dave_min Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Also relevant - could you have a bird who is a Hun/ dad is a Hun. I couldn't. Just real fundamental differences that I wouldn't be able to get overMy first time was with a girl who slept under a Fernando Ricksen poster. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Also relevant - could you have a bird who is a Hun/ dad is a Hun. I couldn't. Just real fundamental differences that I wouldn't be able to get overNo. Disgusting. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Also relevant - could you have a bird who is a Hun/ dad is a Hun. I couldn't. Just real fundamental differences that I wouldn't be able to get overDepends on tit size really. 2 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Also relevant - could you have a bird who is a Hun/ dad is a Hun. I couldn't. Just real fundamental differences that I wouldn't be able to get overDisturbing Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 My first time was with a girl who slept under a Fernando Ricksen poster. He still doing posters is he? 3 Link to comment
Henry Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 My first time was with a girl who slept under a Fernando Ricksen poster. Would've thought a duvet would be cosier. 4 Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Depends on tit size really. Yours or hers? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Would've thought a duvet would be cosier. ? Aye the poster very likely to shake off onto the floor affa quickly like. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 My first time was with a girl who slept under a Fernando Ricksen poster. There was something in the air that nightThe stars were bright, Fernando Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Sounds like that decision hasn't exactly benefited you?You dont have the first idea about me you utter clown. Had I gone to the Hun I wouldnt have been a professional footballer any more than I wasnt at Aberdeen. The car accident that ended my hopes would have happened either way. Now why dont you go delete your fucking life. 2 Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Och well now I just feel badDont, you didnt know. Thats the point I had options as a kid I chose to sign for the only team I ever wanted to play for. The mighty Aberdeen. Maybe be a bit more careful before opening your weeg yap tho as this is the internet and we dont actually know either or back stories life or histories. 1 Link to comment
Big Hat Logan Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Agreed, sage advice We all have our own battlesReceding hairline is not a battle m8. 1 Link to comment
Big Hat Logan Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 In principle I would say no but who would it benefit? So you could come on here and act all righteous and smug? If the standard of coaching/facilities etc would be better than what's already being provided then would anyone really deny their child the opportunity to improve as a footballer? 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Maybe be a bit more careful before opening your weeg yap tho as this is the internet and we dont actually know either or back stories life or histories.Whit, you mean Millerman doesnt know nice all our houses, cars and faces are? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 You dont have the first idea about me you utter clown. Had I gone to the Hun I wouldnt have been a professional footballer any more than I wasnt at Aberdeen. The car accident that ended my hopes would have happened either way. Now why dont you go delete your fucking life.Had you gone to the Hun, you mightve turned out to be a Hun cunt, as it is, we like you....... Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 Had you gone to the Hun, you mightve turned out to be a Hun cunt, as it is, we like you....... Id just sing No one likes me I dont care Ha 2 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Id just sing No one likes me I dont care HaBwahaha, fair Link to comment
Pudgie Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 It's not an atmosphere I'd like my child turning into an adult in. I'd do my best to advise against it but I'd hope that they had enough morality to tell them to fuck off. Link to comment
Mr John Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Yes, yes I would let my imaginary offspring sign a contract and further their career with either of those clubs (or both if I had twins). Because once inside their ranks and winning over their affections, the specially bred and trained seed of my loins would infiltrate them at every level, planting seeds of viral terror, misinformation and paranoia. Encouraging suspicion among the orc/plastic paddy ranks that leads to mass destruction, gradually spreading like their cancer that erodes the cultural blight of the so called "old firm" in this country, culminating in a bloody massacre that leaves the streets of Glasgow in red river of carnage as the Weegie hordes are turned against one another, killing and killing and killing until none are left. Sort of like a Las Vegas music festival, but where everyone is armed psychopath militia and only has the weegie next to them in their sights, murdering one another over and over, leaving a bloodbath so deep it would be as though a dam of claret plasma were suddenly broken atop the highest mountain, causing Satan himself to gag. Then finally, the rest of us can live in peace and harmony. Wow, I'm so proud of my fantasy children. Link to comment
dave_min Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Yes, yes I would let my imaginary offspring sign a contract and further their career with either of those clubs (or both if I had twins). Because once inside their ranks and winning over their affections, the specially bred and trained seed of my loins would infiltrate them at every level, planting seeds of viral terror, misinformation and paranoia. Encouraging suspicion among the orc/plastic paddy ranks that leads to mass destruction, gradually spreading like their cancer that erodes the cultural blight of the so called "old firm" in this country, culminating in a bloody massacre that leaves the streets of Glasgow in red river of carnage as the Weegie hordes are turned against one another, killing and killing and killing until none are left. Sort of like a Las Vegas music festival, but where everyone is armed psychopath militia and only has the weegie next to them in their sights, murdering one another over and over, leaving a bloodbath so deep it would be as though a dam of claret plasma were suddenly broken atop the highest mountain, causing Satan himself to gag. Then finally, the rest of us can live in peace and harmony. Wow, I'm so proud of my fantasy children. Sound like your imaginary children take after their real Dad. 2 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Also relevant - could you have a bird who is a Hun/ dad is a Hun. I couldn't. Just real fundamental differences that I wouldn't be able to get overMy soon to be wife is a hun. Her dad coming from Maryhill. Quite enjoy winding her dad and uncle up at family gatherings. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 @@ebbe remaining quiet on this thread. Rumours rife he was on their books as a gangly teen. Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 @@ebbe remaining quiet on this thread. Rumours rife he was on their books as a gangly teen.Aye briefly at Celtic after the dons gave me my marching orders. I wouldn't recommend it is all I'll say, only one team I wanted to play for. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Aye briefly at Celtic after the dons gave me my marching orders. I wouldn't recommend it is all I'll say, only one team I wanted to play for.You've so much in common with McGee Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Aye briefly at Celtic after the dons gave me my marching orders. I wouldn't recommend it is all I'll say, only one team I wanted to play for.I thought it was the blue arse cheeks... After I got binned fae the dandies I retired. A real dons fan would do that pal. Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I thought it was the blue arse cheeks...After I got binned fae the dandies I retired. A real dons fan would do that pal.Blue arse cheeks,are you joking? Na fuck retiring, loved my football at that point. Just wasn't good enough and went on a steady decline for the next 8 years. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Blue arse cheeks,are you joking? Na fuck retiring, loved my football at that point. Just wasn't good enough and went on a steady decline for the next 8 years.Haha I did plod on for another 4 or 5 years but love was gone. Made a comeback 4 years ago haha. Certainly nae the same player as I was. Became a holding midfielder. Link to comment
tup Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Ebbe is not keen on mentioning he used to play for Celtic. No wonder, nobody would admit that. Link to comment
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