Films

[manboobs109]

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs - Coen Brothers short films, all westerns. Good shit, excellent viewing when stoned. No tits. 8/10

[Guest milne_afc]

Went to see Bohemian Rhapsody last night with the missus. We thought it was fantastic. Could have been longer like but still brilliant. Great casting

Just been to see it. Glad there was no semen scenes, he must have been caked in the stuff at times.

Close ups of the crowd and the needless singing along in the pub scene, both during the Live Aid performance, the only negatives.

 

Would watch again.

[The Boofon]

Just been to see it. Glad there was no semen scenes, he must have been caked in the stuff at times.

Close ups of the crowd and the needless singing along in the pub scene, both during the Live Aid performance, the only negatives.

 

Would watch again.

Jesus.

[tiktak]

Hell Fest

 

Cheap horror, dubious start but was ok eventually and built the suspense fairly well in a Know What You Did Last Summer kinda way. Even liked the ending which suggests a sequel is highly likely.

[HairyPie]

Harry Potter - the boy wizard type.

 

Magic, 10/10.

[Poodler]

Apparently that's what Don't Stop Me Now is about; Freddies experience during an orgy with umpteen rent boys put to lyrics.

 

He was having a ball it seems.

I've witnessed gay sex before. I was in bed with the woman who received the Derek voice clips and we awoke to the scene of a married Turkish man shagging my pal right up the arse about 4 feet away.

 

I should've written a song.

[HairyPie]

ooft

[manboobs109]

Derek voice clips?

[RAZOR]

Derek voice clips?

 

We're strangers but we ken one inither.

[The Boofon]

The shark thing with Jason Stratham. Meg I think it’s called.

 

Alright but he’s no Chief Brody.

 

6/10

[manboobs109]

We're strangers but we ken one inither.

Ah got you. Didn't know his name was Derek.

[mcdougall(4)]

Your pal consented.. Right?

Do you ever stop trolling for arse

[seann coirthe]

The Girl in the Spiders Web,  

 

A bit of a Scandic Jason Bourne...an all right watch and easy on the eye but despite umpteen 

 

opportunities nae Tits... a flaccid 7/10

[manboobs109]

Cass, film about a big black football hooligan,if you've seen one you've seen them all. Good few cameos, Frank Bruno, Frank McAvennie. Few tits but none of them big bizarrely. 5/10(extra point for tits)

[The Boofon]

What does that mean?

Derek is the boy who sent the WhatsApp voice clips. “We’re nae spikkin” ones

[The Boofon]

A limerick .,, coughs ahem..,

 

As young Poodley awoke from his dream,

A sight nearly caused him to scream,

'Cause into the shite,

Ploughed big Turkish Delight,

And covered his friends arse in cream.

 

[Arabian Knight]

fulci's auld classic goat a wee spruce up.. a wee skoosh eh jiff tae the camera negative n a gade wipe doon wi kitchen roll n its lookin better thin ony cunt cid imagin

[Poodler]

A limerick .,, coughs ahem..,

 

As young Poodley awoke from his dream,

A sight nearly caused him to scream,

'Cause into the shite,

Ploughed big Turkish Delight,

And covered his friends arse in cream.

A welcome return

[Poodler]

Just watched Outlaw King

 

 

It was good. Scotland is a beautiful landscape. Some great shots.

[tiktak]

The Possession Of Hannah Grace.

 

Getting savaged in the review sites but I actually thought it was decent enough. Doesn't break new ground at all and maybe steals a bit too much from other movies but again I still say it's well made and very watchable. Not many seem to agree.

[Zeus]

A star is born. Wife put it on....

 

Burst oot greeting at the end cos I'm a big soft cunt.

[The Boofon]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=kvDMlk3kSYg

[The Boofon]

Been recommended here few times so watched Calibre.

 

10 out of fucking 10

 

Both birds well hot as well.

[Zeus]

Aye it's good.

 

Toy story 2 - terrific

[The Boofon]

End was a little limp. Scored down to a 9/10.

[Arabian Knight]

goat this the day

fuckin brilliant, nae seen it in aboot 20 year.. A richt mystery. best hing russ endersons done in aw ez diys..cunt in it callt hans innaw thits richt liket the hans oan here. its fae thon beat poet era eh oan the road n aw that jazz, ye kin see aw thon recent beatnik films copy the look eh this wan. some fuckin buzz eh a film like, ya cunt ehl nae yase a typrichter agen fuck

[Poodler]

Apert feh hwen ee lifthed ih leegue cip, gid auld Cadger

[Jocky Balboa]

Been recommended here few times so watched Calibre.

 

10 out of fucking 10

 

Both birds well hot as well.

Aye, Calibre is good. I watched Would You Rather last. Not bad, but sadistic, to say the least. A poor man's Saw.

[The Boofon]

Outlaw King.

Bit slow at times but good overall.

 

7.5/10

[tiktak]

The Old Man & The Gun.

 

Was going to swerve this but Kermode said it was great so I went. Too slow for me, like driving on the motorway when it's down to one lane and everyone is in 2nd gear right to the end.