Foster14 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 The dog looks well chuffed! Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Broadhill? I lost my virginity on that after an ice disco one Friday evening. Wonderful times.I almost lost mine up there to but in the clumsy lead up I managed to roll onto broken glass puncturing my upper thigh and my best Lionels. What a clumsy amateurish attempt that was. My disfigured thigh still makes women recoil in horror! Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 I almost lost mine up there to but in the clumsy lead up I managed to roll onto broken glass puncturing my upper thigh and my best Lionels. What a clumsy amateurish attempt that was. My disfigured thigh still makes women recoil in horror!Tremendous tale. My fumbled attempt was with a girl who was 2 or 3 years older. Think she was disgusted with my attempt but dumped my muck inside her, albeit very quickly. Job done and didn't stop grinning for days. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Was it soreBell end was a bit sore from the contracted herpes but all ok in the end. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Herpes stays with you for life, like your football team, foosty toenails, shit tattoos and swivel eyes. Sorry.Quite happy with that. Can go about infecting the female population carte blanche. Cheers for the insight. (obviously learned from experience) Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 He’s had the lot. Herpes, Hep B and gay aidsHe definitely nailed the self diagnosis. Especially the shit tattoos. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 He’s had the lot. Herpes, Hep B and gay aidsMark Fowler proved the last is not necessarily a death sentence. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 I recognise McCartney but John Lennon on the left there looks really different. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 ChristThink he was a pedo actually, or at least definitely gay (and brown skinned) @clydesidesheep Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 @Ke1t Fae the great book Food DIY by Tim Hayward. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 13, 2019 Author Share Posted April 13, 2019 I don't have a tin opener because I don't eat tinned foods, because, well, it is tinned food. However, I bought for quickness and convenience a can of sweetcorn today. It does happen sometimes. And I just opened that fucking can of sweetcorn with a big fucking Rambo knife I keep in my kitchen. Put the tip of the knife on the top of the can and jam the handle of the knife with the palm of your hand until the can is open. Man that shit felt good. Gonna eat my meal with the big knife and watch Rambo. Fuck it. Do you feel kinda... Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 manchebs gutsll be fuckin honkin the amount eh tinned shyte e scoffs tinned brekkies, tinned burgers... the cunts shytesll be fuckin slop..aboot as bad is auld greys rancid shytes 1 Link to comment
Cowie Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 doublerJust admit it - you pressed post 4 times in a macho frenzy. Link to comment
NEM Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 manchebs gutsll be fuckin honkin the amount eh tinned shyte e scoffs tinned brekkies, tinned burgers... the cunts shytesll be fuckin slop..aboot as bad is auld greys rancid shytes LOL Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 manchebs gutsll be fuckin honkin the amount eh tinned shyte e scoffs tinned brekkies, tinned burgers... the cunts shytesll be fuckin slop..aboot as bad is auld greys rancid shytes I missed this! No far wrong AK. Started munching Hi Bran to try and firm the cunts up. No fun skittering away all day. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 chebs n bloots shid hae beedaes fittet in thir shytehooses..thats wan pair eh shytepipes thit need a proper rinse oot Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 Munching Hi Brian hahaha fuckin cockgobbler. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 chebs n bloots shid hae beedaes fittet in thir shytehooses..thats wan pair eh shytepipes thit need a proper rinse ootmy one dry day a week AK min gotta get rested before a massive tues and wed of earnin’ & drinkin’. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 15, 2019 Share Posted April 15, 2019 my one dry day a week AK min Working a double shift at Maccas? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 Several different types of spunk ingested daily will do that to a humans bowels.The expert has spoken......take heed Moobs Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 The largest pot in the world calling an absolute darkie of a pot black there hahaOff you pop Chewie you wee prickFar too slow to be involved in that Dad, away to fuck you old duffer Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 5, 2019 Share Posted May 5, 2019 "Friend" LOL It's hardly bloke shit given the characters Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 I once pinged a fag right in a boy fae Lumphanans eye (pre-fight) before kicking fuck out of him at Banchory show Coolest thing I’ve ever doneGreat story Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 you lot need to chill out more.all that fighting nae good for the soul Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 What was the lead up to the fight about? Just because....?I dragged a biker out of a pub along the floor by his shirt on the day of the Dunblane massacre cos he was laughing about it to everyone that would listen. Weirdo. Got him in to the street and punched his sick face in. Not proud of it but it happened. I am a little proud of it.you tellin porkies GB min.that was 30 years ago Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 what did you say to the boy as you pinged the fag (cigarette) at him? once in a kebab shop on st clerk street some bloke once said something to me and I mumbled back, “yeah. and you’re ugly”caused a bit of a commotion for a few minutes until he was escorted out not proud of it but shit happens Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Like Dostoyevsky says in Crime & Punishment - an 'extraordinary' man has the right … that is not an official right, but an inner right to decide in his own conscience to overstep … certain obstacles, and only in case it is essential for the practical fulfilment of his idea (sometimes, perhaps, of benefit to the whole of humanity).Sometimes some cunts need a clip round the lug to put them back in line. I've received many clips myself - way more than I've given in fact.we were talking about him earlier, right. Born, 1821... died ...1881 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 you tellin porkies GB min.that was 30 years ago1996 Link to comment
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