Ke1t

The largest transfer fee ever paid by Feyenoord FC was €8.00 million for the acquisition of Ayase Ueda from Cercle Brugge during the 2023/2024 season

It's artistic license, innit?

They need to bring back Top Deck. Give the kids a wee taste of alcohol before they're thrown in at the deep end when they hit 14 and are going to the bar regular.

That's good to hear. I didn't realise you were a survivor. One of the unsung heroes who battles through without complaint. I salute your bravery, sir.

Just made a batch of chili. Do you get yours oot a can, or do you craft that shit from scratch like Kelt does?

Routinely gave my co-worker's name and business card (back when business cards were a thing) to young ladies of a Saturday night. Keeping up the ruse as you got progressively more pished could be something of a challenge.

You don't have chlamydia or you'd warn her you do have chlamydia ahead of time?

Not even foreign, English. There's plenty of them.

Realistically it doesn't matter a fuck who the refs claim they support, if the clubs actually unionised and insisted on independent refs then no Scottish ref would be officiating a top flight Scottish game again.

I think the cruelest thing I ever did was tip less than 30% one time because our waitress actually clocked out before her relief arrived, and we waited about 30 minutes for the bill. True story. Who the fuck does that? I think I left 25%, which is a pretty strong statement. Felt bad later... she probably had like 15 kids to juggle, and an abusive alcoholic husband waiting for his tea, and it was either ditch on her tables or lose track of some of her kids and get a battering from her hubby.

Dante's playing 4D Chess, and his teammates are wanking in the trees making whooping noises, unfortunately. Superstar.

I mean, if we're having to go to the lengths of saying Polvara made a bad decision, which ultimately turns out to not have been a bad decision, rather than being able to point out to repeated mistakes or poor play in order to justify calling him shite then I'm satisfied he's a better player than I thought. You'll find poor decisions in anyone's game if you want to run the microscope over the entire game, even the 10 Million Euro Man.

A bold plan. Didn't work, but worth a shot.

We have a collection of spineless clubs. Aberdeen FC should be leading the charge for independent officials and accountability, but instead... nada. Nothing will change. The end.