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#1 OFFLINE   tup

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 10:52 AM

I'd rather be a turkey than a hun.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 10:56 AM

INNNNNNNNNN your Glasgow sleighs!
You rake through the presents for something to eat
You find a dead reindeer and think it's a treat
in your Glasgow sleighs.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 10:58 AM

Who's that flying at Pittodrie
Who's that flying through the air
Looks like Rudolph to me
With Santa and a heap of presents attached
And they won't be visiting Rangers anymore
(because they dinna exist)
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:04 AM

Ally got stuck up the chimney
Coz he's a fat cunt.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:05 AM

We hate Christmas Shopping,
Sevco are getting coal, they're cunts.
We hate Christmas Carolers.
But Santa Clause we love you.

Edited by Dynamo, 12 December 2012 - 11:05 AM.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:06 AM

Tis the season to see Dolly...

The Christmas Lights of Old Aberdeen,
Mean sweet fuck all to me,
The Christmas Lights of Old Aberdeen,
I don't really want to see.
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Ding dong, normal guy in the house!

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:12 AM

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way,
oh what fun it is to ride
your mum
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:18 AM

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Dashing through the snow in my rusty Ford Capri
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tyres.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!


Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Ford Capri.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:21 AM

Brilliant Tommy!
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:21 AM

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Ford Capri
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tyres.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!


Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Ford Capri.


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#11 OFFLINE   Dynamo

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:23 AM

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Ford Capri
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tyres.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!


Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Ford Capri.


:hysterical: genius.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:30 AM

So here it is Merry Christmas, Jonny Hayes is on a run...
Look to the future now, there's no more filthy huuuuuuuns...
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:30 AM

On the 1st day of Christmas the Dandies gave to me,
A Niall McGinn at Pittodrie

On the 2nd day of Christmas the Dandies gave to me,
Two Nial McGinns
and a Niall McGinn at Pittodrie

On the 3rd day of Christmas the Dandies gave to me,
Three Niall McGinns
Two Nial McGinns
and a Niall McGinn at Pittodrie

On the 4th day of Christmas the Dandies gave to me,
Four Niall McGinns
Three Niall McGinns
Two Nial McGinns
and a Niall McGinn at Pittodrie

On the 5th day of Christmas the Dandies gave to me,
FIVE NIALL MCGINNS!!!
Four Niall McGinns
Three Niall McGinns
Two Nial McGinns
and a Niall McGinn at Pittodrie

On the 6th day of Christmas the Dandies gave to me,
Six Niall McGinns
FIVE NIALL MCGINNS!!!
Four Niall McGinns
Three Niall McGinns
Two Nial McGinns
and a Niall McGinn at Pittodrie

On the 7th day of Christmas the Dandies gave to me,
Seven Niall McGinns
Six Niall McGinns
FIVE NIALL MCGINNS!!!
Four Niall McGinns
Three Niall McGinns
Two Nial McGinns
and a Niall McGinn at Pittodrie

On the 8th day of Christmas the Dandies gave to me,
Eight Niall McGinns
Seven Niall McGinns
Six Niall McGinns
FIVE NIALL MCGINNS!!!
Four Niall McGinns
Three Niall McGinns
Two Nial McGinns
and a Niall McGinn at Pittodrie

On the 9th day of Christmas the Dandies gave to me,
Nine Niall McGinns
Eight Niall McGinns
Seven Niall McGinns
Six Niall McGinns
FIVE NIALL MCGINNS!!!
Four Niall McGinns
Three Niall McGinns
Two Nial McGinns
and a Niall McGinn at Pittodrie

On the 10th day of Christmas the Dandies gave to me,
Ten Niall McGinns
Nine Niall McGinns
Eight Niall McGinns
Seven Niall McGinns
Six Niall McGinns
FIVE NIALL MCGINNS!!!
Four Niall McGinns
Three Niall McGinns
Two Nial McGinns
and a Niall McGinn at Pittodrie

On the 11th day of Christmas the Dandies gave to me,
Eleven Niall McGinns
Ten Niall McGinns
Nine Niall McGinns
Eight Niall McGinns
Seven Niall McGinns
Six Niall McGinns
FIVE NIALL MCGINNS!!!
Four Niall McGinns
Three Niall McGinns
Two Nial McGinns
and a Niall McGinn at Pittodrie

On the 12th day of Christmas the Dandies gave to me,
Twelve Niall McGinns
Eleven Niall McGinns
Ten Niall McGinns
Nine Niall McGinns
Eight Niall McGinns
Seven Niall McGinns
Six Niall McGinns
FIVE NIALL MCGINNS!!!
Four Niall McGinns
Three Niall McGinns
Two Nial McGinns
and a Niall McGinn at Pittodrie
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They’ll slip into liquidation within the next couple of weeks with a new company emerging but 140 years of history, triumph and tears, will have ended.

No matter how Charles Green attempts to dress it up, a newco equals a new club. When the CVA was thrown out Rangers as we know them died. They were closed and a newco must start from scratch.

 

Never let the bastards forget it

http://www.afc.co.uk...2212158_2821864


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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:31 AM

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Ford Capri
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tyres.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!


Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh, what fun it is to drive this rusty Ford Capri.


Amazing :laughing:
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They’ll slip into liquidation within the next couple of weeks with a new company emerging but 140 years of history, triumph and tears, will have ended.

No matter how Charles Green attempts to dress it up, a newco equals a new club. When the CVA was thrown out Rangers as we know them died. They were closed and a newco must start from scratch.

 

Never let the bastards forget it

http://www.afc.co.uk...2212158_2821864


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Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:12 PM

Last weekend
We gave in to Hearts
The very next day
We threw it away
This week
They saved us from tears
By tanning Motherwell something rotten
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:26 PM

It's McGinning to look a lot like Christmas!
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:32 PM

Just for Tup.

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the pool night?"

With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday, they drag me away?
Iím happily addicted to the Web

I'm happily addicted to the Web!
Happ-ily, ad-dict-ed to the Web!!!
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 12:38 PM

That's ridiculous.


Oh little town of Elgin
How still we see thee lie
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The silent huns go by
Yet in thy dark streets shineth
The everlasting light
The squeebs they set off in the Travelodge
Make everyone go 'shite!'
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:15 PM

When the SPL man brings the vote
Well he just might like to know
He's put a great big smile, on most of Scotland's face
If you jump into your bed
Quickly cover up your head
Don't you lock the doors
You know that sweet justice is on the way

Well I wish it could be the day the huns ceased to exist every day
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oh, I wish it could be curtains for the huns every day
Let the bells ring out for the death of the hun bastards
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:21 PM

superb Tommy
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:24 PM

superb Tommy


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I'm certainly not addicted to the internet.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:29 PM

'Feed the Weegies' is a Christmas favourite of mine.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:31 PM

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I'm certainly not addicted to the internet.


just afc chat.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:33 PM

just afc chat.


Not that either.

As you will see, my input is sporadic.

This place lights up like a Christmas tree when I'm around though.

It's as dull as ditchwater when I'm not.

I'm expecting my Christmas Bonus cheque in the post shortly.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:35 PM

Not that either.

As you will see, my input is sporadic.

This place lights up like a Christmas tree when I'm around though.

It's as dull as ditchwater when I'm not.

I'm expecting my Christmas Bonus cheque in the post shortly.


youll be getting fcuk all you bald waste of space.
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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:50 PM

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I'm certainly not addicted to the internet.


I was referring to his capri christmas carol
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 01:50 PM

I was referring to his capri christmas carol


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Posted 12 December 2012 - 03:25 PM

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I'm certainly not addicted to the internet.


It's always about you isn't it Mario.
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 03:27 PM

It's always about you isn't it Mario.


I don't know that one, what tune does it go to?
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Posted 12 December 2012 - 03:31 PM

I don't know that one, what tune does it go to?


Usually a high pitched whine.
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"So RTYD, tell me again. There used to be a club called Rangers and they played in Govan?""Correct""What were they like?""Leeches who cheated their way to titles.""Oh, a bit like Celtic then."




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