Latest Purchase Thread

[dervish]

Ice machine. Cold water is a chronically underrated beverage.

[sheepcrooky]

Packing cubes. 

[Ke1t]

Arrived today... fanboy merch. 

[Simply Red]

Lovely stuff. How much? @Ke1t

[Ke1t]

7 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Lovely stuff. How much? @Ke1t

125 quid, I believe. 

https://shop.afc.co.uk/giftsaccessories/gifts/signed-merchandise/573_miovski-signed-home-shirt.html

[maryhilldon]

I looked on the club shop earlier to see if the home tops were on sale yet. Still £60, I'll wait.

[Don Fonte]

42 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I looked on the club shop earlier to see if the home tops were on sale yet. Still £60, I'll wait.

£60 seems pricey for the kids sizes.

[maryhilldon]

37 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

£60 seems pricey for the kids sizes.

I thought so.

[manboobs109]

Might treat myself to a woman's fit top if they go on sale.

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Might treat myself to a woman's fit top if they go on sale.

Just treat yourself to a woman instead. About the same price as a Dundee hooker I'd imagine.

[Poodler]

Can’t imagine Moobs paying for a hooker. A man of strangely intact morals 

[RedArmyFakshun]

Stumped up for a Rabid Elephant Natural Gate LPG

Its mesmeric

 

[sigh]

ordered a new gravel bike, arrives next week

[Bluto10]

15 minutes ago, sigh said:

ordered a new gravel bike, arrives next week

what’s a gravel bike?

is it not just an old fashion (no suspension) mtb?

[sigh]

8 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

what’s a gravel bike?

is it not just an old fashion (no suspension) mtb?

aye - that or a an old fashioned road bike with wider tyres - but they are all the rage so ridiculously expensive nowadays

got to spend yer money on something though

[Don Fonte]

31 minutes ago, sigh said:

aye - that or a an old fashioned road bike with wider tyres - but they are all the rage so ridiculously expensive nowadays

got to spend yer money on something though

Hope you fall off and break numerous bones in your body.

[styrofoamplates]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Hope you fall off and break numerous bones in your body.

Reminds me of a time when I was about 12 and we thought it hilarious to call QVC and ask for a Double Ended Black Mamba Dildo. One particular telephone operator was a Scouse gentleman and when we called him he went mental at us and told us 'I hope you get cancer of the womb' in a thick scouse accent. 

That insult has always stuck with me. Love it. 

Anyway. Carry on. 

[sigh]

20 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Hope you fall off and break numerous bones in your body.

Well, luckily I still bounce when I unfortunately fall off but that is one of the reasons I stopped MTB'ing, leave that to the young team.

Anyway, thanks for your thoughts, it always good when someone reaches out to try and connect

[Don Fonte]

24 minutes ago, sigh said:

Well, luckily I still bounce when I unfortunately fall off but that is one of the reasons I stopped MTB'ing, leave that to the young team.

Anyway, thanks for your thoughts, it always good when someone reaches out to try and connect

No problem, anytime at all.

[Don Fonte]

42 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said:

Reminds me of a time when I was about 12 and we thought it hilarious to call QVC and ask for a Double Ended Black Mamba Dildo. One particular telephone operator was a Scouse gentleman and when we called him he went mental at us and told us 'I hope you get cancer of the womb' in a thick scouse accent. 

That insult has always stuck with me. Love it. 

Anyway. Carry on. 

Was it your mum's birthday soon?

[manboobs109]

13 hours ago, Poodler said:

Can’t imagine Moobs paying for a hooker. A man of strangely intact morals 

I did once. Got a blow job in a sauna. 25 year ago now. 

I worry that they might be trafficked or something. 

I'd like to get a happy ending massage but I worry they'd do it a bit too hard and I'd end up wanking myself anyway.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

I did once. Got a blow job in a sauna. 25 year ago now. 

I worry that they might be trafficked or something. 

I'd like to get a happy ending massage but I worry they'd do it a bit too hard and I'd end up wanking myself anyway.

 

Turkish sauna?

[manboobs109]

14 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Turkish sauna?

I had a slightly gay experience on a Turkish boat once Brizo. 

[BrianFaePerth]

6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I had a slightly gay experience on a Turkish boat once Brizo. 

And given you liked it, you went to a sauna. Eh see why your wife turfed you out 

[styrofoamplates]

2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Was it your mum's birthday soon?

No. It was your dad's. Like father, like son. 

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

And given you liked it, you went to a sauna. Eh see why your wife turfed you out 

Rapier wit there as usual Brizo.

[reekie_dock]

Size 32” trousers get it round you ya fat mess

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[milne_afc]

32 😂 

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[dervish]

Milne you're always going for the jucular chillout min have some white wine on them cornflakes. Helps me chill oot.

Used book (love a used book got some on artic data which were expensive as shit, for used books like, I like the pictures...) on poetry 'WORKSOF CHARLES OF CHALES STUART CALVERLEY' £8 trying to understand Ode to Tobacco just words to me so far but it's on a blue plaque so it's me that needs the work. I get bits but dinna smoke maybe I'll need to start.

[milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, dervish said:

Milne you're always going for the jucular chillout min have some white wine on them cornflakes. Helps me chill oot

Christ min. I was responding to something directed specifically at me where I was called a “fat mess”. Get a grip and move on. You had a tough night, accept it and move on. I don’t hold grudges bro.