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Yorston Vasey

Member Since 11 Jun 2017
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#1763135 The Ryan Fraser Clause

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 16 April 2019 - 08:31 AM

The Santa Clause 3 was a ridiculous film, Tim Allen must have completely lost the plot if this is his fourth installment.
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#1754784 Summer Transfer Window 2019

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 23 March 2019 - 12:29 AM

https://www.bbc.co.u...otball/47672451

New target for McInnes.
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#1752183 New Stadium Approved

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 16 March 2019 - 06:03 AM

14-DB39-C3-C37-E-4-B86-82-B4-F82-BCC9058


Those yellow pockets will be the tightest holes in her pelvic region...
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#1751422 New Stadium Approved

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 14 March 2019 - 07:49 AM

Exactly. On the beach, in the snow.


DM should bring a ghettoblaster with a tape of Eye Of The Tiger and set it down on the sand, get them training proper Rocky style.

Anyone got some chickens he could borrow?
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#1751325 Mcinnes

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 13 March 2019 - 09:56 PM

It's not my article - I don't have an exotic surname like Bienkowski. They've changed it now though.


The BBC changed your surname?
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#1750379 Hun Cunts 0 - 2 Aberdeen (Replay)

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 12 March 2019 - 08:39 PM

Morelos es un bellend absoluto. Haciendo trampa wank
Morelos es un bellend absoluto. Haciendo trampa wank


Haciendo trampa wank ----> Stevie May pulls himself off in a Manchester nightclub?
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#1749335 Sevco Thread

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 10 March 2019 - 09:37 AM

That's far too young to get married IMO.


Might be an ISIS sympathizer, we've maybe dodged a bullet with that one.
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#1747408 New Stadium Approved

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 05 March 2019 - 07:51 AM

Where’s Willy....


The blue one with the belt is my guess. Bet she's got hands like giant frying pans which is a dead giveaway.
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#1746571 Aberdeen 1 - 1 Hun Bastards

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 03 March 2019 - 03:19 PM

Dear James Wilson,

Your only on for a few minutes . Try moving your legs quicker than walking pace.

Regards.


If he started walking right now he might just make it back to Manchester by the end of the season.
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#1746510 Aberdeen 1 - 1 Hun Bastards

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 03 March 2019 - 02:38 PM

Problem is McInnes has his chance to fk their heads at ht.
Pity the whistle had to come


Fuck. 1-1.
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#1746458 Aberdeen 1 - 1 Hun Bastards

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 03 March 2019 - 01:47 PM

Clancy has gone rogue.
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#1746356 Stadium Name

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 03 March 2019 - 10:34 AM

The Celebrity Turd In Your Garden Arena.
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#1746168 New Stadium Approved

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 02 March 2019 - 07:17 PM

No, corner stadia seating is more expensive than standard straight ones.

Decision was made


Glad we've got the order in early for straight seats, don't want wonky ones or no seats at all like Hearts.
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#1745835 Out Of Contract

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 02 March 2019 - 01:04 AM

If he was Scotto Van McKennji then you'd all be valuing him at £30m.

Reverse racists.
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#1745237 Mcinnes

Posted by Yorston Vasey on 28 February 2019 - 04:05 PM

I'm more convinced than ever the cunt needs to shave to bring back the glory days.

The beard is the issue. One final one trophy without it, we've lost three finals since he's grown it.
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