Pet Hates

[YorkDon]

Kids versions of shite tv shows-usually reality tv.

Full of nauseating, squeaky voiced kids thinking they are talented or pushed by some horrendous parents looking for a meal ticket.

[Redforever86]

7 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Don’t let your girlfriend decide what to watch then

She was on it 

[Robin Askwith]

The lesser spotted grown man wearing a replica goalkeeper top in the stands.

any man guilty of it, needs their PC history examined immediately.

 

[cheesepipes]

The cartoon film Hotel Transylvania started today with a warning. "this movie may have scary scenes and images". 

Pet Hate...... Human race being bent. 

[dazzy_deff]

2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

The cartoon film Hotel Transylvania started today with a warning. "this movie may have scary scenes and images". 

Pet Hate...... Human race being bent. 

Only Fools n Horses comes with a warning now. World's gone mad.

[Simply Red]

30 minutes ago, Robin Askwith said:

The lesser spotted grown man wearing a replica goalkeeper top in the stands.

any man guilty of it, needs their PC history examined immediately.

 

He might have had special needs. Whos the cunt now Askwith

[cheesepipes]

16 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Only Fools n Horses comes with a warning now. World's gone mad.

Who needs this warning....... Thats what i want to know. 

[cheesepipes]

I dont mind the sexual scenes or nudity warnings as it means i can pull my trousers and pants to my ankles. 

[cheesepipes]

Much to the despair of the flight attendants. 

[Robin Askwith]

41 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

He might have had special needs. Whos the cunt now Askwith

Aye maybe 

[Ke1t]

Men of a certain age will recall Channel 4's 'Red Triangle' movies of a weekend, 'warning' us that said movie was going to be 

* Foreign

* Incoherent

* Full of wanking material, start to finish

Themroc and Montenegro being possibly two of their best efforts.... completely fucking incomprehensible, but as close to porn as you got on the telly back then.

The Dildo Tank is as fresh in my memory today as it was all those years ago. 

[Studebaker-90]

8 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Men of a certain age will recall Channel 4's 'Red Triangle' movies of a weekend, 'warning' us that said movie was going to be 

* Foreign

* Incoherent

* Full of wanking material, start to finish

Themroc and Montenegro being possibly two of their best efforts.... completely fucking incomprehensible, but as close to porn as you got on the telly back then.

The Dildo Tank is as fresh in my memory today as it was all those years ago. 

Men and motors used to have a good collection of soft core stuff. There was always the television X 10 minute free view as well. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Castaway ( not the fuckin Tom Hanks one) with Amanda Donohoe and her hairy muff was acceptable gratuitous nudity.

[NEM]

53 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Following on from this... it's now MY fault she didn't put the mattress protector on. Aye fuck off.

Do you make a habit of pishing it like? ?

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, Roberto said:

Following on from this... it's now MY fault she didn't put the mattress protector on. Aye fuck off.

Grounds for divorce shirley?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Castaway ( not the fuckin Tom Hanks one) with Amanda Donohoe and her hairy muff was acceptable gratuitous nudity.

What about Oliver Reed's hirsuteness? 

[Reed or deed]

2 hours ago, Roberto said:

Following on from this... it's now MY fault she didn't put the mattress protector on. Aye fuck off.

You could always wear a nappy min.

Get ane to match yer face mask ???

[Zeus]

Clothes/trainer websites where the filters dinna work properly. 

Come on now 

[Redforever86]

7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Clothes/trainer websites where the filters dinna work properly. 

Come on now 

Can’t remember the site but there’s one where you can’t open each item in a new tab, so you have to load that item then go back and load the entire page of items again.

Absolute pain in the arse. 
 

Also wear the size options contain every single variant of shoe and clothing sizes, UK, US, EU, etc etc all separate. 

[Jigsaw666]

Add this one. Watching Crocodile Dundee, they've cut the pussy grabbing scenes completely.

[Zeus]

18 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Can’t remember the site but there’s one where you can’t open each item in a new tab, so you have to load that item then go back and load the entire page of items again.

Absolute pain in the arse. 
 

Also wear the size options contain every single variant of shoe and clothing sizes, UK, US, EU, etc etc all separate. 

Hanon? Filters are also dreadful. 

[Redforever86]

54 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

The absolute wankfest of fans that attends the PDC darts. Treating us to the kolo/yaya song along with scotland get battered 

 

joke of a sport attended by pricks

Why the fuck you watching it en? 

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Hanon? Filters are also dreadful. 

One of a few. 

[Redforever86]

5 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Just flicking, fucking isolating as Someone in the house has the vid, fuck all wrong with them just cold symptoms 

Bit weird to be named Someone. 

[manboobs109]

54 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Just flicking, fucking isolating as Someone in the house has the vid, fuck all wrong with them just cold symptoms 

Flicking enough to notice all the songs?

Dinghy hopper.

[BrianFaePerth]

4 hours ago, Jigsaw666 said:

Add this one. Watching Crocodile Dundee, they've cut the pussy grabbing scenes completely.

Mick didn’t grab any pussy

[manboobs109]

Planes Trains and Automobiles was cut to fuck earlier. Fucking great film as well.

[Jigsaw666]

37 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Mick didn’t grab any pussy

He did at the party. In the pub it was a tranny but at the party it was an old thing who looked like a tranny but wasn't. IIRC.

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Jigsaw666 said:

He did at the party. In the pub it was a tranny but at the party it was an old thing who looked like a tranny but wasn't. IIRC.

Eh stand corrected. She liked it too so no harm done 

[BrianFaePerth]

30 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Planes Trains and Automobiles was cut to fuck earlier. Fucking great film as well.

What did they cut out?