Pet Hates

[Fridge]

Sure there is another joke in there somewhere. Basically along the lines of asking Stevie Wonder what’s the worst thing about being blind.

 

Could be worse you could be black.

[alscotoz]

Sure there is another joke in there somewhere. Basically along the lines of asking Stevie Wonder what’s the worst thing about being blind.

 

Could be worse you could be black.

 

Having to explain 'jokes' 

[Redforever86]

Having to explain 'jokes' 

 

Yeah, used to like Fridge, but now I just think he ain't cool. 

 

 

@soooooper

[BWG]

Folk who bag up their dog's shite and just leave it at the side of the pavement.

[For Fecks Sake]

Folk who bag up their dog's shite and just leave it at the side of the pavement.

Or hanging from trees or beside the actual dog shite bin.

 

If you can bother to bag it, do the right thing and bin it.

[manboobs109]

TBF they might have done that to pick it up and bin it on the way back. I do that when I take my dog down the woods. Ruins your walk carrying about a warm shite.

[The Boofon]

Just flick it onto the side with a stick.

[Fridge]

Fishing emails. Why in the world of

fuck would anyone with an iq over one be replying to this and sending cash! Worrying thing is some

folk must before they persevere to send them:

 

 

My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .

 

My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on November 2015 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he ha

 

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management Sir, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

 

1) To assist me to receive the money in the bank where my late father deposited the money.

2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 18 years old.

3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.

 

Moreover, sir I am willing to give you 25 percent as compensation for your effort/ you indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within seven (7) days you signify interest to assist me. Anticipating to hear from you soon. I am happy to have somebody like you as a gaurdian.

 

 

Please reply back to me on my private email address for more details to receive my inheritance money for your investment.

Thanks and bless.

Best regards,

Mabel Manaku

[BWG]

Fishing emails. Why in the world of

fuck would anyone with an iq over one be replying to this and sending cash! Worrying thing is some

folk must before they persevere to send them:

 

 

Hamilton fell for the old Nigerian prince routine (loved purple rain lolololololololololololfuckoff)

[Poodler]

Hamilton fell for the old Nigerian prince routine (loved purple rain lolololololololololololfuckoff)

Nicole is from Hawaii isn't she?

[DD1903]

Fishing emails. Why in the world of

fuck would anyone with an iq over one be replying to this and sending cash! Worrying thing is some

folk must before they persevere to send them:

 

 

My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .

 

My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on November 2015 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he ha

 

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management Sir, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

 

1) To assist me to receive the money in the bank where my late father deposited the money.

2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 18 years old.

3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.

 

Moreover, sir I am willing to give you 25 percent as compensation for your effort/ you indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within seven (7) days you signify interest to assist me. Anticipating to hear from you soon. I am happy to have somebody like you as a gaurdian.

 

 

Please reply back to me on my private email address for more details to receive my inheritance money for your investment.

Thanks and bless.

Best regards,

Mabel Manaku

Oh that's a new one. I had one today from a Sgt in the US Army. He and his 'superiors' had made an agreement with local oil barons blah blah blah.

[Guest milne_afc]

Nicole is from Hawaii isn't she?

She looks Nigerian

[For Fecks Sake]

Fishing emails. Why in the world of

fuck would anyone with an iq over one be replying to this and sending cash! Worrying thing is some

folk must before they persevere to send them:

 

 

My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .

 

My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on November 2015 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he ha

 

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management Sir, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.

 

1) To assist me to receive the money in the bank where my late father deposited the money.

2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am only 18 years old.

3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.

 

Moreover, sir I am willing to give you 25 percent as compensation for your effort/ you indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within seven (7) days you signify interest to assist me. Anticipating to hear from you soon. I am happy to have somebody like you as a gaurdian.

 

 

Please reply back to me on my private email address for more details to receive my inheritance money for your investment.

Thanks and bless.

Best regards,

Mabel Manaku

Sounds legit to me, where do I sign up

[For Fecks Sake]

Doing a shite anywhere other than my house or the disabled toilet at my work.

 

Hate having to do a shite in a toilet that you can either see or hear the other person taking a dump in the cubicle next to you.

 

Also guranteed that majority of toilets are fucking minging.

[Betty Swallicks]

You should try shiteing in a hole in the ground while trying not to get your coveralls covered in pish and shite from the previous users

 

I try to avoid it at all costs and usually just find a quiet spot to go al fresco (but have had to use the hole on a couple of occasions)

 

Horrid

 

Still living in Ferguslie Park?

[maryhilldon]

 

 

Hate having to do a shite in a toilet that you can either see or hear the other person taking a dump in the cubicle next to you.

 

 

I heard someone take a watery dump in the urinal when I was in the cubicle in McDonalds the other day. True story.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Ibrox^

[maryhilldon]

Ibrox^

Nah, Maryhill. Junkie bastard probably didn't even think to check if the disabledz were empty.

[Betty Swallicks]

Nah, Maryhill. Junkie bastard probably didn't even think to check if the disabledz were empty.

 

Smilesbetter.

[Poodler]

The Chester has the best toilets in Aberdeen

 

Absolutely immaculate

 

As they should be when a drink is about £8.

 

 

 

Honourable mention to the Bells Bar toilets

 

Huns must've hated thon

[Studebaker-90]

Flossing. As in that bent dance that all the kids do. Fucking irritating.

 

I am actually very agreeable to flossing of the dental variety.

[Chewie37]

The worst toilets I’ve been in were the Kinross Service station bogs, the Monday morning after T in the Park. I’ve a poor sense of smell, but fuck that was pungent

[Poodler]

Ebbe wrote aff some toilets in the grass market once and opened the door to an expectant mob of authority thinking they were going to make an Escobar style bust.

 

It was glorious to observe (from outside the cubicle)

[Chewie37]

Ebbe wrote aff some toilets in the grass market once and opened the door to an expectant mob of authority thinking they were going to make an Escobar style bust.

It was glorious to observe (from outside the cubicle)

Haha did he strut out covered in nondescript white powder?

[ebbe]

Haha did he strut out covered in nondescript white powder?

Was a proud moment. Their mood swiftly changed when I asked for a lavvie brush.

[BrianFaePerth]

You should try shiteing in a hole in the ground while trying not to get your coveralls covered in pish and shite from the previous users

 

I try to avoid it at all costs and usually just find a quiet spot to go al fresco (but have had to use the hole on a couple of occasions)

 

Horrid

still, it's free money

[Poodler]

'Fine day for ducks'

 

 

'Bbbrrrrrrr'

 

'That's summer over' etc

[Parklife]

'Fine day for ducks'

 

 

'Bbbrrrrrrr'

 

'That's summer over' etc

Welcome to office work, comes with office arseholes with shite chat.

[Poodler]

You're not wrong

 

People feel the need to say something when in your vicinity. Social anxiety.

 

It's ok to say nothing. I encourage it

[BWG]

Welcome to office work, comes with office arseholes with shite chat.

 

And of course the loud mouth weegie, who does no actual work and spends his day touring the coffee machines and interrupting people with his insufferable "patter".  It's a 2 for 1.