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Redforever86

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#1763916 Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

Posted by Redforever86 on 18 April 2019 - 12:38 PM

AFCHat Beastiality week special. 

 

Moose Women

LGIR and friends all get sexually assaulted by Canadian wildlife. 

 

The Sty At Night

Henry is live on the croft in Orkney.

 

The Hog Whisperer. 

Bri softly seduces a pig with a heartfelt conversation about humans being revulsed by their smell. Romance ensues. 

 

Keeping Up With The Amphibians

The frogs are shagging like crazy, but can the Poodler match their stamina as he jerks off over a Salamander. 

 

Hardcore Prawn

You don't want to know what's in the cocktails, guest starring Bluto. 

 

Whore in a shed. 

Moobs is off out to the garden, he's got a hardon, but what's the secret animal tonight?


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#1763719 Pet Hates

Posted by Redforever86 on 17 April 2019 - 09:32 PM

Relatives or friends who ask “how are my babies” except they’re not your babies you fucking divvy, fuck off.

Also folk who ask the same fucking questions about twins when you’re out in public minding your own business? “Are they twins?” No they’re fucking triplets I left the other one in the car.........cunts


Can’t believe our twins got mentioned on RedTV at the weekend and we still lost.
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#1763710 Champions League

Posted by Redforever86 on 17 April 2019 - 09:02 PM

Funny as fuck.


It really was.

Rollercoaster of a game for the fans.
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#1763553 Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

Posted by Redforever86 on 17 April 2019 - 12:49 PM

Kurds Have A Blether.

An Iraqi and Turkish minority chat show.
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#1762585 What You Doing Today?

Posted by Redforever86 on 14 April 2019 - 05:27 PM

Just sold a sofa we no longer needed to two lesbians. Not bad looking ones either.

There must be a joke in there somewhere.

 

From one stinky cunt, to two sticky cunts. 


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#1762116 Experiments With Food

Posted by Redforever86 on 13 April 2019 - 04:59 PM

61103284-0696-4-B91-8786-93-F577-CB7-B66

A5-A77533-689-D-406-F-A37-D-20-D033-B047

D9-BB43-A5-E292-42-BB-B420-8-DBD7-E7-F95



Smoked some beef short rib and some ducks that I did in a Chinese kind of style.
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#1761678 Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

Posted by Redforever86 on 12 April 2019 - 10:50 AM

Oz-Arks 

 

The population of Australia build wooden boats to flee the tsunami of pungent sweat gushing fae Bri. Can the people of Perth flee the ocean before intoxication takes hold?


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#1761600 Favourite Comedy Show?

Posted by Redforever86 on 11 April 2019 - 09:44 PM

I love Boyle but last week was fucking horrendous. Agree with the above, politically correct as fuck when it comes to race, sexuality etc but happy to offend other groups in society.

Don’t see what’s the difference between taking the piss out of trans folk or religious folk. Both equally retarded.

Fuck everyone and fuck you too.
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#1761589 What You Drinking Today

Posted by Redforever86 on 11 April 2019 - 08:47 PM

What’s yellow and goes Kwak Kwak Kwak?







Bluto once he’s pissed his breeks.

@sooperhans
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#1761584 Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet

Posted by Redforever86 on 11 April 2019 - 08:19 PM

Sand Designs.

Competition to see who can create the best beach sculpture. This week in Goa, Bobby wins with a sand based chicken supper.
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#1760311 Thread O Unsolicited Life Advice

Posted by Redforever86 on 08 April 2019 - 07:45 AM

Don’t read Clydeside’s posts.
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#1759989 What You Drinking Today

Posted by Redforever86 on 06 April 2019 - 09:05 PM

Parky you don’t half drink some fucking shite pseudo craft beer.
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#1759399 Deviant's Corner.

Posted by Redforever86 on 05 April 2019 - 11:40 AM

Pizza decent?
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#1758886 What You Doing Today?

Posted by Redforever86 on 03 April 2019 - 07:48 PM

Enjoy the baby gym Chewie.
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#1758825 In The News

Posted by Redforever86 on 03 April 2019 - 05:53 PM

It’s a sad day when even international Terroriists are say Brexit is a complete and utter fucking farce.

A caliphate would probably have ran the whole sorry saga better than we have.

Yeah we shouldn’t be leaving Europe. We should invade it.

That’ll teach them frog eating cunts.
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