Lets all laugh at Hearts

[NEM]

7 minutes ago, Shinniesta said:

He really is a permanently red faced fat mess these days. You'd think being on tv regularly would inspire him to go on some sort of diet. He should stick to the radio these days. 

Not far off heart failure 

 

with a bit of luck 

[Crashnyploshnit]

2 hours ago, Henry said:

That’s unbelievable!

Calgary Don has friends? 

? 

[KenDodd'sDad]

2 hours ago, afc1903mad said:

Even Hibs have the Proclaimer brothers ?

Hearts are just mini-Huns, sub servant to the zombie club along the road. Essentially Huns without the bus fares.

Don’t forget, Hearts have former First Minister and self-confessed sex pest Alex Salmond.

[Wester Hailes Skins]

2 hours ago, Shinniesta said:

You're talking pie in the sky stuff skins. Here's a newsflash for you it's Scottish football so a billionaire isn't going to buy Aberdeen or Hearts and splash hundreds of millions on them. It's never going to happen so what is the point in mentioning it? It's pie in the sky bullshit. Although who knows you might get another Romanov to spend millions you didn't have and then walk away from a near £30m debt again. 

Hearts can't use attendance as any sort of arguement because they can't fill their 20k capacity stadium as it is now so it's pie in the sky stuff from you. Again. Plus you have no idea how Aberdeen would prosper were they to be bought by a billionaire. Over a period of time they could attract fans from all over Scotland just like the old firm have as well as reigniting interest in fans fed up with the old firm duopoly. Aberdeen took 43k supporters to a cup final a few years ago and had the football authorities released the 9k spare seats above the ICT fans the waiting list for tickets mean every single one of those tickets would have been snapped up. So Aberdeen do have potential. But in general a lot of people are just tired of old firm dominance in this country and are indifferent about football now.
 

it's not rich at all bringing up that Aberdeen are a more successful club than Hearts. It's a stone cold fact. There are Dons fans on here who have experienced highs that you as a Hearts fan never have and never will. That's just reality. It's a bit rich for you to mention trophies when Hearts have won only 3 in close to 60 years. Even in the years since Fergie left the club Aberdeen have won more trophies than that.

And yes we did come close to relegation a couple of times but we survived. But Hearts were actually relegated. Twice in the last 6 years actually (2014 & 2020). So again a bit rich for you to mention the relegation word.

 

 

 

I think you're playing with 60 years to take in a successful period for Aberdeen and unsuccessful years for Hearts, when in reality few of us were around watching football 60 years ago. 

Possibly more relevant to say since 1990 Aberdeen have won 2 League Cups. That's 31 years ago. Hearts were two spot kicks away this season from our 4th Scottish Cup in that time. Spare me the tainted argument as per. Them's the facts. 

And before blaming your lack of success on Hearts or Rangers finances. In that same time Kilmarnock, Motherwell, St Johnstone, Inverness, Hibs, Dundee Utd have all won the Scottish Cup. But not Aberdeen. In that time Falkirk have actually made the final THREE times.

You need to look closer to home. Maybe worry less about celebrity fans and Ally McCoist's sex life. 

[Shinniesta]

1 minute ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

I think you're playing with 60 years to take in a successful period for Aberdeen and unsuccessful years for Hearts, when in reality few of us were around watching football 60 years ago. 

Possibly more relevant to say since 1990 Aberdeen have won 2 League Cups. That's 31 years ago. Hearts were two spot kicks away this season from our 4th Scottish Cup in that time. Spare me the tainted argument as per. Them's the facts. 

And before blaming your lack of success on Hearts or Rangers finances. In that same time Kilmarnock, Motherwell, St Johnstone, Inverness, Hibs, Dundee Utd have all won the Scottish Cup. But not Aberdeen. In that time Falkirk have actually made the final THREE times.

You need to look closer to home. Maybe worry less about celebrity fans and Ally McCoist's sex life. 

I don't need to look closer to home. The facts are in the time we've both watched football Aberdeen have been far more successful than Hearts. That a fact. You've seen Hearts win 3 Scottish Cups and that's it. I've seen Aberdeen win 14 major trophies in 5 different major competitions (and we have won a trophy more recently than Hearts share me the sob story of losing on penalties). We live in a country where football is completely dominated by two huge clubs and success for the rest is very sparse. That's why Hearts have only won 11 trophies in the last 120 odd years whereas Celtic have won 12 in the last 4 years alone which kind of backs up my point.

But the stats show we are the best of the rest however pointless that may be. As you say them's the facts. And I couldn't give two fucks about McCoist's sex life. I just don't respect human beings (or organisations) who pretend to be one thing when they are the exact opposite. A bit like Hearts under Romanov. Didn't care who or what they fucked over financially.

[Daz the Don]

3 hours ago, Shinniesta said:

You're talking pie in the sky stuff skins. Here's a newsflash for you it's Scottish football so a billionaire isn't going to buy Aberdeen or Hearts and splash hundreds of millions on them. It's never going to happen so what is the point in mentioning it? It's pie in the sky bullshit. Although who knows you might get another Romanov to spend millions you didn't have and then walk away from a near £30m debt again. 

Hearts can't use attendance as any sort of arguement because they can't fill their 20k capacity stadium as it is now so it's pie in the sky stuff from you. Again. Plus you have no idea how Aberdeen would prosper were they to be bought by a billionaire. Over a period of time they could attract fans from all over Scotland just like the old firm have as well as reigniting interest in fans fed up with the old firm duopoly. Aberdeen took 43k supporters to a cup final a few years ago and had the football authorities released the 9k spare seats above the ICT fans the waiting list for tickets mean every single one of those tickets would have been snapped up. So Aberdeen do have potential. But in general a lot of people are just tired of old firm dominance in this country and are indifferent about football now.
 

it's not rich at all bringing up that Aberdeen are a more successful club than Hearts. It's a stone cold fact. There are Dons fans on here who have experienced highs that you as a Hearts fan never have and never will. That's just reality. It's a bit rich for you to mention trophies when Hearts have won only 3 in close to 60 years. Even in the years since Fergie left the club Aberdeen have won more trophies than that.

And yes we did come close to relegation a couple of times but we survived. But Hearts were actually relegated. Twice in the last 6 years actually (2014 & 2020). So again a bit rich for you to mention the relegation word.

 

 

 

Good response

[Daz the Don]

38 minutes ago, Shinniesta said:

I don't need to look closer to home. The facts are in the time we've both watched football Aberdeen have been far more successful than Hearts. That a fact. You've seen Hearts win 3 Scottish Cups and that's it. I've seen Aberdeen win 14 major trophies in 5 different major competitions (and we have won a trophy more recently than Hearts share me the sob story of losing on penalties). We live in a country where football is completely dominated by two huge clubs and success for the rest is very sparse. That's why Hearts have only won 11 trophies in the last 120 odd years whereas Celtic have won 12 in the last 4 years alone which kind of backs up my point.

But the stats show we are the best of the rest however pointless that may be. As you say them's the facts. And I couldn't give two fucks about McCoist's sex life. I just don't respect human beings (or organisations) who pretend to be one thing when they are the exact opposite. A bit like Hearts under Romanov. Didn't care who or what they fucked over financially.

And again 

[NEM]

1 hour ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

I think you're playing with 60 years to take in a successful period for Aberdeen and unsuccessful years for Hearts, when in reality few of us were around watching football 60 years ago. 

Possibly more relevant to say since 1990 Aberdeen have won 2 League Cups. That's 31 years ago. Hearts were two spot kicks away this season from our 4th Scottish Cup in that time. Spare me the tainted argument as per. Them's the facts. 

And before blaming your lack of success on Hearts or Rangers finances. In that same time Kilmarnock, Motherwell, St Johnstone, Inverness, Hibs, Dundee Utd have all won the Scottish Cup. But not Aberdeen. In that time Falkirk have actually made the final THREE times.

You need to look closer to home. Maybe worry less about celebrity fans and Ally McCoist's sex life. 

Two can play that game. Let’s base on the past 8 years.

 

Aberdeen - 1 league cup, European football every year

 

Hearts - 1 diddy league title, 2 relegations and the league cup groups every year

 

TINPOT 

[afc_blockhead]

40 minutes ago, NEM said:

Two can play that game. Let’s base on the past 8 years.

 

Aberdeen - 1 league cup, European football every year

 

Hearts - 1 diddy league title, 2 relegations and the league cup groups every year

 

TINPOT 

Funny how Hearts fans used to accuse Aberdeen fans of living in the past all the time, mainly because we are clearly the stronger in terms of success historically and they were going through a spending beyond their means phase again.

They dont want to base it on the current situation as they are in the Championship (again).

They dont want to base it on the last ten years , 2012 since they managed to finish above us in the league. Theyve almost gone a decade behind us in the league!

Most recent trophy? We win again. Lower league titles matter to diddy teams like Hearts.

So past (whether thats the whole time weve both existed / last ten years / last 5 years / last season) and present (Hearts are a shite lower league team again) they are a smaller club.

Its amusing they seem to have decided due to the early years of the Romanov money laundering experiment that they are a bigger club ?

 

[aberdeen1970]

50 minutes ago, NEM said:

Two can play that game. Let’s base on the past 8 years.

 

Aberdeen - 1 league cup, European football every year

 

Hearts - 1 diddy league title, 2 relegations and the league cup groups every year

 

TINPOT 

They create their own criteria and leave out other more important criteria. 

To try and claim a prize that means absolutely nothing. 

[Shinniesta]

1 minute ago, aberdeen1970 said:

They create their own criteria and leave out other more important criteria. 

To try and claim a prize that means absolutely nothing. 

Exactly. As I said previously the 3rd biggest club in Scotland is a nonsense and embarrassing debate it means jack shit. Hearts fans constant yap on about attendances whilst conveniently forgetting to mention that they never fill their own 20k capacity stadium. 

Hearts fans are just jealous that Aberdeen are the more successful club out of the two. It definitely irks them. Since both clubs were formed we have won more League titles, Scottish Cups and League Cups. And European trophies. Also they have absolutely nothing over the old firm whereas we do as we are the only Scottish club to win two European trophies. 
 

Anyway I hope they enjoy their Championship win this season. What an amazing achievement that will be.

 

[aberdeen1970]

1 minute ago, Shinniesta said:

Exactly. As I said previously the 3rd biggest club in Scotland is a nonsense and embarrassing debate it means jack shit. Hearts fans constant yap on about attendances whilst conveniently forgetting to mention that they never fill their own 20k capacity stadium. 

Hearts fans are just jealous that Aberdeen are the more successful club out of the two. It definitely irks them. Since both clubs were formed we have won more League titles, Scottish Cups and League Cups. And European trophies. Also they have absolutely nothing over the old firm whereas we do as we are the only Scottish club to win two European trophies. 
 

Anyway I hope they enjoy their Championship win this season. What an amazing achievement that will be.

 

Aye. 

And we have a soul their money (laundering) couldn't buy. 

Which is the most important thing. 

[shut up meg]

26 minutes ago, afc_blockhead said:

They dont want to base it on the current situation as they are in the Championship (again).

They dont want to base it on the last ten years , 2012 since they managed to finish above us in the league. Theyve almost gone a decade behind us in the league!

To be fair, 2 out of the 10 we were playing in another division.

TINPOT @NEM

[NEM]

48 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

To be fair, 2 out of the 10 we were playing in another division.

TINPOT @NEM

Winning trophies we’ve never competed for 

They must be spewing there was no petrodiddy shield this year ?

[fine-n-dandy]

If you put two choices in front of Hearts fans to pick

The success of Aberdeen or the success of Hearts. ALL except the most idiotic would chose Aberdeens successes 

 

simple as that. 

[Shinniesta]

41 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

If you put two choices in front of Hearts fans to pick

The success of Aberdeen or the success of Hearts. ALL except the most idiotic would chose Aberdeens successes 

 

simple as that. 

That's in in a nutshell FnD. Any Hearts fan who says otherwise is either lying or mentally ill.

I've been watching football since the late 70's and in that time as far as Scottish football is concerned the huns and Celtic are tied equal as the two most successful clubs absolutely miles ahead of the others. Then we are a very clear 3rd. Dundee United clearly in 4th. Hearts are in 5th place well behind United.

[aberdeen1970]

Hang on though. 

Heart of Midlothian gets more points on Scrabble than Aberdeen. 

And if aliens came from space they'd be more likely to land in Edinburgh because it's got a better castle. 

Hearts are clearly bigger. 

[Kittybrewster Loon]

On 3/12/2021 at 11:53 PM, Wester Hailes Skins said:

Kickback has a thread going about Hearts or Aberdeen bigger. Fill your boots... 

Your teams name rhymes with "farts". Deal with it. 

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

On 3/13/2021 at 12:24 AM, Durrant Dived said:

Just had a look and Hearts fans seem to think it's all about attendances or the last 25 years, conveniently when you are better than us for both. Aberdeen has a population of just over 200k whilst edinburgh is nearly at 500k, albeit with the 2 teams; the edinburgh sides are obviously going to attract more fans with an extra 50k each. If you look at it trophy wise it's pretty similar however 6 or so were before we were even formed. 

That’s just Aberdeen City though. Can double the population at least if you add Aberdeenshire. Plenty other professional teams outside Edinburgh but none of real note around us  

Our crowds are a joke and our potential is huge 

[Don Fonte]

15 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Sorry, no

He is a genuine cheeky chappy and if you don't like him,  it's because you are jealous of him

?

[Durrant Dived]

39 minutes ago, Byrne Baby Byrne said:

That’s just Aberdeen City though. Can double the population at least if you add Aberdeenshire. Plenty other professional teams outside Edinburgh but none of real note around us  

Our crowds are a joke and our potential is huge 

The shire is full of fucking huns and tims it is actually disgusting. No denying our crowds are poor though.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

5 minutes ago, Durrant Dived said:

The shire is full of fucking huns and tims it is actually disgusting. No denying our crowds are poor though.

Shite. Loads of Aberdeen fans in the shire. Fuckin wads. The huns and tims problem is just as big in the city. 
 

Get a half decent Aberdeen side on the go and kids will want to support them. Kids are glory hunting bastards... need to satisfy that with a wee trophy now and then

[maryhilldon]

On 3/13/2021 at 11:17 AM, BonnieDon said:

Edinburgh has a huge Rugby following and even holds the national Stadium for Rugby. Not everyone there follows football.

 

Edinburghs average crowd is around 5000,  so not really that huge a following. Also a good % of them will be  from the borders rugby districts. And I would be surprised if most rugby fans don't also support a football team. 

[NEM]

8 hours ago, Byrne Baby Byrne said:

Shite. Loads of Aberdeen fans in the shire. Fuckin wads. The huns and tims problem is just as big in the city. 
 

Get a half decent Aberdeen side on the go and kids will want to support them. Kids are glory hunting bastards... need to satisfy that with a wee trophy now and then

Kids also need to be taught from a young age to shun any hun and tim kids. Make it unacceptable to support the weegie tinks if you’re from the north east 

The adults should be battered daily 

[NEM]

8 hours ago, Millertime said:

You're the kind of person who, when on holdiay, nobody finds interesting or downright fun enough to want to talk to/befriend 

In fact, that's true for aberdonians in general 

Good. Fuck getting befriended by weegies on holiday. Loudmouth minkers wearing the same replica top for days on end ? 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

If thats the route youre going down here's one that'll totally blow your minds.  See when we get into a taxi we have no interest whatsoever in speaking to the 'Charismatic Driver'

[Wester Hailes Skins]

14 hours ago, Kittybrewster Loon said:

Your teams name rhymes with "farts". Deal with it. 

Glad lockdown is easing and you can get back to school. 

[Dr_Manhattan]

On 3/15/2021 at 9:24 PM, Millertime said:

Sorry, no

He is a genuine cheeky chappy and if you don't like him,  it's because you are jealous of him

[Kittybrewster Loon]

On 3/16/2021 at 10:24 AM, Wester Hailes Skins said:

Glad lockdown is easing and you can get back to school. 

How does it feel to know that thousands of people spit on your clubs crest every day on Edinburgh high street? 

[Dundeedon]

Hearts aren't even the biggest club in their own city