Pet Hates

[dazzy_deff]

Outrageous behaviour taking kids to work. Only time mine has been in my work was when I was on a day off and left something at work I needed to pick up.

 

In and out in 5 mins and still felt like a dick doing it.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Has anyone asked if Zeus actually works in a creche? 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Doubler

[Fridge]

It’s fair enough for half an hour if they have a dentist appointment and there is a genuine reason or something.

 

I remember the employee council or whatever it was called coming up with some shit about having a crèche at work.

 

Quickly confirmed with legal that if a kid broke their leg or died the company may be libel. Sort out your own childcare.

[Zeus]

Burger King min

[manboobs109]

It’s fair enough for half an hour if they have a dentist appointment and there is a genuine reason or something.

 

I remember the employee council or whatever it was called coming up with some shit about having a crèche at work.

 

Quickly confirmed with legal that if a kid broke their leg or died the company may be libel. Sort out your own childcare.

I hope that's true or your company might sue you for liable

[StandFree1982]

No way do folk take their kids to work

 

 

Who has witnessed this? Do they just keep them in the corner all day?!

 

Gads, get that snotty runt away from my desk

 

People often take their kids in for like an hour or so, but never seen anyone take a kid into work all day.

 

We do, however, have a couple of women here who will take their dog into work all day. One of them leaves it in their car all day, which I don't get...just leave the thing at home if your going to ignore it all day, and the other has her dog wandering around the office. It pissed on the floor a few weeks ago. 

[Poodler]

[StandFree1982]

She does take it out for a walk at lunchtime, which I forgot to add. But still...leaving a dog in a car from 8:30am till 5:30pm with only a short walk is criminal. 

[maryhilldon]

She does take it out for a walk at lunchtime, which I forgot to add. But still...leaving a dog in a car from 8:30am till 5:30pm with only a short walk is criminal.

Be kinder to get it put down.

[Poodler]

Where do you work?

 

I'm on a half day tomorrow

 

I'll come steal it and post pictures on here mocking her

[Studebaker-90]

Dog or the slut owner?

[StandFree1982]

She worth a poke?

The dog or the woman? Neither. 

[King Street Loon]

@@King Street Loon last week

[pocrawred]

Animal abuse.

 

Good heavens.

 

Call the SSPCA.

Dogs are not meant to be left alone for more than 4 hours. Call the sspca they will sort the bitch oot and probably arrest her.

[alscotoz]

Happened today. Two hoors brought their kids in. Fuck off. Day care issues. Fuck off. If you want to have a kid FUCKING LOOK AFTER IT YOURSELF.

[Zeus]

Glad I'm nae the only one who thinks this is unacceptable.

 

Thought I was being a miserable hoor.

[BrianFaePerth]

Happened today. Two hoors brought their kids in. Fuck off. Day care issues. Fuck off. If you want to have a kid FUCKING LOOK AFTER IT YOURSELF.

^^pimp problems

[For Fecks Sake]

Said it before and will keep on saying it... Other people's kids and parents who are fucking Fuds.

 

On a family holiday just now with one of Mrs FFS's old uni flatmates (female) and her two kids joining us for a few days. Not allowed to discuss the father for some secret reason, either way he's nae around.

 

Let's just say her friend leads a semi 'alternative' lifestyle that would probably have her joining the Extinction Rebellion if it was not for her daddy threatening to cut off her allowance if she did.

 

Regardless she and her kids are organic vegans and boy does she like to remind you and every other fucker who cares to listen about that fact.

 

Out for a walk and stop in by a cafe for a cup of tea - 'is this cheese vegan because myself and my children are 100% vegan and don't like eating food thats not vegan or organic.'

 

Also let's her kids run fucking mental as she does not believe in overly disciplining them. As you can imagine both are little fuckers who don't take a telling. Already smashed a few glasses and plates but that's alright as they are only expressing themselves or as I like to saying deliberately being little bastards. When I have eventually snapped and had to tell one to stop doing something, que floods of tears and wailing while running to mummy.

 

She also carries a first aid pack with her at all times including one of those electronic thermometers and she takes the kids temperatures every fucking hour. If one of the kids temperature is like 1 degree above normal it's a fucking song and dance about one of them potentially having some life ending condition as opposed to them actually having spent the past few hours running in a play park.

 

For those itching to know she is actually a good looking lass, BUT, she is too thin, smallish tits and you just know she is a fucking nutter. So on them basis I am nae encouraging any Ménage à trois shinanagons.

 

Also I know she despises the fact that I work in Oil and Gas and I take great delight in stirring it up by deliberately chucking in some comments that gets her back up!

 

Oh and despite banging on about being the organic vegan environmentalists that she is, she does not complain about the copious amounts of new world wine that she chucks down her throat every night.

 

Thank fuck she is going home today

[For Fecks Sake]

Arsed reading that ^

 

Strangle her with the Krueger hands.

[DD1903]

Said it before and will keep on saying it... Other people's kids and parents who are fucking Fuds.

 

On a family holiday just now with one of Mrs FFS's old uni flatmates (female) and her two kids joining us for a few days. Not allowed to discuss the father for some secret reason, either way he's nae around.

 

Let's just say her friend leads a semi 'alternative' lifestyle that would probably have her joining the Extinction Rebellion if it was not for her daddy threatening to cut off her allowance if she did.

 

Regardless she and her kids are organic vegans and boy does she like to remind you and every other fucker who cares to listen about that fact.

 

Out for a walk and stop in by a cafe for a cup of tea - 'is this cheese vegan because myself and my children are 100% vegan and don't like eating food thats not vegan or organic.'

 

Also let's her kids run fucking mental as she does not believe in overly disciplining them. As you can imagine both are little fuckers who don't take a telling. Already smashed a few glasses and plates but that's alright as they are only expressing themselves or as I like to saying deliberately being little bastards. When I have eventually snapped and had to tell one to stop doing something, que floods of tears and wailing while running to mummy.

 

She also carries a first aid pack with her at all times including one of those electronic thermometers and she takes the kids temperatures every fucking hour. If one of the kids temperature is like 1 degree above normal it's a fucking song and dance about one of them potentially having some life ending condition as opposed to them actually having spent the past few hours running in a play park.

 

For those itching to know she is actually a good looking lass, BUT, she is too thin, smallish tits and you just know she is a fucking nutter. So on them basis I am nae encouraging any Ménage à trois shinanagons.

 

Also I know she despises the fact that I work in Oil and Gas and I take great delight in stirring it up by deliberately chucking in some comments that gets her back up!

 

Oh and despite banging on about being the organic vegan environmentalists that she is, she does not complain about the copious amounts of new world wine that she chucks down her throat every night.

 

Thank fuck she is going home today

[For Fecks Sake]

Put your bath hands down the little boys pants.

WHO says they are boys

[Betty Swallicks]

Happened today. Two hoors brought their kids in. Fuck off. Day care issues. Fuck off. If you want to have a kid FUCKING LOOK AFTER IT YOURSELF.

 

Wifies who have kids, go back to work asap then moan about child care costs.

 

Similar to the attention seeking cunts who get "the baby blues" when the bairn is 2 months and folk have stopped pretending to be interested in the pregnacy then the baby.

[Fridge]

Said it before and will keep on saying it... Other people's kids and parents who are fucking Fuds.

 

On a family holiday just now with one of Mrs FFS's old uni flatmates (female) and her two kids joining us for a few days. Not allowed to discuss the father for some secret reason, either way he's nae around.

 

Let's just say her friend leads a semi 'alternative' lifestyle that would probably have her joining the Extinction Rebellion if it was not for her daddy threatening to cut off her allowance if she did.

 

Regardless she and her kids are organic vegans and boy does she like to remind you and every other fucker who cares to listen about that fact.

 

Out for a walk and stop in by a cafe for a cup of tea - 'is this cheese vegan because myself and my children are 100% vegan and don't like eating food thats not vegan or organic.'

 

Also let's her kids run fucking mental as she does not believe in overly disciplining them. As you can imagine both are little fuckers who don't take a telling. Already smashed a few glasses and plates but that's alright as they are only expressing themselves or as I like to saying deliberately being little bastards. When I have eventually snapped and had to tell one to stop doing something, que floods of tears and wailing while running to mummy.

 

She also carries a first aid pack with her at all times including one of those electronic thermometers and she takes the kids temperatures every fucking hour. If one of the kids temperature is like 1 degree above normal it's a fucking song and dance about one of them potentially having some life ending condition as opposed to them actually having spent the past few hours running in a play park.

 

For those itching to know she is actually a good looking lass, BUT, she is too thin, smallish tits and you just know she is a fucking nutter. So on them basis I am nae encouraging any Ménage à trois shinanagons.

 

Also I know she despises the fact that I work in Oil and Gas and I take great delight in stirring it up by deliberately chucking in some comments that gets her back up!

 

Oh and despite banging on about being the organic vegan environmentalists that she is, she does not complain about the copious amounts of new world wine that she chucks down her throat every night.

 

Thank fuck she is going home today

[BrianFaePerth]

Said it before and will keep on saying it... Other people's kids and parents who are fucking Fuds.

On a family holiday just now with one of Mrs FFS's old uni flatmates (female) and her two kids joining us for a few days. Not allowed to discuss the father for some secret reason, either way he's nae around.

Let's just say her friend leads a semi 'alternative' lifestyle that would probably have her joining the Extinction Rebellion if it was not for her daddy threatening to cut off her allowance if she did.

Regardless she and her kids are organic vegans and boy does she like to remind you and every other fucker who cares to listen about that fact.

Out for a walk and stop in by a cafe for a cup of tea - 'is this cheese vegan because myself and my children are 100% vegan and don't like eating food thats not vegan or organic.'

Also let's her kids run fucking mental as she does not believe in overly disciplining them. As you can imagine both are little fuckers who don't take a telling. Already smashed a few glasses and plates but that's alright as they are only expressing themselves or as I like to saying deliberately being little bastards. When I have eventually snapped and had to tell one to stop doing something, que floods of tears and wailing while running to mummy.

She also carries a first aid pack with her at all times including one of those electronic thermometers and she takes the kids temperatures every fucking hour. If one of the kids temperature is like 1 degree above normal it's a fucking song and dance about one of them potentially having some life ending condition as opposed to them actually having spent the past few hours running in a play park.

For those itching to know she is actually a good looking lass, BUT, she is too thin, smallish tits and you just know she is a fucking nutter. So on them basis I am nae encouraging any Ménage à trois shinanagons.

Also I know she despises the fact that I work in Oil and Gas and I take great delight in stirring it up by deliberately chucking in some comments that gets her back up!

Oh and despite banging on about being the organic vegan environmentalists that she is, she does not complain about the copious amounts of new world wine that she chucks down her throat every night.

Thank fuck she is going home today

You could be just watching

[Studebaker-90]

Why is she having cheese in her cup of tea?

 

Just HH

[Henry]

You must be under the thumb FFS

[StandFree1982]

Give the kids the beef thermometer

 

They are vegan. That would ruin them in more ways than one. 

[Simply Red]

HH

[Simply Red]

HH