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Telly Programmes That Haven't Been Made Yet


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Celebrity Running Man

 

taken from the game show from the film instead of criminals its famous people that are annoying and pretty much talent less.

 

espisode one

 

Louis Spence, Jordon, Tommy Sheridan, Kyle Lafferty, that bird fae Big Brother wae the c0ck and H from Steps fight against Domino and Buzz Saw to the death to win a career.

 

Its time to start rrrruuuunnnnniiinnnggggg!!

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May, the Best house wins.

 

James May visits 4 properties including the home of ex alive now dead alcoholic footballer George Best and washed up lunatic Adam Ant.

 

James doesn't approve of alcohol so he votes for Adam Ant to win the prize and is Adam Ant it shouldn't go to George.

 

RIchard Hammond intervenes and awards it to the dead booze merchant.

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The end of an era

A historical documentary which follows the rise and fall of the so called Glasgow Giants Rangers and Celtic, two clubs which went the way of Third Lanark, the difference being that they are not fondly remembered.

 

I'll be presenting it.

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The end of an era

A historical documentary which follows the rise and fall of the so called Glasgow Giants Rangers and Celtic, two clubs which went the way of Third Lanark, the difference being that they are not fondly remembered.

 

I'll be presenting it.

 

On a similar theme

 

Lazarus of the North

 

A tale in 4 parts - each covering 10 years of glory

 

A documentary on the remarkable success built by Craig Brown and Archie Knox and continued by their successors.

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Through the Richard Keys-Hole

 

Fly on the wall documentary following the now ex-Sky Sports anchorman as he goes for a routine colon examination.

 

 

Andy Gray's Anatomy

 

The same camera is shoved up sexist lothario Andy Gray's rectum and his insides shown to a live TV audience. We don't get to see his cock though as he's already had that flaunted in the studio.

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presently it's difficult to find a tv programme that doesn't involve:

 

1 - A panel of judges, judging anything from singing, dancing and acting to cooking and.....PLUMBING! ffs

2 - Following some zz list wannabe / fallen "celebrity" around shopping, touring etc

3 - Someone who thinks they can come into peoples lives and tell them how to live, such as looking after your house, your pets, your kids and what you eat!

 

Wouldn't mind seeing a Big Brother style programme with Lois Spence (sp?), Katie Price, Kerry Katona, Peter Andre amongst others. They get put into a house for 6 weeks, and every week one of them gets executed! The winner gets to live in a cave for the rest of his/her life.

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