BrianFaePerth Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Eh have just seen two chinks, one in a rice paddy hat fighting in the street. That was curious but not half as much as how they got to be within a mile of my house. What the fuck are the Feds doing? Link to comment
caledonia Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Friend of mine has a phobia of dwarves, actually left the pub one time when a dwarf came in.@@tup Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 There is nae cunts in me.What did I miss?? Link to comment
caledonia Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 What did I miss??5 posts back from this one just thought i would join in the wordplay 1 Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 If it’s walks your on about. Put me on a pavement with someone doing the kelt thing - the whole purposeful stride malarkey. Ex military are the best, you can spot them straight off by the synchronised straight arm swing. Then, simply make it your mission to ‘walk’ faster than they do. Fucked if they’re making it to markies door quicker than me. And you can tell by the way they speed up how much it pisses them off. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Don’t pay charity’s as you are paying cunts like this’ wages... https://www.rescue.org/david-miliband Give to food banks, money/burgers to tramps or volunteer in Africa (get a ride thrown in) or blind dog tins in Masada. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6386231/Sweet-charity-David-Miliband-sees-pay-jump-646-000.html 100% agree, £13k a week.Thieving bastard. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted December 31, 2018 Share Posted December 31, 2018 Friend of mine has a phobia of dwarves, actually left the pub one time when a dwarf came in. Probably thought it was @@tup and didn't want a pool cue over the napper.Good move from your mate. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted January 1, 2019 Author Share Posted January 1, 2019 The resolution for the new year. The amendment to one's life that is so important, it can wait from the original inception of the idea until the arbitrary date of commencement. I'd like to give up this as it is so important for my physical/mental wellbeing but it's the 13th December. I'll hold that back to the new year. Tell plenty folk about it in advance and then provide regular updates thereafter. Until an extended period of quietness where you are anxious about the possibility that people realised it was a load of shit. No one ever gave a fuck though, if it mattered youd start as soon as you thought of it. New year's resolutions. Peculiar behaviour. Link to comment
eeps Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Friend of mine has a phobia of dwarves, actually left the pub one time when a dwarf came in.Needs Time Bandits Therapy Link to comment
eeps Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 The resolution for the new year. The amendment to one's life that is so important, it can wait from the original inception of the idea until the arbitrary date of commencement. I'd like to give up this as it is so important for my physical/mental wellbeing but it's the 13th December. I'll hold that back to the new year. Tell plenty folk about it in advance and then provide regular updates thereafter. Until an extended period of quietness where you are anxious about the possibility that people realised it was a load of shit. No one ever gave a fuck though, if it mattered youd start as soon as you thought of it. New year's resolutions. Peculiar behaviour.New year, new you. Nothing strange about it at all. It's about transitions and aspirations. Above all it's about regeneration baby. Link to comment
tiktak Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I know you're not supposed to end sentences for folk who have a stutter but I've just not got the patience to stand all day waiting for them to finish. Goes back to a cinema outing many a year back when I got a coke and popcorn and asked how much. He started off with the f-f-f-f-f so I looked up at the board and - i kid you not - £5.55. Just said, fuck sake there's £6, keep the change and moved off. On the charity thing mentioned above, I totally agree. Most of the cash taken up by salaries for rich cunts and other "admin costs". Give direct to the source or keep it in your pocket. My major mindfuck though is the whole theology thing. I don't believe in any god type character but if 'a god' didn't create the universe then who the fuck did? If god has always been there and he did create everything then where the fuck was he before he created it? Does my head in all that. Link to comment
ebbe Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Needs Time Bandits TherapyPrefer the Northwestern Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I think the Doctor has half inched the big chopper for himself Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Doesnt cause me to stutter - load of shite.just a gagging reflex? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I don’t think doctors are allowed to do transplants. Surgeons do those. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I don’t think doctors are allowed to do transplants. Surgeons do those.Thought you were giving this up? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Thought you were giving this up?Not giving up stating facts pal. Appears it may not be a fact. 1 Link to comment
Dusk( 2 Stars )Don Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I'm curious as to why I even , post on a football fourm ,such was this. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 One day - well done Boof you useless prickWell done jumping feet first you old cunt. Made a cunt of yourself falling for moobs’ bollocks there. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Thinking I’d broken my resolution. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Yeah he's right Dad, you have to be right to be pedantic, in this case he was just talking utter shite. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 Maybe so son - but he didn't know he was taking shite though did he, the wee arsehole that he is. Fair enough however - all is well.It isn’t with me. You can wait for now though. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 2, 2019 Share Posted January 2, 2019 I’ve been doing stuff dad. All’s well. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 Take it easy on that weed of yours old fella. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 3, 2019 Share Posted January 3, 2019 @acid That was my reaction too Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 How do blind people know where to find Braille writing? Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Vibrations.Love the beach boys. Even have a tattoo Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Love the beach boys. Even have a tattooLoved that Russian Lesbo band Link to comment
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