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[RUL]

12 minutes ago, Parklife said:

"Curtain twitcher" is the most garbage patter since folk (ironically mostly actual snowflakes) started using "snowflake". 

Had a look and they've reported on a stolen bicycle. 

How would you describe the page to someone asking? 

[Parklife]

 

19 minutes ago, RUL said:

Had a look and they've reported on a stolen bicycle. 

How would you describe the page to someone asking? 

A community news and gossip page. 

Pretty much anyway that doesn't involve the phrase "curtain twitcher" would be an improvement on how it's been described above IMO. 

[dazzy_deff]

10 hours ago, minijc said:

I think folk are just a bit pissed off with them getting favours and taking the piss ever so slightly, also rather amusing that they said they were in no rush to get back open but here they are.

Soul is not open.

[maryhilldon]

51 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

A community news and gossip page. 

Pretty much anyway that doesn't involve the phrase "curtain twitcher" would be an improvement on how it's been described above IMO. 

Strange thing to get a bee in your bonnet about. 

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Strange thing to get a bee in your bonnet about. 

No bee in any bonnet. Just pointing out how stupid something sounds. 

[maryhilldon]

7 minutes ago, Parklife said:

No bee in any bonnet. Just pointing out how stupid something sounds. 

Is that what the local kids shout when they egg your windows? 

[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Is that what the local kids shout when they egg your windows? 

No idea what you're on about, MD. Think you've got me mixed up with someone else. 

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

It was definitely you in my imaginary scenario. 

I'd much rather you weren't having wee imagination sessions about me. It's a bit creepy. 

[maryhilldon]

11 minutes ago, Parklife said:

No idea what you're on about, MD. Think you've got me mixed up with someone else. 

It was definitely you in my imaginary scenario. 

[tutankamun]

15 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Watching the news just now,  showed a pub in Aberdeen with folk sitting drinking at the bar.  You can't do that down here.  

I think that's up to the bar. my local is quite small so doesn't allow it but some places do.

some bars are saying you need to wear a mask when not seated but that's up to them.

[Quagmire]

4 hours ago, Parklife said:

"Curtain twitcher" is the most garbage patter since folk (ironically mostly actual snowflakes) started using "snowflake". 

Finally we can agree Parkie. Same pish patter as  people who use Karen, snowflake, gammon etc. 

[King Street Loon]

18 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Watching the news just now,  showed a pub in Aberdeen with folk sitting drinking at the bar.  You can't do that down here.  

No standing at the bar in my local unless its af either of the designated serving points. But you can sit there as long as socially distanced.

[daytripping]

1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

Finally we can agree Parkie. Same pish patter as  people who use Karen, snowflake, gammon etc. 

Gammon isn't on the crap patter list, it can't be, it's parkies favourite insult. He makes the rules so you'd probably be best deleting your post.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Gammon isn't on the crap patter list, it can't be, it's parkies favourite insult. He makes the rules so you'd probably be best deleting your post.

My favourite thing about it is that it upsets you so much that you send me PM's about it. 

[Zeus]

I still don't understand gammon tbh

Serious question. When do we think we'll be out of this pish, if ever? 

 

[daytripping]

20 minutes ago, Parklife said:

My favourite thing about it is that it upsets you so much that you send me PM's about it. 

I didn't PM you about calling me a gammon, I couldn't give a fuck. I offered you some advice.

[Misers Hill]

I remember Bluto got an attack of the "gammons",and one of his fanboys (whos missing)  lamblasted the assailant, for bullying bloots...?? fucking goon?

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, daytripping said:

I didn't PM you about calling me a gammon, I couldn't give a fuck. I offered you some advice.

Okay dokey. If that's what you remember. 

[Fridge]

Nobody understands what gammon means or these new words.

Whatever happened to just calling someone a fucking dickhead.

[Guest milne_afc]

First reference to Gammon I'd seen was during an episode of Question Time, when all the fervent pro brexit lads were of a similar age and complexion. Someone on twitter produced the "wall of gammon" 

 

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Get the pm up. Let the hat decide .

Not important. Its also against board rules. It's also been lost when the board was cleansed. 

[dazzy_deff]

Gammon is an awful insult to be fair. 

Anything other than Cunt or beaut is shite.

[Zeus]

Wanker is a favourite of mine. 

[Studebaker-90]

With egg and chips 

[NEM]

19 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

They may mostly be “fine” but they are laying off heaps of staff.

BMW/Mini, Markies, John Lewis... just the recent ones.

Yes they'll lay people off but they won't go under.

 

 

[manboobs109]

Krauts extending furlough scheme until the end of next year. Surely our mob have to follow suit? 

[minijc]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Krauts extending furlough scheme until the end of next year. Surely our mob have to follow suit? 

Think the French are doing the same as well, would certainly help a lot of people.

[manboobs109]

Nobody see any issue with police being able to 'disperse' gatherings in private houses? 

Fucking shocking what some people are willing to accept. 

[manboobs109]

Just now, minijc said:

Think the French are doing the same as well, would certainly help a lot of people.

They can't just withdraw it and fuck people over surely? A temp extension until Jan to see where we stand is the least we should be expecting. 

[aberdeen1970]

Aye an extension to the end of the year minimum is in order here.