Bluto10 Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 Big beard, big belly, hell raising ladies man.Big vox Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 3, 2018 Share Posted July 3, 2018 ParmesanpipesHemmin Parmagina reggiana Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 I dinna get this one anytime it comes up. Might have been somebody else's stagger in Newcastle that I missed. Mine involved Mouse inviting a jockey dialt on ectos into the room and Frankie morphing into grotbags when he got dialt.Was you not at bakers Stagger ?? The The two crack head hookers in the hotel room sucking the hot boaby Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 It was back in the mid 90's. I was rocking the Stevie May look. You're more Theresa May than Stevie May now Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Was you not at bakers Stagger ?? The The two crack head hookers in the hotel room sucking the hot boabyWhat did it taste like? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Was you not at bakers Stagger ?? The The two crack head hookers in the hotel room sucking the hot boaby No. Never heard the proper story either. Just the "Oh it feels so good" chat. WhatsApp or PM the tale please. Link to comment
Pash Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 ...or Reekie could pop over to Deviant's Corner... Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 I kissed the ugliest woman in my back catalogue in Newcastle luckily it was too early in the evening to consider fucking her.She had half mast leggings and long sharp winkle pickers on, but who was I to shatter her dreams.Drunkest city in the UK by a long shot.Looks like she's doing fine Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Tickets to the Circus in Inverurie on Sunday. Probably wads of candy floss on the day. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Tickets to the Circus in Inverurie on Sunday. Probably wads of candy floss on the day.You should be in the circus Link to comment
Ke1t Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 Tickets to the Circus in Inverurie on Sunday. Probably wads of candy floss on the day. There are still circuses? Surely to fuck they've been replaced by an app by now? ...Just checked and they have. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Chinese State Circus was pretty impressive Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 My experiences of circuses or circi. Went aged 3 and was terrified.Went aged 9 and a horse had a massive hard on which all the adults were pishing themselves laughing at. Was weird.Went as a teenager and was bored.Took both my boys both aged under 5 at the time and they were terrified .I was just relieved there was no horse cock on display . Not a fan of the circus at all.Was you relieved Incase someone noticed that you had a hard on also ? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Horses have got cracking big cocks, never seen a bull's cock but I'd imagine they'd be pretty fucking impressive Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 6, 2018 Share Posted July 6, 2018 Animals at the circus is just cruel. Have none of you seen Dumbo ffs. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 The horse would only have a tiny penis though.No, it was black Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 7, 2018 Share Posted July 7, 2018 Klattermusen Down Sweater. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Klattermusen Down Sweater.Edit: tak I back tae the shoap fir the love eh god Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Edit: tak I back tae the shoap fir the love eh godFuck yi on aboot min? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 New Balance 247 white trainersKarhu fusion 2.0 trainers green/whiteIm needing a new pair of white NBs. Anyway, new adaptor for my hose after my one cracked. Whilst in b and q, Mrs deff hjacked and added a tin of paint and spent this afternoon painting our bedroom. £1700 payment to the wedding venue. Thats 75% of projected total paid. 3 months til the big day so no doubt millions more bills to pay in the coming weeks. Shite. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Seriously I recommend the 247s, they are so light and comfy on the feet. Nothing worse than a cracked hose. Sure it'll be a good day min. Worth it. I need to get myself a kilt sorted soon.Was supposed to drop your invite off on my way over to Banchory on Thursday but forgot it. Sitting on my unit all ready to go. Might bite the bullet and stick a stamp on it. Got removed from stagger WhatsApp the day. Nae happy. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 I'm away tomorrow again so you've time either way. Nae fear, know the date anyways. Ha yup I'm well aware and I'll be accepting no responsibility :-).Wankers. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 Couple of matching rucksacks for when the twins arrive..... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 8, 2018 Share Posted July 8, 2018 ^^best send them back, they spelt wanker wrong Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 ^^best send them back, they spelt wanker wrongBRIANFAEPERTH didn’t fit....prick Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Bought myself a couple of cooling towels, to try and ease the throb of my tumour ridden head. Very soothing.Do you actually have a tumour or are you just being bent? Link to comment
dave_min Posted July 11, 2018 Share Posted July 11, 2018 Probably and hopefully bent son - but Ive made it a lifelong point of avoiding doctors, because I dont like causing cunts any hassle. So root causes of bad afflictions are completely alien to me. Ride it out - thats my motto. I dont recommend this btw any impressionable young uns amongst us. In fact @@Poodler - am I just a whinging time wasting paranoid old cunt?Have you tried praying? Link to comment
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