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Fuck me, swift pint are you out in the west end of town Poodler?

 

Some bird smashed with what looked like a work colleague. no idea what was going on but she burst into tears and said I hate all men.

 

Boy moves in for the kill with can I get your phone, not for your number but so I can phone your husband to tell him what a dick he is.

 

She declines, fucks off and some mental husband boy turns up looking for her. Lucky escape!

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You're fair attracting relationship misery just now fridge. Your wife must be a bag of nerves when you get in!!

 

FWIW, it ain't my mess. I haven't shagged a wife in a long time. Not my game.

 

It might be my mess if one of them drops down tonight though.

 

 

 

Love the opportunist Good Samaritan. Loser

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You're fair attracting relationship misery just now fridge. Your wife must be a bag of nerves when you get in!!

 

FWIW, it ain't my mess. I haven't shagged a wife in a long time. Not my game.

 

It might be my mess if one of them drops down tonight though.

 

 

 

Love the opportunist Good Samaritan. Loser

Easy pickings working in a hospital no? Every nurse I’ve met is a complete slaaag.

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Not Tinder but someone is having a fucking mare in a bar on Great Western Road, feel for you if it’s anyone here, but it’s amusing me.

 

She is totally smashed, swearing like fuck and calling the guy a prick. I reckon he might get the ride of his life later or she’ll have a black eye.

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Boy in the restaurant on a Tinder, so where about in Poland are you from? She comes out with some village and he say’s he knows it and has been looking to go there.

 

Complete and utter fucking fiction.

 

Tried to give him a knowing glance.

 

You oot fridge? Want a carry on?

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