Sooper-hanz Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Heard one of the commentators go "first hat trick in a mens or womens world cup since.. " No, stop that Do not categorise them together like that Why not just bring up the homeless world cup too A proper homeless/tramp World Cup would be great. Running about hammered on strong lager, reeking of pish and no idea which way they are shooting. Red card count would be high.Commentators would be Paul McGrath and Bluto. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 You know what, it's not as shite as I'd fully expected but in reality most folk are watching it with the sole purpose of listing them in which one would get fucked first. Even the 2 out of 10 munter you dismissed early doors would end up with a backdoor combination by the end of play. I'll probably go for another look at Hope Solos asshole tonight. I like to take the image and fully zoom in, technology has its moments. I hope Hope cleans and polishes it properly. She's a bit mental... been arrested for battering relatives... so you never can tell if she keeps it in tip top shape. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 A proper homeless/tramp World Cup would be great. Running about hammered on strong lager, reeking of pish and no idea which way they are shooting. Red card count would be high.Commentators would be Paul McGrath and Bluto. I’m a respectable home owner, actually Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 You know the guy that always sits three rows in front at Pittodrie and spends the entire game shouting “get it up the park” They could have done with him in Nice. And listening to him. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 You know the guy that always sits three rows in front at Pittodrie and spends the entire game shouting “get it up the park” They could have done with him in Nice. And listening to him. That's brilliant advice, actually. Simple and effective. Leave the mechanics of how to get it up the park to the players. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 If you don't do it, sky will! +1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 You know what, it's not as shite as I'd fully expected but in reality most folk are watching it with the sole purpose of listing them in which one would get fucked first. Even the 2 out of 10 munter you dismissed early doors would end up with a backdoor combination by the end of play. I'll probably go for another look at Hope Solos asshole tonight. I like to take the image and fully zoom in, technology has its moments. Some more thoughts on Hope. NSFW btw https://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/OtherGround/The-truth-about-Hope-Solos-lady-parts:2546115-5 Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Must be the same boy that screams "OUT WIDE" when someone receives a driven pass at chest height while being tightly marked by 2 men. When it inevitably doesn't come off the "fucking shite Aberdeen" gets rolled out. That cycle repeats all season.There also is no one out wide albeit our full backs and wide players are making a cracking job of doubling up to be sure we don’t get caught on the break some 50 yards behind. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Some more thoughts on Hope. NSFW btw https://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/OtherGround/The-truth-about-Hope-Solos-lady-parts:2546115-5NSFW. http://thefappeningblog.com/hope-solo-naked-17-photos-part-1/ Link to comment
Henry Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Whose up today in the Blurt n Udders World Cup? Who are the hot favourites and who's the underdogs. Are there any controversial Castor Semenya types with 8 inch veiny clitoris's. Canada vs CameroonArgies vs the Japs Adriana Leon of West Ham & Canada likely pick of the bunch today Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 I'll be heading home early to watch the match. Mon Canada 2 2 Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 10, 2019 Author Share Posted June 10, 2019 Canada vs CameroonArgies vs the Japs Adriana Leon of West Ham & Canada likely pick of the bunch today Good lord Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Clear sexism there. Where's the token bloke? Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 NSFW. http://thefappeningblog.com/hope-solo-naked-17-photos-part-1/Photos 3 & 5 look like the Great Pit of Carkoon (Sarlaac) on Tatooine. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Photos 3 & 5 look like the Great Pit of Carkoon (Sarlaac) on Tatooine.Aye ok Sheldon. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Aye ok Sheldon.Na noo na noo Link to comment
BWG Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Photos 3 & 5 look like the Great Pit of Carkoon (Sarlaac) on Tatooine.It's definitely been fed more men than the Sarlaac pit by the looks of it. Link to comment
BWG Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Just turned it on in the office during my lunch break to see if there were any tidy birds playing, to immediately see one of them swiping at fresh air a yard from an open goal. Aaaaand back off. EDIT: She's not shite tough, just unlucky. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Just turned it on in the office during my lunch break to see if there were any tidy birds playing, to immediately see one of them swiping at fresh air a yard from an open goal. Aaaaand back off. EDIT: She's not shite tough, just unlucky.Too be fair Darren Mackie did that on a few occasions as well and he was shite! Link to comment
BWG Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Too be fair Darren Mackie did that on a few occasions as well and he was shite! Aye, don't remember him ever being considered one of the elite of his sport though. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Aye, don't remember him ever being considered one of the elite of his sport though.He was in Turriff..... Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 See FIFA have been lying about ticket sales and how many games were sold out.Also didn't realise tickets were available from €9 for Scotland v England and only 13k attended, pathetic. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 She is married to an American Football player, who without racially stereotyping looks like he'd be able to destroy any cervix he wants.Nothing to do with the size of his penis, just his incredible work ethic. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 See FIFA have been lying about ticket sales and how many games were sold out.Also didn't realise tickets were available from €9 for Scotland v England and only 13k attended, pathetic. That's cheaper than a beer in Nice as well. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 USA 13. Thailand 0 Still just the 3 points though. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 USA 13. Thailand 0 Still just the 3 points though.No easy games at international level. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 11, 2019 Author Share Posted June 11, 2019 I'd pay to watch that tbf Link to comment
OddJob Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Shooting ping pong balls out their fuds and wanking off 80 year old Germans was never going to be good preparation against one of the favourites.Ha ha very true ‘pipes Link to comment
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