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#1 OFFLINE   Ke1t

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Posted 16 September 2019 - 04:18 PM

Love to watch Pikies, Feechies, Urchins, and Brothas beat the piss out of each other in hastily assembled backyard octagons, rings, barns, and parking lots. 

 

Huge fan of the Gypos, with their incoherent videos where they throw down a challenge to "O'Malley, ye tick basturt!" 

 

Just started viewing Street Beefs... top quality low rent scuffling featuring a variety of fighters from all over the farmlands and ghettos of these United States. Beyond the mere entertainment of two fellas rasslin' all over a muddy field, encouraged by a variety of meth-heads and sheep worriers, it's a lot of fun guessing what they were in prison for. 

 

In this one, I'd go with serial rape and distribution of class A's. Not saying which is which. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Posted 16 September 2019 - 04:33 PM

What are the rules with these things like UFC when anything goes?

Always thought the best tactic if it is “anything goes” would be fuck all the boxing posturing, back off while he is fucking about looking like Rocky then lunge in with a two footed challenge to either the balls or face.

Then boot him in while on the deck imagining he is a Hun.
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Posted 16 September 2019 - 04:35 PM

Pretend to tie your laces, as a distraction, then spring up and forward delivering a killer headbutt.

Or pint pot to the face.

Both winning moves.
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Posted 16 September 2019 - 04:39 PM

The guy calling himself a lunatic has over valued himself I think.

Should have called himself the tame, thin, white man.
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Posted 16 September 2019 - 04:40 PM

Ric Flair had the right idea, handful of salt to the eyes.

Edited by ebbe, 16 September 2019 - 04:41 PM.

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Posted 16 September 2019 - 04:42 PM

Pretend to tie your laces, as a distraction, then spring up and forward delivering a killer headbutt.

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D Mans finishing move IIRC

His tutorial (featuring invisible opponent) in the Masada, is one of the best things I’ve seen
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Posted 16 September 2019 - 04:46 PM



Should have called himself the tame, thin, white man.


Love Bowie.
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Posted 16 September 2019 - 05:02 PM

This one features a Derek McInnes lookalke. 

 

I like to imagine this is the dressing room at Pittodrie around half time, as one of the athletic players takes issue with Deek's defensive bullshit at home to St Johnstone. 

 

https://youtu.be/hXopYzNy9FA?t=1


Edited by Ke1t, 16 September 2019 - 05:02 PM.

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Posted 16 September 2019 - 05:06 PM

The Oirsh gypos are quite funny. Calling each other out and all that . Usually out of breath after 2 minutes as well the cunts.


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Posted 16 September 2019 - 05:08 PM

Love Bowie.


Best eaten warm with butter spread on them
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Posted 16 September 2019 - 05:25 PM


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Posted 16 September 2019 - 05:39 PM


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Posted 16 September 2019 - 05:42 PM


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Posted 16 September 2019 - 05:43 PM

Pretend to tie your laces, as a distraction, then spring up and forward delivering a killer headbutt.

Or pint pot to the face.

Both winning moves.

 

Frank Drebin was the master at this!


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Posted 16 September 2019 - 05:45 PM


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Posted 16 September 2019 - 05:47 PM

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Posted 16 September 2019 - 05:55 PM

Need a Hat fight club.
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Posted 16 September 2019 - 05:58 PM


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Posted 16 September 2019 - 05:59 PM

Classic.

 


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Posted 16 September 2019 - 06:06 PM

Classic.

https://youtu.be/W5zZjfjAq9I


Good when he played for Celtic
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Posted 16 September 2019 - 06:26 PM

Best eaten warm with butter spread on them


It has been known loon 😉
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Posted 16 September 2019 - 06:31 PM

The ONLY way
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Posted 16 September 2019 - 07:10 PM

The ONLY way

is up

 

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Posted 16 September 2019 - 07:20 PM

is up

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Worked with a guy that looked like her when I was young, we all called him Yazz. Looking back now I think he mightve been a black albino or something.
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Posted 16 September 2019 - 09:27 PM

Love to watch Pikies, Feechies, Urchins, and Brothas beat the piss out of each other in hastily assembled backyard octagons, rings, barns, and parking lots.

Huge fan of the Gypos, with their incoherent videos where they throw down a challenge to "O'Malley, ye tick basturt!"

Just started viewing Street Beefs... top quality low rent scuffling featuring a variety of fighters from all over the farmlands and ghettos of these United States. Beyond the mere entertainment of two fellas rasslin' all over a muddy field, encouraged by a variety of meth-heads and sheep worriers, it's a lot of fun guessing what they were in prison for.

In this one, I'd go with serial rape and distribution of class A's. Not saying which is which.

https://youtu.be/iF2m5FSYRLY

I'm guessing both them critters mothers smoked during pregnancy. And lived inside a rusty cage in a basement. And drank mercury loaded drain water to stay alive through gestation.

Hooollaaay testicle Tuesdays.

Edited by Grays Babylon 1875, 16 September 2019 - 09:29 PM.

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Posted 16 September 2019 - 11:00 PM

Worked with a guy that looked like her when I was young, we all called him Yazz. Looking back now I think he mightve been a black albino or something.


The only way is Tup
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Posted 01 November 2019 - 02:40 AM

This one amuses me for some reason... might be the unnecessary boot up the arse when the guy is face down on the pavement, or it could be the way the guy gets knocked out twice and has what appears to be a standard way of sparking out... 

 


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Posted 18 November 2019 - 04:11 AM

Slow-witted coal-monkey fights overconfident city boy. 

 


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Posted 18 November 2019 - 11:14 AM

^^ MT v Parky
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Posted 20 November 2019 - 10:52 PM

Little bit of bare-knuckle minkery in a circus tent. 

 

Not sure who won or if winning was even the point. 

 


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