Pet Hates

[mcdougall(4)]

Where did I say balding men are masculine?

 

Making things up wee man!

They have higher levels of testosterone...

[vanderark14]

The two cunts on that nationwide advert, pair of annoying bitches.

[The Buzzard]

My mates' wife making it known to anyone that'll listen in person or online that their new Merc is just the 'wee' car.

[BWG]

Hate birds like this, a scrubber/slag/mink I went to school with years later married a bloke with a bit of cash. Turns up at BBQ and 3 times in about half an hour stands up and loudly says oh Ill have to go outside and move the Q7.

Jesus. Just reading that alone makes me want to kick her cunt in.

[Foster14]

Anyone who uses the car make or model rather than just saying "the car" is a cunt.

[Poodler]

Hate birds like this, a scrubber/slag/mink I went to school with years later married a bloke with a bit of cash. Turns up at BBQ and 3 times in about half an hour stands up and loudly says oh Ill have to go outside and move the Q7.

 

Tragic. Absolutely tragic

 

There's a boy that works with my pal who we all noise up for his poor selection of wife. This is her third marriage and she's kept the last name of her last husband so she's double barrelled now. She's decimated his finances. Every post on fb she makes goes into our group chat. 750k hooses, plots of land, cheap hooses as restoration projects etc.

 

He had to leave his job for a bigger basic (with no bonus) to keep up with her demands and he hates the new place.

 

Fuck that. And fuck women.

[manboobs109]

A car is a car. Car cunts are the biggest types of cunt. Audi drivers are also the biggest tail gating cunts on the road. Fuck them.

[manboobs109]

The problem with car cunts is they don't want to admire their cuntwagon themselves they want everyone else to admire it. My motor was valued at £50 on we buy any car and it still gets me about, who gives a fuck about the badge.

[Poodler]

A car might just be a car to you

 

In my opinion a car should be something you have owned for ages and STILL need to look back and admire it when you park up and walk away

 

Having said that, BMW saloons are boring as fuck and old fashioned, but people go for them for the status alone

It's not often I don't agree with you MT, and I assume you're trolling, but that is just ridiculous

 

Admire as you walk away? Hahaha

[Redforever86]

The problem with car cunts is they don't want to admire their cuntwagon themselves they want everyone else to admire it. My motor was valued at £50 on we buy any car and it still gets me about, who gives a fuck about the badge.

Mine was £170 - £50 admin fee.

 

Therefore Im > than you.

 

Would of sailed through its MOT if it wasnt for a pothole the size of a coffee table. Bear cunts.

[The Buzzard]

Hate birds like this, a scrubber/slag/mink I went to school with years later married a bloke with a bit of cash. Turns up at BBQ and 3 times in about half an hour stands up and loudly says oh Ill have to go outside and move the Q7.

She'd fit in well with that boy from Instagram we were all alerted to last week.

[The Buzzard]

Can't agree with that

 

If you have a car you are proud of and love, you feel a connection to it

 

So I understand people like that, especially when they have m9re than 1 car. You need a differentiator

Absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying you got a new car but does it really need to be said in every single reply to her 'babez' that this is most definitely just the run around. It's the need to reinforce the point constantly that I don't see the point of.

[Foster14]

Can't agree with that

 

If you have a car you are proud of and love, you feel a connection to it

 

So I understand people like that, especially when they have m9re than 1 car. You need a differentiator

 

People shouldn't talk about cars unless necessary though (i.e. I need to go move the car or I can't go out as I'm hospitalised after driving the car into a wall).

 

No-one really cares what car it is unless they are a fellow car cunt.

[The Boofon]

Anyone who uses the car make or model rather than just saying "the car" is a cunt.

Beldie and Trixie are our cars.

 

Beldie being the Discovery and Trixie the Golf.

 

The kids just call them the car.

[Henry]

Keep it small - keep it efficient. That's my motto.

 

Enough about your dick, what about your car?

[chief_wiggum]

A car might just be a car to you

 

In my opinion a car should be something you have owned for ages and STILL need to look back and admire it when you park up and walk away

 

 

I used to do this so I concur with my pipe smoking friend , a car can be more than....a car? But this bint is trying to use it as a status symbol, and not a very good one. She deserves a full pelt run up and a swift kick in the cunt for sure!

[Poodler]

Excuse me while I go and move the Metro City

Didn't you destroy a Range Rover once? Left an irate little man behind?

[Nelly]

Hate folk that go on about the make of their cars too.

 

Our's are known as the blue car and the red car.

 

I prefer my red Audi S5 to her Blue Merc A43 AMG though.

[manboobs109]

Genuine question, does anyone on here tailgate? If so why?

[manboobs109]

I slow right down then if they overtake I speed up like fuck. Cunts.

[DD1903]

Hate birds like this, a scrubber/slag/mink I went to school with years later married a bloke with a bit of cash. Turns up at BBQ and 3 times in about half an hour stands up and loudly says oh Ill have to go outside and move the Q7.

That's pathetic

[DD1903]

Tragic. Absolutely tragic

 

There's a boy that works with my pal who we all noise up for his poor selection of wife. This is her third marriage and she's kept the last name of her last husband so she's double barrelled now. She's decimated his finances. Every post on fb she makes goes into our group chat. 750k hooses, plots of land, cheap hooses as restoration projects etc.

 

He had to leave his job for a bigger basic (with no bonus) to keep up with her demands and he hates the new place.

 

Fuck that. And fuck women.

I wonder how long before she has to triple barrel her name...

 

She sounds like an ex of mine...

 

'I want, I want, I want.'

 

Well, save for it, or get a better job.

 

No, you could just get me it.

 

Nope

[Parklife]

I slow right down then if they overtake I speed up like fuck. Cunts.

In that scenario, you're even more of a cunt than him.

[manboobs109]

In that scenario, you're even more of a cunt than him.

I don't speed up when they overtake, don't fancy causing a crash but I do slow down.

[RAZOR]

The best bit of tailgating is watching folk get so irate with it. It's up there with not using indicators at roundabouts. Always a right laugh seeing folk flashing their lights and gesturing with their hands.

 

Calm down m8

[manboobs109]

Spot the Audi drivers

[manboobs109]

Cunts who moan about tailgating are the cunts who sit in the outside lane at 65mph for 2 miles, just to turn right at the up and coming roundabout (TWO FUCKING MILES AWAY) because they are scared they don't get back in.

 

Cunts.

Probably costs you an extra 3 seconds on your journey

[manboobs109]

The best bit of tailgating is watching folk get so irate with it. It's up there with not using indicators at roundabouts. Always a right laugh seeing folk flashing their lights and gesturing with their hands.

 

Calm down m8

Best bit about slowing right down is when the tailgaters go mad as well. Especially when there is no place to overtake. The closer they get the better you can see the rage

[Betty Swallicks]

Blokes who are into cars/motorbikes.

Boring cunts who generally were shit at football.

F1 is a zzzz too.

[shut up meg]

Blokes who are into cars/motorbikes.

Boring cunts who generally were shit at football.

F1 is a zzzz too.

 

Probably traumatised because they were last pick in the playground.