Pet Hates

[Torry Tosser]

There is this one fat shit at my work that always walks past my desk on her way to the kitchen, shaking the ground like a stampede of buffalo in her wake. The tremors are that severe they shake my screen. Really gets my goat.

Fits your Goats name,Billy?

[maryhilldon]

Tap fags off the cunts. Get something back. Guaranteed the black one has a coupla cartons of Lambert & Butler (ha..butler!!) for his spliffs in his buggy.

I used to smoke Royals, that still a brand?

[Poodler]

Surely not?

In healthcare you're on limited time as a worker. You have to prioritise who needs your attention most.

 

These arseholes will tell you they've a painscore of 10/10, you'll go to get strong painkillers out the cupboard and come back and they've gone out for a fag.

 

Excruciating pain indeed.

 

Complete idiots. Always minks too. With 2L bottles of coke at their bedside etc.

 

Fizzy juice - minks.

[Studebaker-90]

Goats aside I’m getting the impression I should hit her

[manboobs109]

I used to smoke Royals, that still a brand?

Are they the ones you got 24 of?

[manboobs109]

I used to do alright out the focus points as a young stoner. Got some cool stuff.

[BWG]

Hud on has Parkies standing on here fallen so much that he's now considered on par with a hun?

[Simply Red]

Are they the ones you got 24 of?

sketchy memories of vendor machine packs with 16 in them (regals) or superkings had 17 

would run into the local hotel as kids and quickly buy our tabs before anyone clocked us

[manboobs109]

Aye you always got fucked at the machines. I'm sure in the shops you got 24 in a pack. A mate of mine smoked Consulate, perhaps the gayest of all the fags, even worse than Silk Cut Ultra

[Torry Tosser]

 

Goats aside I’m getting the impression I should hit her[/quote

 

Get the goat to ram her up backside.

Sorry couldna resist it loon.

[Torry Tosser]

Aye you always got fucked at the machines. I'm sure in the shops you got 24 in a pack. A mate of mine smoked Consulate, perhaps the gayest of all the fags, even worse than Silk Cut Ultra

Are Consulates still on the go?

Menthol weren't they.

[Simply Red]

regal kingsize #1 or bensons

some of my pals thought they where edgy smoking embassy no.1

one of my pals was a hipster 20 years before they were invented and at 14 would buy his camels fae the tobacconist just to be cool and different. don't worry we gave him fucking pelters.

another pal would buy café crèmes so he had a nifty tin case for his regals once he'd smoked all the wifies cigars. pretty sophisticated for 14.

our reggie room at school mustve smelt like Dot Cottons fingers.

Silk cut aka Silky joes where for gaylords.

[Simply Red]

regal kingsize #1 or bensons

some of my pals thought they where edgy smoking embassy no.1

one of my pals was a hipster 20 years before they were invented and at 14 would buy his camels fae the tobacconist just to be cool and different. don't worry we gave him fucking pelters.

another pal would buy café crèmes so he had a nifty tin case for his regals once he'd smoked all the wifies cigars. pretty sophisticated for 14.

our reggie room at school mustve smelt like Dot Cottons fingers.

Silk cut aka Silky joes where for gaylords.

[Hewitt a the pies]

Goats aside I’m getting the impression I should hit her

Are you kidding?

[manboobs109]

Regal filter were the best for joints

[manboobs109]

That tinky cunt Brock used to smoke Mayfair Menthols. Fucking scaff !! Used to whip out a 10 deck with the big cheap price stamped on it - £1.57. I'd carefully move away in case the sexy Marlboro Light chicks thought I was with him.

 

That's just one small step up from smoking roll ups or a tramps pubes rolled with a sheet of Lidl toilet paper - used.

Rollies are cool now man

[Simply Red]

Got to say now in my late 30's after smoking since 13 that its a fucking revolting habit and I only do it when im drinking thesedays when it magically becomes good again. Duty free marlboro lights fae my Polish comrades keeps it going. £12 per pack can suck my ball sack. £1.19 for 10 regals when I started.

[Torry Tosser]

Females chewing on gum,is there a worse sight?Should be made to clean It aff the pavements by picking it up wee their teeth.

[Don Fonte]

Females chewing on gum,is there a worse sight?Should be made to clean It aff the pavements by picking it up wee their teeth.

[BWG]

If they're OK looking and like a pint, then I find it an attractive proposition.

 

If they're a munter, then they're just trying too hard and can GTF.  That's just a fact in my opinion.

[Don Fonte]

If they're OK looking and like a pint, then I find it an attractive proposition.

 

If they're a munter, then they're just trying too hard and can GTF. That's just a fact in my opinion.

Ach I'd still ride it but an 'attractive proposition' is pretty strong.

 

Want to add birds trying to get involved talking about football. Fuck off also.

[Simply Red]

Bet you've got teeth like a mechanics fingernails.

 

No offence.

Miraculously ive got gnashers Eddie Murphy would be happy with. I Sound like Rockys pal Mickey tho. Was never really a heavy fag smoker. Heavy on the soapbar for years tho.

[Studebaker-90]

Females smoking...in fact females smoking rollies. Whilst drinking a pint. Fuck off you hairy armpitted cows.

Females that partake in class A drug taking. A real turn off for me.

[Poodler]

^ Ach, birds that know their shit, I don't mind them.

 

Impressionable young birds who message asking you to sort them out? No fucking way. Not a chance. But if you can handle it, I enjoy any company.

 

Last week JW and I had a bird there for a few days and she more than held her own.

 

 

But I know what you mean

[Chewie37]

Goats aside I’m getting the impression I should hit her

Don’t even think about hitting the goat!

[Poodler]

Other than shit photos?

[Ke1t]

Women who won't take a telling. 

 

Wife needed a monitor for her laptop, so I go and get her one. 

 

she plonks it precariously on a tiny table and I tell her to not put the monitor on a tiny table. 

 

Later it falls off the table. 

 

It's not broken, luckily... so I tell her not to put it back on the tiny table. 

 

She puts it back on the tiny table. 

 

Later it falls off. 

 

Fortunately it's not broken... so I tell her not to put it back on the tiny table. 

 

She puts it back on the tiny fucking table.

 

The fucking Roomba flies at it and knocks it off. 

 

This time it's fucking broken. 

 

End of story. 

[Redforever86]

HH

[daytripping]

Particularly ones standing there with their drip attached. Why?

 

Whooooah!! I did that many times when my operation kept getting pushed back, nae my fault I was hooked up to a drip, I'm a nicotine addict with both sides of my jaw broken, you'd grudge me a smoke!! 

 

Folk used to get to smoke in their beds in hospital, no one is going to die walking past someone blazing up outside. 

 

Live and let live brother. Even if the person on the drip is dying of something, let them have a smoke, jesus, hospital is bad enough and boring enough as it is.

[Simply Red]

Whooooah!! I did that many times when my operation kept getting pushed back, nae my fault I was hooked up to a drip, I'm a nicotine addict with both sides of my jaw broken, you'd grudge me a smoke!!

 

Folk used to get to smoke in their beds in hospital, no one is going to die walking past someone blazing up outside.

 

Live and let live brother. Even if the person on the drip is dying of something, let them have a smoke, jesus, hospital is bad enough and boring enough as it is.

Folk undergoing treatment for cancer deserve to get in and out of a hospital without breathing in someones smoke. Ditto kids. If patients need to smoke do it on the roof or somewhere knowone has to breath it in.