Studebaker-90 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Nit picking process freaks at work I’m all for doing something properly however some of the shit that goes on at my work is unreal. People not signing things off because somebody used square brackets in a document instead of round ones was the latest. Boils my piss. Pedantry to the point of being disruptive. Just keep things moving woman. Link to comment
BWG Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Nit picking process freaks at work I’m all for doing something properly however some of the shit that goes on at my work is unreal. People not signing things off because somebody used square brackets in a document instead of round ones was the latest. Boils my piss. Pedantry to the point of being disruptive. Just keep things moving woman. Just people justifying their shit jobs. The fuck sort of job title is "process owner" anyway. Gypes. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted July 3, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted July 3, 2019 Players applauding and thumbing up a terribly overhit pass that sails straight out of play. Try that shit in a game of sidies when you're 12 and you are in for the most vicious abuse possible. Bugs my happiness.Ha ha - that's bugged me for years. Winger runs for 40 yards with nae chance of getting the ball because some bozo like Gash Taylor has blootered the thing into the South Stand yet said winger still gives the thumbs up. Fucking load of wank. The blootee should be giving the blooterer a fucking shitload of dogs abuse with threats of a kick to the chugs if he does that again. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 You see I’m old school. I’d like to see a Scott Wright or Chris Maguire type not bust their ass to get on the end of a Jim Bett pass down the wing. Turn and give him a thumbs up and you’d be fucking dared not to be there the next time. And Jim was a quiet lad too! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I used to go mental on greedy cunts who wouldn’t pass I only shot when I knew I’d scoreAye ok cristiano Link to comment
HairyPie Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Wifies who work in non wifie jobs. Fuck off and get the housework done. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Wifies who work in non wifie jobs. Fuck off and get the housework done.Lassies at yir work in boiler suits totally ruining the bantz dynamic, and being physically useless into the bargain. Get hame, get the fucking tea on, and stop playing silly beggars. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 The new bird tramp stamp - the dream catcher between the tits Boring Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Just people justifying their shit jobs. The fuck sort of job title is "process owner" anyway. Gypes.The guardians of red tape and bureaucracy (Harry potter and) Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 The new bird tramp stamp - the dream catcher between the tits BoringThought it wis a target. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 The BBC trying to be cool and use/promote slang. You are here to serve the general public just use plain English you fuds. Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 When your at some sort of social gathering you dinna really want to be at and folk you dinna really know ask "so what is it you do for a living" Zzzzzzz Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I usually open with Do you use afc chat Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 May of said that a few times while blazing tbh Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Which hatter would you most want to bump in to at an awkward social event? New thread? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 When your at some sort of social gathering you dinna really want to be at and folk you dinna really know ask "so what is it you do for a living" ZzzzzzzFucking loathe that question. My job is so boring it bores me to talk about it so my response is pretty much just that. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Just say 'bit o this, bit o that' Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I'm a friend first, a boss second, probably an entertainer third. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I'm a friend first, a boss second, probably an entertainer third.Cleese Milligan Everett. Sessions. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Which hatter would you most want to bump in to at an awkward social event? New thread?Bluto. Elusive. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Work showers that pump water straight from the arctic circle for you to wash in. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Have I just gobbled a juicy worm.There’s a statement many rarely hear from women. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Articles in the tabloids about love Island. It's a tv show Do they do the same articles about 'friends' etc? Link to comment
BWG Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Articles in the tabloids about love Island. It's a tv show Do they do the same articles about 'friends' etc? That TV show is like crack for basic bitches. They can't get enough of it. 1 Link to comment
HairyPie Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Chicken Maryland was the classic. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Indians and Chinese restaurants offering a European menu of chicken nuggets or an omelette. Who the fuck orders that shit.There was a picture of a former Dons youth the other day who I'm told is partial to a chicken maryland from the chinker. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Indians and Chinese restaurants offering a European menu of chicken nuggets or an omelette.Who the fuck orders that shit.White people working in chinkies and Indians. Wtf is that about. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 White people working in chinkies and Indians. Wtf is that about.walked into a chinkies and seen a white guy in the back cooking. U-turn. Not interested in white folk cooking in such establishments. Link to comment
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