Coronavirus

[Don Fonte]

28 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

If it's enforced by the pigs it's a government restriction 

Deal.

[Don Fonte]

20 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

About the only thing I’m in a state to achieve.

 

Fucking cunt of a hangover. 

Drink through it. My plan for tomorrow already.

[Redforever86]

6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Drink through it. My plan for tomorrow already.

That’s what I done Saturday and for a bit on Sunday morning after a wee accidental nap.

Too old for this shit. 

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

That’s what I done Saturday and for a bit on Sunday morning after a wee accidental nap.

Too old for this shit. 

Couple of wanks and a chinese it is.

[Fridge]

Just bumped into someone that owns a bar (not my local) and HSC were saying as longs as he serves a scotch egg you can booze. FfS.

[daytripping]

Minus 13 people in Aberdeen yesterday, the SNP calculator appears to have broken down. Incompetent in the extreme.

[manboobs109]

45 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

I just don’t see why that would be the case. If they have majority of people vaccinated by Easter then it’s all gravy. 

1. Nobody's got a clue if the vaccines protect old cunts yet

2. Even if it does cunts will still be pegging it

Sturgeon is enjoying all this and there is a sizable minority of cunts in Scotland secretly(some less secretly) enjoying it too. There is no way there will he any political pressure on her to roll back all this so expect pubs and football to keep getting it tight for a couple of years yet. 

[Joe pike]

Sturgeon giving her SNP speech.

Trying to buy votes by giving away money all over the place.

£500 to all nhs staff as a gift on top of any pay rises.

£5k to every employer who takes on an apprentice up to age 24 but if they are ethnic or disabled up to 29.

£100 to every family getting free school meals.

£10 per week for every child up to age 16(no limit how many)

Babyboxes

Prepare for higher taxes if they get Independence.

[Don Fonte]

28 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Just bumped into someone that owns a bar (not my local) and HSC were saying as longs as he serves a scotch egg you can booze. FfS.

Good effort Fridgestini. Cheers for clearing that up.

[Henry]

29 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Just bumped into someone that owns a bar (not my local) and HSC were saying as longs as he serves a scotch egg you can booze. FfS.

Specifically scotch eggs, or would any savoury snack do?

Vegan bars would need a vegan scotch egg equivalent.

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, Henry said:

Specifically scotch eggs, or would any savoury snack do?

Vegan bars would need a vegan scotch egg equivalent.

Party sausage rolls are acceptable but mini sausages are not deemed sufficient enough.

[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

 

Sturgeon is enjoying all this 

? 

[Simply Red]

33 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Just bumped into someone that owns a bar (not my local) and HSC were saying as longs as he serves a scotch egg you can booze. FfS.

[Fridge]

And just clarify from my girls school. How the fuck do you quarantine Christmas cards?

 

This year you might like to take a break from this tradition or take part in another way of sharing greetings with the girls. I know that class teachers are working on a number of ideas and will be sharing these with the girls via their google classrooms. If you would like to continue with the tradition of Christmas cards then we would ask that the girls bring them into school by Friday 11 December. The cards will be placed in a special box in each classroom and then be handed out, after a suitable quarantined time on Monday 14 December. The cards can then be taken home to share with you and displayed in your home.

[Zeus]

Level 3 incoming 

[maryhilldon]

21 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

 

£5k to every employer who takes on an apprentice up to age 24 but if they are ethnic or disabled up to 29.

 

Fucks that all about?  Why are ethnics getting preferential treatment? 

[manboobs109]

Every bairn get free school meal up to p3 so does that mean everycunt will get £100 if they have a p1 to p3 sprog? 

[Howard Marks]

24 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Level 3 incoming 

It's the fucking hockey cokey. Open/close/open/close/open/close.

[Howard Marks]

Shake it all about. 

[Zeus]

Just now, Howard Marks said:

It's the fucking hockey cokey. Open/close/open/close/open/close.

Just claiming it was isolated outbreaks at factories etc the other day. ?‍♂️

 

Probably leitchs idea 

 

[Joe pike]

47 minutes ago, Fridge said:

And just clarify from my girls school. How the fuck do you quarantine Christmas cards?

 

This year you might like to take a break from this tradition or take part in another way of sharing greetings with the girls. I know that class teachers are working on a number of ideas and will be sharing these with the girls via their google classrooms. If you would like to continue with the tradition of Christmas cards then we would ask that the girls bring them into school by Friday 11 December. The cards will be placed in a special box in each classroom and then be handed out, after a suitable quarantined time on Monday 14 December. The cards can then be taken home to share with you and displayed in your home.

They have also said no presents or gift vouchers are allowed to be given to the teacher.

But the kids can take in a £1 coin for children in need.

The £1 coins will have to go into quarantine for 3 days.

[Joe pike]

49 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Fucks that all about?  Why are ethnics getting preferential treatment? 

I suppose it might be the same reason Krankie wants unlimited immigration.

[For Fecks Sake]

Aberdeen city council saying Aberdeen could be placed into Tier 3 tomorrow - Scottish Govt say no decision has been made as yet.

Would be a nightmare for the city (and shire if included) just before Christmas.

[manboobs109]

4 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Aberdeen city council saying Aberdeen could be placed into Tier 3 tomorrow - Scottish Govt say no decision has been made as yet.

Would be a nightmare for the city (and shire if included) just before Christmas.

What decision needs to be made? They've published criteria of Aberdeen meets them it goes into level 3 surely? In saying that Fife has never been in any of the levels for level 3 and we've been in it for weeks.

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Good effort Fridgestini. Cheers for clearing that up.

He's wrong like 

[Joe pike]

5 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Aberdeen city council saying Aberdeen could be placed into Tier 3 tomorrow - Scottish Govt say no decision has been made as yet.

Would be a nightmare for the city (and shire if included) just before Christmas.

Absolutely no need for a change.

There was a spike to 122 on the 25th Nov due to Macintosh meat plant ?

That investigation is now complete with 87 being the final Figure.

Think there was 30 at Woodend hospital as well.

So why are they picking on bars and restaurants?

If we go to level 3 it's purely vindictive by Sturgeon after she fucked about with Glasgow for 2 months.

 

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Poodler said:

He's wrong like 

Indeed.

[DD1903]

11 minutes ago, Poodler said:

He's wrong like 

More likely he read this story and decided to be dramatic on here

Covid-19: Drinkers in tier two 'could order Scotch egg' as substantial meal https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55129828

 

[Geoff_Tipps]

3 hours ago, Joe pike said:

Home and dry manboobs

Sturgeon will never give up her powers that easy.

Glad to hear you have confidence SNP will be in power following May's election. The independence juggernaut gathers momentum. Superb.

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Free fanny pads for the ladies too.  @Don Fonte

Terrific leader she be.

They'll have a statue of her some place some day. 

Nice. Can dish them out on the way round.