Bluto10 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Let’s face it the majority of folk in a holiday resort are going to be dull as fuck. Not worth the risk past the odd polite small talk when the situation arises. I would agree about city breaks having more potential. Talking to actual locals you can learn things about societies and places you normally wouldn’t.on the last Crew On Tour, me and only one other were mental enough to extend the festivities to a battle cruiser on my list. was worth it. cool pub and spent ages chatting and doing rounds with nationals also on holiday. not something I’d normally seek out; just go with the flow really(The constant flow of beer certainly aided proceedings) Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 can’t really argue with that Lol Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 To be honest Chewie Im not that hilarious in real life. I'll usually leave a conversation and hours later something will pop into my head that I wish I'd said. Im not spontaneously funny is what i mean. The genius I type on here is quite considered and you don't get the time to do that in real life. More's the pity.Haha yup......I get that Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 No, with complete random dickhead cunts on holiday. I know that the only decent cunts are the one who DONT want to talk.I get both arguments. I’m quite happy to keep myself to myself but there is only so much chat you can have with the Mrs over the length of the holiday. The folk that try to hard to get a bit of chat going, or want to show how much of a character they are, are the ones I avoid but quite happy to have a blether at the bar with someone if it occurs naturally. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 on an ace holiday in zanzibar once got blootered with a couple, met them just before retiring to bed; bottles and bottles of vino. was a small ‘hotel’ next day got a massive telling off from owner for emptying their stock felt bad about it. and that’s not a patch on the hangover Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Don't mind striking up a conversation and bumping into anyone in the bar etc. but fuck this 'why don't we all go for dinner tomorrow night' malarkey. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Went on holiday to Zante once with an ex and got latched on to buy a young English couple. The lad had some mad So Solid Crew shapes like a maze shaved in to his hair and was instantly dismissed as a human being, certainly. He was dubbed Mazy. She was dubbed Daisy. Going out in the evenings were practically sending drones with cameras down in to reception to see if Mazy and Daisy were waiting for us. If they were, it was bedsheets over the balcony at the back and slip out on to the road. Half expected to see them popping out my suitcase when I got home and unpacked. Aff the hotels.How much did they cost? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 been to a few hotels where the dinner is communal has been ok \ good fun. not every holiday, but a change.lot depends on the hotel \ host tho Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 You'd be a good comedy writer Hansage. Heck you are. You're good on here. Not a piss yourself laughing joker like Cheesepipes or AK, who are like a great episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. You're more like an episode of Friends - consistently brings a smile to the face. You should try and pursue it and see what happens.... Gotta be better than selling sofas. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 SH and Dad despite the dungeon and rape / torture / radiator thing are normal people taking the piss I reckon. Genuinly worry that there are some serious fucking nutjobs on here though. When I say worry, I don’t but I fully expect a Sun story, and I can say ah that’s who it was.Agreed, reckon a few are grown men who still live at home, havr never had a burd, have nae mates, have never done drugs and probably don't even drink but who love to pretend they are Sultans Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Don't mind striking up a conversation and bumping into anyone in the bar etc. but fuck this 'why don't we all go for dinner tomorrow night' malarkey.Just reply “thanks that’s very generous of you” that usually scares them off Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Id have a beer with most cunts on here as long as they didn't talk. Hmmmm, so when we go for a beer, do I have to communicate through messages on here? Might work, as long as there’s not too much of a delay with the WiFi. “What you want to drink min?” No signal......... HOI CUNTY, BEER? Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 New Thread? Most Unsociable Cunt on The Hat. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 New Thread? Most Unsociable Cunt on The Hat. I win if cocaine is involved. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Shut the fuck up about the cricket!!!!!English media wetting themselves cause they beat Australia in some world cup or other. And that Netball advert is doing my head in now, no matter what they say its not interesting, adding "world cup" behind any sporting contest does not make in exciting and worth televising! Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 New Thread? Most Unintelligible Cunt on The Hat. I win if cocaine is involved.I can believe it Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3rd mention from me - seagulls Noisy wee picks all night, I don't even stay on the coast or in toon. Fuck off. Anyone notice them at Pittodrie last night going for something on the main roof? Like a scene oot o birds. Gads. Megan Rapinoe - pain in the arse. "Women should be paid the same as male footballers" lol Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Aye exactly Buzz.,, "Yo, cunto were you taking pictures of ma Mrs earlier at the pool ?"“Me? No, sorry pal, I think you must be thinking of somebody else. Can I buy you a drink or 9?” Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Just buy our own beers Chewie. Not really into all that 'rounds' shit.rounds are alright. You don’t want to all pile up to the bar en masse and pay for your drinks one by one. table service is the best. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 rounds are alright. You don’t want to all pile up to the bar en masse and pay for your drinks one by one. table service is the best.Surely you buying a round and buying your own is the same thing. @@Henry Yeah. He drinks. 2 Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Rounds are fine. Love when you might just be out with a mate for a couple but then you get in tow with other boys you know that are also there and it turns into a session. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Surely you buying a round and buying your own is the same thing. @@HenryYeah. He drinks. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 I win if cocaine is involved. Haha. Door closed, phone aff Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 No words required.https://ibb.co/6vQkY0B Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Saw that shirt the other day. It looks cheap and nasty.Matches the wearer. Orange shorts and orange/blue hat. Pond life Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 No words required.https://ibb.co/6vQkY0BPlease stay away from the Pervy Picture thread Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Please stay away from the Pervy Picture threadHaha. His wife’s got a fair set of shells like! 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The time wimmin take to get ready. Incredible Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 It’s actually quite a serious issue in my relationship. She will literally take hours. It just ruins the evening for me having to wait, nothing can be done on time. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Always put her in the shower before me. She still takes an age. Fucking about with fake eyelashes and the like. Then if you say 'I'll wait down the pub' it's like you've just called her ma a whore. Instantly volatile Link to comment
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