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#61 OFFLINE   Fridge

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 11:58 PM

I’m nae Dad running about in 1988 trainers
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Posted 27 March 2019 - 04:27 AM

And that's why you're on tinder fridge son - lacking the natural sex appeal I possess haha

Time to embrace looking good you wee prick
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Posted 27 March 2019 - 04:34 AM

"Natural sex appeal" = bag of sweets
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Posted 27 March 2019 - 06:13 AM

We all have our definition of what that means Bri son.

Certainly confectionery plays no part in mine. I'd go as far to say a lassie willing to get romantic after being given a barley sugar or whatever pish, is not likely to be the 'one'.

Call me fussy.
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Posted 27 March 2019 - 08:25 AM

And that's why you're on tinder fridge son - lacking the natural sex appeal I possess haha

Time to embrace looking good you wee prick


Take it you’re on Kinder not Tinder you creepy fucking nonce.
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Posted 27 March 2019 - 10:11 AM

No - yourself you big arsehole?
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Posted 17 April 2019 - 12:35 AM

Life before tinder. 

 

https://www.youtube....h?v=0bomkgXeDkE


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Posted 14 May 2019 - 07:11 PM

Fuck sake, got asked out on a blind date. The goods on show are fucking horrific. Estimated 45. At best 3/10.

Chances of me not nailing her are fucking minimal.
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Posted 14 May 2019 - 07:12 PM

Was she wearing a white chiffon scarf?
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Posted 14 May 2019 - 07:31 PM

Life before tinder. 

 

https://www.youtube....h?v=0bomkgXeDkE

 

fuckin ell , the boy with the rose  :clangers2:


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Posted 14 May 2019 - 08:19 PM

Was she wearing a white chiffon scarf?


Oh for Fff
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#72 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 14 May 2019 - 09:09 PM

Oh for Fff


This needs explaining.
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Posted 14 May 2019 - 09:29 PM

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Posted 14 May 2019 - 09:33 PM

David?
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Just an average guy with exceptional hair

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Posted 15 May 2019 - 12:57 AM

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FFS. 😂😂😂
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Posted 18 May 2019 - 05:34 AM

David?


Ah?
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Posted 18 July 2019 - 08:56 PM

Tremendous one going tits just now. Both 3’s.

Think my favourite question from the boy was have you ever been in a road accident.
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#78 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 09:57 PM

Fridge on the cans tonight.

 

@canz


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#79 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 10:15 PM

Tremendous one going tits just now. Both 3’s.

Think my favourite question from the boy was have you ever been in a road accident.


Surely followed up with "cos you look smashing"

Yassssss.

Guaranteed wet willy there likes.
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#80 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 10:31 PM

Surely followed up with "cos you look smashing"

Yassssss.

Guaranteed wet willy there likes.

 

Because you look like Niki Lauda would get more of a laugh imo


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#81 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 10:33 PM

Right then Bill Hicks.
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#82 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 10:56 PM

Right then Bill Hicks.

 

explain that one 


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#83 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 11:38 PM

No
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#84 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 01:06 AM

No

 

@mods . ban this cunt


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#85 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 01:16 AM

Fuck sake snitchy.

Bill Hicks - Greatest comedian ever.

You attempting to be him... Shitting on my utterly amazing joke with your poor attempt.

Sarcasm?

@grass
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#86 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 10:58 AM

Fuck sake snitchy.

Bill Hicks - Greatest comedian ever.

You attempting to be him... Shitting on my utterly amazing joke with your poor attempt.

Sarcasm?

@grass

 

I wasn't attempting to be Bill Hicks. I just gave a slightly surreal alternative to your joke. thats what folk do on forums.

 

@mods   banhammer. 


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#87 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 11:03 AM

I see that now, fool that I am.

As you were Mr Funnypants.
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#88 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 19 July 2019 - 11:06 AM

Fuck up you mong. Eh'm just messing about. Folk are so serious sometimes. Chill bro'. 

 

love u matey. 


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Posted 19 July 2019 - 11:08 AM

One love little Sooper Hanz. 💚
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Posted 19 July 2019 - 04:55 PM

Pair of gaylords
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