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#1 OFFLINE   Poodler

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Posted 05 January 2019 - 03:12 PM

Continuing from another thread.

Tips/ advice for those wanting to go off the grid


I suggested a bus journey to London then a bus/ Eurostar to Paris, all paid in cash, and in a disguise.

This was so that the authorities couldn't rule out suicide - they potentially could if they had evidence that you boarded a plane to start your journey.

You'd need a lot of cash - stockpiled over time, not withdrawn right before vanishing - that's obvious you're flitting and not deed.

New phone/ SIM card. Perhaps fake social media account to keep an eye on the missing person campaign.

Where would you go? What would you wear? Would you do odd jobs along the way? Would you try contact home?
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 03:18 PM

Where would you go?
What would you wear?
Would you do odd jobs along the way?
Would you try contact home?


Abducted by aliens (to their planet or stay on their starship)
Jeans, trainers, socks, pants, shirt, warmish jacket
I could change a lightbulb and cook for them (if they ate food)
Contact my mates by hologram on a weekend when pissed
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 03:20 PM

Motor with cloned plates that you bought for cash, didn't register and no one knows you own. Ferry on a quiet route to mainland Europe, plenty dough, clothes, food, camping stove in the boot. You can kip in the motor if required. End up in a quiet wee village you have no connection too, picked at random. Job in a wee bar or hotel for cash. Easy.
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 03:21 PM

You sound like you have put a lot of thought into this Poodler, you planning on doing a runner off to France?
Sex game gone wrong and some young lady has forgotten what the agreed safe word was?
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 03:22 PM

Motor with cloned plates that you bought for cash, didn't register and no one knows you own. Ferry on a quiet route to mainland Europe, plenty dough, clothes, food, camping stove in the boot. You can kip in the motor if required. End up in a quiet wee village you have no connection too, picked at random. Job in a wee bar or hotel for cash. Easy.


What sort of bar in a small village is going to hire a large dundonian than can’t speak their language?
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 03:22 PM

Would need a few years of planning, setting up false trails to lead people down along the way as well, would probably try get towards a place that isn't really tourist friendly so you can live there for a while with less chance of some pissed up Brit clocking you, keep yourself to yourself maybe get a job in a small café/bar or even teach English to earn some cash on the side before moving on.  Would leave it a few years before contacting anyone and wouldn't be joining social media, browse it but that's it.


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Posted 05 January 2019 - 03:28 PM

I’d suggest something like this to those thinking of it

https://www.workaway...o/hostlist.html

Fed and housed to do easy tasks.
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 03:46 PM

I’d stay where I was but grow my hair and dress as a woman .
I’d do that thing where you tuck your penis between your legs and shave all my pubes off, only growing them back for Fanuary.
Big false tits as well.
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 03:47 PM

Sake, some of the doughballs on here would struggle to make it to the end of their street undetected - let alone disappear.
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 03:47 PM

I’d get the great Soprendo to do it
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 03:50 PM

Would you want folk to think you were deid or just be uncontactable ?
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 04:40 PM

Neither I’ve no need to disappear, life is terrific. Would love to be invisible for short periods though
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 04:40 PM

The Richey Manic way


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Posted 05 January 2019 - 04:46 PM

Atleast make it interesting and do some rapin’ and killin’ on the way

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Posted 05 January 2019 - 05:11 PM

I’d do one of those saw box in half tricks.

(And no Mobby, it would be a 5’11 and three quarters size box of a 90kilo adult male.)


then tick of a bucket list of pubs in a round the globe holibob
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 05:33 PM

Would you want folk to think you were deid or just be uncontactable ?


Deid apart from one person who you have bequeathed the massive fuck off life insurance policy you have taken out the week before and are going halfver’s with.

Dad probably the safest bet for being trustworthy on here.
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 06:17 PM

You're not wrong Fridge son; pm's with info welcomed.
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 06:49 PM

Deid apart from one person who you have bequeathed the massive fuck off life insurance policy you have taken out the week before and are going halfver’s with.

Dad probably the safest bet for being trustworthy on here.


Like the boy that fucked off canoeing in South America a few years back iirc?
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 07:27 PM

I’d get the great Soprendo to do it


Disappear with a "poof"!
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 07:28 PM

Makes sense Cavey would be looking for a bit of that action haha wee prick


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Posted 05 January 2019 - 07:34 PM

Like the boy that fucked off canoeing in South America a few years back iirc?


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Hartlepool, South America
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 07:56 PM

Continuing from another thread.

Tips/ advice for those wanting to go off the grid


I suggested a bus journey to London then a bus/ Eurostar to Paris, all paid in cash, and in a disguise.

This was so that the authorities couldn't rule out suicide - they potentially could if they had evidence that you boarded a plane to start your journey.

You'd need a lot of cash - stockpiled over time, not withdrawn right before vanishing - that's obvious you're flitting and not deed.

New phone/ SIM card. Perhaps fake social media account to keep an eye on the missing person campaign.

Where would you go? What would you wear? Would you do odd jobs along the way? Would you try contact home?

 

and if I was the cops I'd be all over your social networking and find you've been discussing this online. Suicide now not considered.

However if I needed a way of killing you then you've just given me the perfect alibi.


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Posted 05 January 2019 - 07:58 PM

and if I was the cops I'd be all over your social networking and find you've been discussing this online. Suicide now not considered.
However if I needed a way of killing you then you've just given me the perfect alibi.


How would you kill @Poodler sounds like one for the secret forum.
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 08:46 PM

Disappear with a "poof"!


Well played sir. For the second time today I expected Souper to respond with that line first.

Souper WTF is wrong with you
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 09:07 PM

Well played sir. For the second time today I expected Souper to respond with that line first.
Souper WTF is wrong with you

Christ, are you saying that my mind is on the same wavelength as Souper?

Noooo....
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 09:17 PM

Christ, are you saying that my mind is on the same wavelength as Souper?

Noooo....

 

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Posted 05 January 2019 - 11:38 PM

Go to Wick.
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Posted 05 January 2019 - 11:59 PM

A lot is going to depend upon the circumstances surrounding your going off the grid project.

 

If you've raped a bunch of kids, you know... like held them down and facefucked them half to death...  then you're probably going to have to apply to the Vatican to switch to another diocese. There's almost certainly a boiler plate 'I've Raped A Bunch Of Kids' form that can be filled out on the Catholic Intranet, and within a few weeks you'll be in a new parish raping the mouths and anuses of all the children you can handle/finger. 

 

If you're not a member of the Catholic Shamanhood then you're going to have to cover your tracks pretty well, otherwise the cops are going to likely assign a fair amount of resources to your apprehension. Hiding at your mate's place isn't going to work... even the coppers can figure that out as a likely hidey hole. Dump your phone, leave the country, change your name, grow a beard, never stay in the same place for more than a few weeks at a time. Essentially you're going to have to become David Banner... the white one who turns into the green one, not the black one.  

 

If you're dropping off the grid, because fuck everything, then wandering from town to town solving crimes and righting wrongs is a bad idea, because you're still going to be interacting with people and subject to the periodic scrutiny of the authorities. You sleep in a park or a doorway and there's a good chance you're going to jail for vagrancy. So much for your dream of dropping off the grid. All you've done is put yourself at risk of prison rape and becoming institutionalised. 

 

Learn how to fish, start a fire, snare small animals, gut your catch, build a shelter, fight a bear, cover your tracks, and survive out in the wilds. Dispose of all modern devices, and head out into the wilderness somewhere big, like Russia, Canada, Australia, or even the US. Russia would be my wilderness of choice, simply because there's so much uninhabited Taiga. If you can learn to live with the cold then you're golden, because that place is fucking empty, and the authorities are too dirt poor and unmotivated to come looking for you.

 

You could practically live out your entire life there and never see another human being. 

 


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Posted 06 January 2019 - 12:20 AM

a lot eh wit yev jist sed eh hope byen fae tayports listent tae..thats ez katabasis. ez ran ez hale life.. fae a bad stert n dug ez wiy oot tae a place nae cuntll git a hauld eh im..thats how ez locations a big pert eh wha e is, in ez name..thir fuck all mare tae the cunt thin that. proud as punch ez far awa n ye canna blame the damaged soul efter wit ez been thru..the beastins n abuse fae cunts thit yased him as an object..nae a person
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Posted 06 January 2019 - 09:33 AM

Buy a boat, sail somewhere remote, no passport or anything on departure.

 

Camouflage the boat and live off the land as much as possible, with the boat doubling as my new home.  Pay cash for a reliable 4x4 like a proper landrover or something similar.

Setup solar and wind power etc.  Could even have pay as you go internet,

 

The only trace of me would be that mysteriously someone will still be using my RedTV subscription.


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