-34207779


He was a hunk of burnin love though
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 01:49 PM

Bloody hell, Naked Man

https://www.mirror.c...-stuck-12341760
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Posted 17 May 2018 - 02:53 PM

Jesus. 


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Posted 17 May 2018 - 03:23 PM

Drunk Hungry Man

https://www.mercuryn...ts-taco-shells/
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