Sam Cosgrove

[Proud Dandy]

Celebrating a corner as if it’s a goal, only for it to be taken short and the ball lost.

 

Applauding the winning of every throw in following a shite pass or hoof that was intercepted.

[Betty Swallicks]

Screaming at a cunt for robbing a few at a throw in

 

 

Half time oranges

 

 

Players -

clapping the fans at the end of the game

Throwing strip to a wee disabled fan

Trying and failing the crossbar challenge at half time

 

Fans-

Cheering an on field intruder then booing the police/ security when they rugby tackle him

Shouting fuck the sfa when losing a cup and/or league game

Pretending to return the ball at a throw in then throwing it in the opposite direction or at their face

 

 

Applauding substitutes when they warm up behind the goals during the match.

 

Players warning up behind the goals applauding the fans that are clapping at them.

 

 

Opposition goalie steps up for a goal kick: “Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

 

Goalie kicks ball: “Ahhhhhhhhhh.......”

 

The above are ace!

[old sheep]

Players going to the furthest away point from the dugout as they are about to be substituted. Then walking off so slowly you'd think they had just run a marathon.

[Poodler]

Applauding substitutes when they warm up behind the goals during the match.

 

Players warning up behind the goals applauding the fans that are clapping at them.

 

Haha that's a Weird een. Let's all applaud each other. Positivity

[WesthillWanderersFC]

Players going to the furthest away point from the dugout as they are about to be substituted. Then walking off so slowly you'd think they had just run a marathon.

You can’t do that anymore.

You have to leave the pitch from the nearest point, assuming it’s not running a gauntlet of hate from the opposition fans.

[Poodler]

The big headphones they all wear when coming off the coach.

[ebbe]

The cupping of the ears to the supporters of the player celebrating. The mark of a scumbag.

[Poodler]

The kiss on the head

[paddy]

The cupping of the ears to the supporters of the player celebrating. The mark of a scumbag.

 

Mind when that weasel Kerr did a GIRFUY to the fans when he scored his only AFC goal?

 

What a fanny

[OnceFaeMintlaw]

I must know you

In the biblical sense? It was sometimes a tight squeeze on those benches.

[OnceFaeMintlaw]

I must know you

In the biblical sense? It was sometimes a tight squeeze on those benches.

[Simply Red]

Applauding substitutes when they warm up behind the goals during the match.

 

Players warning up behind the goals applauding the fans that are clapping at them.

miserable git. So kids in the Merk shouldnt applaud players warming up behind goal? Or adults for that matter? Sums up our home support. I take it you prefer total eerie silence during games. Clowns shoe

[Studebaker-90]

Players nae celebrating after scoring against their old club

[OnceFaeMintlaw]

I was convinced I put Billy Thomson off a goal kick, once (lobbed a macaroon bar at him)

I also remember enjoying singing the Henry Smith song quite a lot in those days - apparently he was a penis AND a horses arse.

[Simply Red]

Henry Smith/hertz

John Martin/Airdrie

 

Stick out as keepers who got dogs abuse from us pesky kids in the merkie in the late 80’s/early 90s.

[Studebaker-90]

Mind Nicky weaver at Tannadice circa Christmas 2009 getting absolutely pelted with snowballs

[Fridge]

Alan Combe.

 

I’d rather be a brush than be a comb.

[OnceFaeMintlaw]

There’s only two Andy Gorams

[Poodler]

Kissing the grass/ bending down to pick some to kiss when coming on/ off pitch.

 

 

Do they kiss the pavement every day?

[Fridge]

Enjoyed Duncan Ferguson’s return to Pittodrie after his headbutt also.

 

Whole stadium singing “you’re supposed to be in jail”

[WesthillWanderersFC]

Picking some grass then dropping it to see which way the wind is blowing

 

 

Autographs

This is not a golf forum.

[Quagmire]

The captains steely eyed glare before walking out the tunnel when the cameras around. I imagine they’re itching they’re balls and talking to the keeper when the games not on the TV.

 

Keepers shaking hands in the tunnel.

 

The cheer from the home crowd when there’s 5 mins of added on time and they’re losing by one or drawing.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Linesmen sprinting off the second the whistle goes cos they’ve been telt to be at Markies by six

[the_shrimp]

miserable git. So kids in the Merk shouldnt applaud players warming up behind goal? Or adults for that matter? Sums up our home support. I take it you prefer total eerie silence during games. Clowns shoe

I never clap. Ever. I just stand in the Y and complain about McInnes.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Yep sorry about that, I ate about 50pc of a 10inch munchybox and was feeling extremely angry with myself afterwards

 

Threw the rest out for the foxes/birds

 

Surprising...if ever there was a man on here that I thought would be up for taking a full 10inches, it would be you.

[NEM]

Mind Nicky weaver at Tannadice circa Christmas 2009 getting absolutely pelted with snowballs

 

 

I sconed one right off his coupon - was a great picture in the press next day

[NEM]

Enjoyed Duncan Ferguson’s return to Pittodrie after his headbutt also.

 

Whole stadium singing “you’re supposed to be in jail”

 

 

Beat them 2-1 that day, Elvis the diving Hearts cunt scoring an og?

[Guest the shepherd]

I was convinced I put Billy Thomson off a goal kick, once (lobbed a macaroon bar at him)

Waste of a good Lees Macaroon bar min. A 1p hubbly-bubbly would have been just as effective.

[Guest the shepherd]

Kissing the grass/ bending down to pick some to kiss when coming on/ off pitch.

 

I remember the black lad from Kairat Almaty doing that in front of the South Stand after he scored.

 

I came off the bus the other at Aberdeen Bus Station and there was some Muslim kissing the ground beside stance 11. Strange man. Don't think he was a true Muslim mind as she was kissing the ground in a due south direction, supposed to be in the direction of Mecca (south-east from Aberdeen) I'm told

[Guest the shepherd]

Kissing the grass/ bending down to pick some to kiss when coming on/ off pitch.

 

 

Do they kiss the pavement every day?

I remember the black lad from Kairat Almaty doing that in front of the South Stand after he scored.

 

I came off the bus the other day at Aberdeen Bus Station and there was some Muslim kissing the ground beside stance 11. Strange man. Don't think he was a true Muslim mind as she was kissing the ground in a due south direction, supposed to be in the direction of Mecca (south-east from Aberdeen) I'm told