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#91 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 14 February 2020 - 08:35 PM

Poods will be even more in the huff. Greeting away in Mobs empty flat.


Fully bloody furnished, ye floppy haired fat cunt (no TV as I chucked it in the bin with Milne when the paki tenants got wide)
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Posted 14 February 2020 - 09:23 PM

Fully bloody furnished, ye floppy haired fat cunt (no TV as I chucked it in the bin with Milne when the paki tenants got wide)

 

Quite enjoy a bottle of Cobra.


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Posted 14 February 2020 - 09:48 PM

That's even worse. I'd imagine your stuff would have a lot of traces of bodily fluids. Even more now that that daft wee cunt is spunking all over it. It'll be like a fully furnished petri dish.
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Posted 14 February 2020 - 09:53 PM

Imagine the state of the bathmat

Hoo mama
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Posted 14 February 2020 - 10:21 PM

I was saying, I'll be going for the full set tonight.  

 

Not going to forewarn the wife, of course. 

 

Nothing shuts down the hat-trick like telling her to defend her anus ahead of time. 

 

Just go in with a plan and stick to it. 

 

Always have a handy bottle of handcream or other lubricating substance a handy distance from the action, say the edge of your nightstand/bedside drawers. 


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Posted 14 February 2020 - 11:48 PM

The wife just reappeared after a week in Denver.

I shall celebrate the romance and dignity of Valentines Day by smashing her in a minimum of two holes.

Might even go for the hat-trick, but you have to be careful of the order you go in, obvs.


Ass-mouth-fanny is the order.

Arse first, mouth to clean it off, fanny to spunk up in the hope of getting an abortion to celebrate.
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Posted 14 February 2020 - 11:47 PM

Ass-mouth-fanny is the order.

Arse first, mouth to clean it off, fanny to spunk up in the hope of getting an abortion to celebrate.


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Posted 14 February 2020 - 11:56 PM

Claimed


You dont mean that.
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Posted 15 February 2020 - 12:05 AM

You dont mean that.


I do. Let's fuck.

Edited by manboobs109, 15 February 2020 - 12:05 AM.

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Posted 15 February 2020 - 12:06 AM

I do. Let's fuck.


No thank you. My sole purpose of fucking is to get birds pregnant and force abortion on them.
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Posted 15 February 2020 - 12:09 AM

No thank you. My sole purpose of fucking is to get birds pregnant and force abortion on them.


I'll force it on you. I'll abort your bum with my big meaty bum aborter.
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Posted 15 February 2020 - 12:49 AM

I'll force it on you. I'll abort your bum with my big meaty bum aborter.


Crikey. Put down the drink Moobzoid. Now we see how you and @Dad get on so well.
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Posted 15 February 2020 - 03:12 AM

We’re in Yorkshire Don,saving money comes before everything else here.


Is YorkshireDon a relative?
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Posted 15 February 2020 - 05:05 AM

I'll force it on you. I'll abort your bum with my big meaty bum aborter.


Set aside an oz of your stuff son :cool:
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Posted 15 February 2020 - 06:07 AM

Indeed, a very strange remark. Weird fucker.
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Posted 15 February 2020 - 12:56 PM

big assed black girls


They make the rocking world go round

Edited by Henry, 15 February 2020 - 12:57 PM.

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Posted 15 February 2020 - 01:09 PM

Is YorkshireDon a relative?


My identical twin-good looking cunt he is.
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