buchanskii

Thelin, Thelin, Theliin, Theliiiiin I'm begging of you please don't take my man. (To the tune of Jolene - Dolly Parton)

Clarkson has been very frustrating

Swede Caroline

I'm finding it increasingly difficult to escape Ally McCoist's presence. Whether turning on the TV, listening to the radio, or watching pornhub, he seems to be everywhere. He has achieved a cult-like status for his personality, which puzzles me. I wonder when people will start to realise he is a filthy hun bastard

I'm tapping out. It's just too boring

Better than Warnock, he just used to reek of incontinence

Just watch One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest to get a good idea of the level of posting in this thread.

I don't think Ken Hom is the man to get us out of trouble

Just found out who it is. Unfortunately won't be able to reveal until after the club have made an announcement

It's Wayne Rooney

Is there a rule for what defines a teuchter? Like anyone south of Stonehaven is a weegie, is anyone North of Balmedie a dirty teuchter?

Free Pape Habib Guèye (To the tune of free Nelson Mandela by the specials)

Mao was a better Chairman than Dave Cormack.. and he was responsible for millions of deaths

walk off

I'm starting to think that Chairman Dave is that much of a narcissist that he is doing this shit on purpose so he gets his 5 minutes of fame and soundbites. He knew Warnock would bring lots of attention, which would result in him getting more attention. In an ideal world we would hear fuck all from him.