Fridge Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 What is the actual law, reasonable force? If someone broke in and I took them out with a 7iron then tortured them I assume I would get done? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Or a rounderz batmy 4 cell mag light would do the jobsmall enough to be wielded swiftly and solid enough for a kosh blind them first in the dark than cave their head in works every time in the movies Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 Which hatters house would you least like to break in to? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 with or without a gas mask? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 with or without a gas mask?Love U2 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 Must have been a hammer blow ^ Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 Hopefully somebody saw who did it 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 what if he throws you a googilllly?Love search engines Link to comment
Zeus Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 We had some North Face clad ‘gangtarz’ fae Mastrick try all the front doors and motors in our street(kingswells) a few weeks ago. Arrested the next day because they are aids ridden spastic mutants. No qualms with playfully smashing the fuck out of any of those cunts with the hammer i keep for such occasions.Very close to Matrick/Shedz to be fair. I sometimes cut about in a NF hoody but more than likely only nipping round to the co-op. Dinna go full vigilante on me pls Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 What if someone was trying to break into your house?Tickle him. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Our garage got broken into once and they stole all my dad’s tools . My dad was raging.Did he call the vice squad? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 They’d only screw up the investigation Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I’d use a pen. You could kill a tiger armed only with a biro. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 They’d only screw up the investigationYep you know the drill. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 I’d use a pen. You could kill a tiger armed only with a biro.Could you take a man from behind boof? Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Battered to death with the 12” black dildo in the bedside drawer lock stock style Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 How many times have you had to use it Parko? You sound well experienced. Step up on the security if you’re getting so many intrusions.It's tuff in da hood. Kill or be killed. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Bingo. The kind of folk who would attempt to deploy a baseball bat indoors are the same kind of folk who would take armoured vehicles into dense urban areas.Soldiers? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I keep a pot of boiling oil on the heat and sleep in the kitchen. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I keep a pot of boiling oil on the heat and sleep in the kitchen.Don't you have central heating Maryhill? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I dug one of those pits with spikes at the bottom and covered it with branches. In my hall. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Don't you have central heating Maryhill?I do but ripping the radiator off the wall would take away the element of surprise. 2 Link to comment
shut up meg Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Don’t get the fascination with baseball bats.A cricket bat would be better . As the intruder approaches you actually take the stance as if about to be bowled at by a spin bowler . Anticipate early , get a decent contact on the cunt and knock it to mid off stump , inside wicket. Whatever that means .A rolling pin is a better option, a baseball bat is not good in tight spaces, you'd probably end up knocking fuck out of your walls in the landing/lobby.The law will also ask less questions about a rolling pin in the house. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Would be worth leaving your window ajar and hoping a Hun broke in. He’s thinking he’s away to nail your stereo and sell it down the pub. Meanwhile your primed behind the door with a sock filled with golf balls and a pan full of boiling water. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I do but ripping the radiator off the wall would take away the element of surprise.Imagine his surprise at your spazzy strength though! Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Imagine his surprise at your spazzy strength though!True, might even diffuse the situation. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Not so good if mrs Mobz demands one of her cuddles .or an itchy arse. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I litter bear traps around the house and take out all the light bulbs. If they take a torch it's on to plan B. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Every night before I do to bed I set the house up like Culkin did in Home Alone to pretend there’s a party in full swing.Bluts does that in the pub. Link to comment
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