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#511 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 04 February 2015 - 05:44 AM

 

No doubt worried about her pension.

 

 

+1

 

The guy in your background pictures will be relieved to have a few months off now Scotty. No trophy to guard until after we win the league this season.


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Posted 04 February 2015 - 07:16 AM

Finally plucked up the mental strength to surface on this thread.

Now that I'm here, canna think of fuck all to say that hasn't been said.

Have nae brought mysel' to watch the highlights yet, but have seen Rooney's goal and there was fuck all wrang wi' it.

Have also seen their off side second, and fuck knows what Brown was flapping aboot at. Seemed a funny spring the ba' like.

We had plenty chances to do it.

Makes it so much more of a pisser than when you've played shite and been deservedly binned.

McInnes needed to get Pawlett and Goodwillie of that pitc and change thins wi' about 20 to go.

They were both fucking woeful. in fact Goodwillies performance was as bad as I've seen in a red shirt by any cunt for fucking ages.

Total cunt of a day only moderately redeemed by an almighty 18 hour session and instant continuation of session when wakened on Sunday.

 

Our support really need to improve their lighter throwing, got a nice wee cut on my forehead from a misplaced lighter yesterday.

 

Coca Cola throwing as well. Unless they meant to hit me.

FS, that stuff disnae come aff easy.

 

 

Ah yes I remember, that was Clockwork, their loss obviously.

 

Likewise my friend. :thumbup1:

 

Clockwork was marvellous. Was in there bang on 11, and I suppose the good thing about it was they didnae let abody in.

Also had shitloads of staff and an excellent selection of beers...service was instant.


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Posted 04 February 2015 - 03:20 PM

Starting from the left.
 
Yes, YES, No.
 Ha ha must agree.
Would just go back to lefty rather than moving onto mrs right.
Still game isa is on the money.
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Posted 04 February 2015 - 03:22 PM

Just noticed a tongue piercing on no2. Fecking love them. Obviously means she loves giving bjs absolutely no other reason for getting one
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Posted 04 February 2015 - 03:35 PM

the one in the middle is dirt.......... right up the shiter , easy


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Posted 04 February 2015 - 05:32 PM

Starting from the left.
 
Yes, YES, No.
 
JS55781769.jpg


I'd never judge anyone by the scarf they're wearing.
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Posted 04 February 2015 - 05:45 PM

If she worked in my office she have had about 100 different scenarios all involving cocks imposed on that photo.

Alien style out the chest.

1 in each hand.

Isa's going right in her mouth.

Isa herself just by the shape of her hat would be turned into a huge bobby, probably ejecting spunk into middles mouth.

Well I say 100, maybe give up after 10.
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Posted 04 February 2015 - 05:50 PM

If she worked in my office she have had about 100 different scenarios all involving cocks imposed on that photo.

Alien style out the chest.

1 in each hand.

Isa's going right in her mouth.

Isa herself just by the shape of her hat would be turned into a huge bobby, probably ejecting spunk into middles mouth.

Well I say 100, maybe give up after 10.

 

You get easily bored, don't you?


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Posted 04 February 2015 - 05:54 PM

I just think cheap cock gags are the height of humour.

With extra Jizz splash to really split the sides.

I was brought up using afternoon Tea Break to heavily cock deface the daily papers.
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Posted 04 February 2015 - 07:05 PM

I just think cheap cock gags are the height of humour.

With extra Jizz splash to really split the sides.

I was brought up using afternoon Tea Break to heavily cock deface the daily papers.

 

I'd throw nazi signs on the foreheads, and joints hanging out their mouths too.


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Posted 04 February 2015 - 07:16 PM

I just think cheap cock gags are the height of humour.

With extra Jizz splash to really split the sides.

I was brought up using afternoon Tea Break to heavily cock deface the daily papers.

 

Or the height of modern 'art'

 

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Posted 04 February 2015 - 07:40 PM

I'd throw nazi signs on the foreheads, and joints hanging out their mouths too.


With a couple of blacked out teeth to complete the set.

I feel a new number one thread might be about to get started.
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Posted 04 February 2015 - 07:44 PM

With a couple of blacked out teeth to complete the set.

I feel a new number one thread might be about to get started.

 

 

Yessss - fuck, good one. Felt like I'd missed summat.


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Posted 04 February 2015 - 07:54 PM

 

 

Yessss - fuck, good one. Felt like I'd missed summat.

 

And - fucking eyepatch and hoop earring! All coming flooding back.


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#525 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 01:14 AM

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 07:16 AM

With a couple of blacked out teeth to complete the set.

I feel a new number one thread might be about to get started.

 

 

I concur, A thread about drawing massive cocks on any available newspaper or magazine will easily topple the Poodlers shit thread.........

 

I am also accustomed to drawing a set oh specs and nice curly tash aswell


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Posted 05 February 2015 - 08:53 AM

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Posted 06 February 2015 - 03:20 PM

Maybe been mentioned already but just read todays P&J and became aware that Clark Robertson came on as a sub last week, news to me, dinnae remember that and I was not that pished.

Who did he come on for and when ?


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Posted 06 February 2015 - 03:27 PM

Disappointed no one has posted "That's my wife, my daughter and her friend…" and just left it there...


Edited by dj_bollocks, 06 February 2015 - 03:45 PM.

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Posted 06 February 2015 - 03:37 PM

Maybe been mentioned already but just read todays P&J and became aware that Clark Robertson came on as a sub last week, news to me, dinnae remember that and I was not that pished.

Who did he come on for and when ?

He didn't. Smith for Pawlett was the only change.


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Posted 06 February 2015 - 03:41 PM

Maybe been mentioned already but just read todays P&J and became aware that Clark Robertson came on as a sub last week, news to me, dinnae remember that and I was not that pished.

Who did he come on for and when ?

Quite possible some boy Gary McDonald played for us for years and I can't remember even seeing him.


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Posted 06 February 2015 - 06:36 PM

Quite possible some boy Gary McDonald played for us for years and I can't remember even seeing him.


You don't remember the bounce after his screamer away to Raith Rovers.
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 06:41 PM

You don't remember the bounce after his screamer away to Raith Rovers.


Haha. Everyone celebrated then instantly started booing at full time

Great times
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 08:15 PM

Was the atmosphere quite flat?
 
I don't remember a lot of singing... once again I couldn't tell you. We could have been out of this world with singing, but in my head I felt it was quite flat.


It was shite
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Posted 06 February 2015 - 10:52 PM

Haha. Everyone celebrated then instantly started booing at full time
Great times


The boos when Kerr got taken off instead of MacDonald were quite amusing a few minutes later.
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