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Was beginning to think the same way, but perseverence is the key. Have made this recipe previously, but following it verbatim it was absolutely inedible. Hotter than a fucking nuclear reactor. A tweak here and there and Bob's your Uncle Bob. Doubler... but I'll just leave it as is.

Was beginning to think the same way, but perseverence is the key. Have made this recipe previously, but following it verbatim it was absolutely inedible. Hotter than a fucking nuclear reactor. A tweak here and there and Bob's your Uncle Bob.

FINALLY found a proper recipe for Chicken Tikka Masala. Tried about 20 recipes over the years, none of them tasted a bit like CTM, and the restaurants here have a version that's even less like CTM than the shite I made. This is about 90% accurate, i'd say. Fairly involved process, but bottom line is no minimum wage Indian with a grudge against whitey has jizzed in the pot, and that's probably where that missing 10% comes from.

Not really a celebrity, but if you played with toy soldiers or put together an Airfix model as a kid, you almost certainly saw the artwork of Roy Cross on the box. Deid at 100.

McInnes did seem to go through a period where he favoured tall, blonde strikers. Possibly a fetish.

That is uncanny. Literally had a dream about him maybe a week ago. Couldn't remember his name and kept coming up with Joe Pasquale. It's not much of a Pasquinelli story, but its all I've got.

Seemed to be a lot of white trousers and Pringle sweaters worn over the shoulders, and too many sports jackets for a serious band. The other lad, Mick Talbot, was weird looking to be honest. Face looked like it was assembled with bits from other faces. He also looked a good bit older than Weller. Thought he might have been Weller's dad or an uncle. Seemed to appear out of nowhere, whereas Weller had beed lead singer for one of Britain's greatest bands. Who was this guy with his terrible hair and a nose that got nowhere near his mouth? Always had a problem with their percussion section, inna. I think the drummer and occassional tambourinist (GBN) were definitely speds. If we're being honest, Walls Come Tumbling Down was a cracker, though. Credit where it's due.

I agree with the notion of calling the cops and letting them deal with it, rather than confronting some intruder and one of you ending up a bloody corpse on the floor. You either get battered, potentially killed, or you batter and potentially kill the intruder, and then you have to deal with cops who are only too happy to get an arrest if you've bludgeoned some jakie to death. The reality is different, though. You think you hear someone in your house and you're probably going to get seriously pissed off and want to batter them over the heid. And before you know it you're running downstairs, cock flopping out of your jammies, wielding a sock full of pool balls, and ready to launch yourself at the cheeky bastard in your hoose.

Second retirement. First was around 2010.

Dangerously low body fat, coupled with a technique that involved a death grip and smashing down on your little fireman repeatedly and enthusiasticaly for a prolonged period of time. You weren't so much a sexual partner as the victim of a particulary violent assault on your lower torso. It was great.

Massive bruises on my pelvis that lasted about 4 weeks.

How's he looking? Put on some beef?

If she did then I still banged her after two of our star players, so that's contact of a sort. If she didn't then I can claim actual, physical sexual contact... sort of... with two of our star players, but in a no-homo sort of a way, clearly. It's a win win.

Haven't been impressed by them at all, though obviously only seen them in games against us and highlights of other games. Kudos to them for third, but IF we get our shit together next season under Thelin they should be emminently beatable at their current level.

I banged a stripper who had just returned from being shagged by two of Aberdeen's star players, both of whom were married I should add. Their names will also remain a secret, though at this point I'm sure it doesn't matter.