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Yorston Vasey

Member Since 11 Jun 2017
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#1724848 Out Of Contract

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 18 January 2019 - 07:46 AM

Should be working the now to ensure big Joe is tied up on a new contract.


Buy some Tippex and swap the names on his and Stevie May's documents. Job done.
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#1724846 Sevco Thread

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 18 January 2019 - 07:32 AM

Loved travelling willbories more


Some set of chebs on her, Philip Schofield must be tempted to cop a handful during ad breaks on This Morning.
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#1724367 Mcinnes

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 17 January 2019 - 02:01 PM

Definitely my favourite chef


Wiggum (Simpsons) or Brodie (Jaws) for me.
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#1724319 Shinnie To.......

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 17 January 2019 - 12:45 PM

Derek saying nothing in the Wigan rumours.


He probably signed for them this morning but McInnes has already forgotten @Millertime
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#1715403 Boxing Fans

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 31 December 2018 - 09:17 PM

Watched any boxing match ever, what a fucking farce.


Fixed that for you.
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#1715401 Sevco Thread

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 31 December 2018 - 09:15 PM

Kevin Harper?


So good the Manic Street Preachers wrote a song about him.
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#1715304 Aberdeen V Srenhousemuir

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 31 December 2018 - 06:09 PM

Fuck Stenhousemuir


Fuck Srenhousemuir as well.
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#1714998 Out Of Contract

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 31 December 2018 - 06:56 AM

Hey Pondhopper, how’s things?


Pretty darn tootin' amazeballs, partner.
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#1714994 Out Of Contract

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 31 December 2018 - 06:44 AM

Bin:
Everyone

Sign:
Loads of 19 year old wonderkids from the Venezuelan second division
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#1714860 Favourite Chocolate Treat

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 30 December 2018 - 09:20 PM

Will source these out. Maltesers taking over the world.


@Millertime will take the credit of course
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#1714460 Sevco Thread

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 30 December 2018 - 09:42 AM

My uncle was, actually

Even if you believe what you said, which is disgusting why say it on an open forum?


^^^ Confirmed hun.
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#1714423 Life's Curiosities

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 30 December 2018 - 07:52 AM

The age old question of why grown adults express themselves through LOLz and emojis on internet football forums, and why it annoys Geordie bestiality lovers so much?

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:
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#1714329 January Transfer Window 2019

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 29 December 2018 - 11:44 PM

DM targeting a mobile left back and a striker in the transfer window.


...as opposed to a fat lazy cunt who can't be arsed running about?
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#1713711 Livingston 1 - 2 Aberdeen (29/12)

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 29 December 2018 - 09:29 AM

NNNNNNNEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSSSS, as Homer Simpson would say.
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#1713229 James Wilson - Our New Number 9

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 28 December 2018 - 10:25 AM

Christmas day at your house must have been a right barrel of laughs. Cheers up you miserable bastard 🙄


All DNA money poured down the drain on Wilson, Forrester and Gleeson.

Woo hoo! Fantastic! Happy clap!
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