shut up meg Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Don't apologise, your drunk ramblings is always a good read, sometimes your not sure what's happening but it's never dull. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Ha, I am that way inclined, just offered to be his fag him a taxi, rather than possibly die. He declined, I cried Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 One Sunday I was sitting in the Vic and folk were laughing at some poor bloke across the street (fucking guttered) crawling up the road I went out, got him on his feet, found out where he stayed and took him the short distance too his place and got him in the door Then bummed him (before anyone else says it)Wondered how you met poodler Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Did he consent?Nah, he faked it...... Link to comment
eeps Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 One Sunday I was sitting in the Vic and folk were laughing at some poor bloke across the street (fucking guttered) crawling up the road I went out, got him on his feet, found out where he stayed and took him the short distance too his place and got him in the door Then bummed him (before anyone else says it)I've done the same for a mortalled mannie. Bummed him, not taken him home obvs Link to comment
minijc Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Get a WeSwap card Mobby.Strong suggestion, very handy. Link to comment
ddia Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 I used to regularly escort my neighbour back to his house. He was a card-carrying alcoholic with only one ear and one eye. His left ear and eye had been melted off his face when he fell asleep on an Aga cooker hotplate. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 I used to regularly escort my neighbour back to his house. He was a card-carrying alcoholic with only one ear and one eye. His left ear and eye had been melted off his face when he fell asleep on an Aga cooker hotplate.Was he Indian? Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Not even sure where to start with this story or which thread. Three gaylords (actually gay I think) no idea how that works out, anyway ordering lunch beside me. Food arrives and one of them goes mental because he asked for no salad and said that’s your tip gone and makes the boy go back and scrape the salad off his plate. Just fucking don’t eat the lettuce if you don’t want, I doubt you are allergic to it . Hope the boy wanked on his burger and glasses him later. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 wonder if mobby puts any secret special sauces in milne afcs stovies ? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 wonder if mobby puts any secret special sauces in milne afcs stovies ?If it helps your wank, he normally just spunks up my arse. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 I always pictured him jizzing on your face Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Two AFC Chat posters. Mobby and Milne probably. I’m just watching. Link to comment
ScottishAndDutch Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Would be time for an Aberdeen FC Fanshop in town. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Would be time for an Aberdeen FC Fanshop in town. Streaming Bluto's fantasy on massive screens? Two AFC Chat posters. Mobby and Milne probably. I’m just watching. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Own up folks, who else would pay to watch? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 If I see a bargain I’ve got the money Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Own up folks, who else would pay to watch?Two for a tenner? Yes please, four. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Quiet pint at the the bar some boy early twenties pished came up and “fist pumped” me asking if I was an Aberdeen fan. Blah blah....then I said you don’t happen to post on the Hat do you? The reply was it is for sit down gaylords basically. Too tame. Where the fuck is he posting the dark web? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Pie and Bovril Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Quiet pint at the the bar some boy early twenties pished came up and “fist pumped” me asking if I was an Aberdeen fan. Blah blah....then I said you don’t happen to post on the Hat do you? The reply was it is for sit down gaylords basically. Too tame. Where the fuck is he posting the dark web?It was Tup. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Pie and BovrilShould be Stovies and Bovril. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Quiet pint at the the bar some boy early twenties pished came up and “fist pumped” me asking if I was an Aberdeen fan. Blah blah....then I said you don’t happen to post on the Hat do you? The reply was it is for sit down gaylords basically. Too tame. Where the fuck is he posting the dark web?Sounds like someone can't handle the heat Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Old Kings Highway apparently closing down to be turned into some wanky gin bar. A real kick in the nuts that een. Love OKH. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Old Kings Highway apparently closing down to be turned into some wanky gin bar. A real kick in the nuts that een. Love OKH.Overated albulm by Radiohead in my opinion. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Old Kings Highway apparently closing down to be turned into some wanky gin bar. A real kick in the nuts that een. Love OKH.Pseudo hard mans bar full of pricks.. aye it’ll be a real loss. Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 I like the OKH, nae that I'm in toon often like. Wanky bars are shit though Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Pseudo hard mans bar full of pricks.. aye it’ll be a real loss.Terrible way to speak about @@Poodler Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Tbh it's juker is very limited. A sultan broke this news weeks ago anyway, I thought? Her with the haircut from Hen Hoose is a good barmaid though Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Shes terrifying. It's always Bon Jovi on the juker pretty much every time I've been in Link to comment
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