If an intruder entered your home

[manboobs109]

Nerf guns are class. I'd have fucking loved them when I was a nipper. Piss all over spud guns.

[Bluto10]

I bought a Star Wars nerf gun because it had a magazibe and was pump action

 

as a child, I never had any, but there was a cool series of Rambo toys that had moving parts\add ons \etc

cool Rambo knives

and an ace m16 style assault rifle

[tiktak]

Dads WW2 Japanese sword. It's big and it's razor fucking sharp. Found that out for myself when I was playing around with it as a kid. 

[Poodler]

I once took a gypsy home that I found in St Nich cemetery about 6am after the casino.

 

She told me ghost stories.

 

I would get her to come cast some spells.

 

She fucked off to Portals in the end. Didn't shag her.

 

May still have a picture somewhere

[maryhilldon]

That was an injoke

 

 

Obviously. Do you do any other kind of joke?

[maryhilldon]

Double

Dildo

Inserted

ASAP

[Dom Sullivan]

Dads WW2 Japanese sword. It's big and it's razor fucking sharp. Found that out for myself when I was playing around with it as a kid.

 

My old boy had one of those too and I found out how sharp it was when I was playing around with it as a kid too.

 

Coincidence or fit?

[Ke1t]

My old boy had one of those too and I found out how sharp it was when I was playing around with it as a kid too.

 

Coincidence or fit?

 

Schizophrenia? 

[BrianFaePerth]

Depressed

Delusional

Intolerable

Arsehole

Describes you as well. Nicely done.

[BrianFaePerth]

A single bed?

 

Still, you only need that if it’s just you and your girlfriend curled in at your feet.

[dazzy_deff]

Dazzy

Deff

Is

Ace

He did send me a goodbye PM saying I was ace so you never know.

[Studebaker-90]

I once took a gypsy home that I found in St Nich cemetery about 6am after the casino.

She told me ghost stories.

I would get her to come cast some spells.

She fucked off to Portals in the end. Didn't shag her.

May still have a picture somewhere

PG thread

[HairyPie]

I'd film the intruder shagging wife then sell clip online / upload to pornhub.  Get pissed in a shitty hotel on my lonesome and watch it back.

[Guest milne_afc]

He did send me a goodbye PM saying I was ace so you never know.

I remember him being particularly fond of you and @@Roberto.

 

Suppose it could also be Roberto. He's probably just sobering up after the CL victory. Blummin nutter.

[Parklife]

There was a time MT genuinely hated me . He told me as much .

He’d then send me a pm wanting to be buddies.

 

Then he’d go back to hatred .

Same.

[Hewitt a the pies]

Some advice MT gave me before he went..

 

Promise me, Soops not to do the things I've done

Walk away from Capris if you can

It won't make you great If your ear’s a gammon steak

I hope you're wise enough to understand

Son, you don't have to fight to be desperate dan.

Did he mention anything about it being hard to love a man who's legs are bent and paralysed

but the wants and the needs of man your age Soopy I realise?

[Hewitt a the pies]

He didn’t no

He obviously only knows the one KR song then. Fuck him.

[Poodler]

Anyone seen the video of the boys house and cars being obliterated? He could've done with reading here

[Parklife]

You’re lying again MT has never sent you a PM.

Do you never tire of embarrassing yourself, David Morales?

[Fridge]

Anyone seen the video of the boys house and cars being obliterated? He could've done with reading here

Nope get it fired on.

[Studebaker-90]

Nice pun

[The Boofon]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49901878 

 

Trump has been getting ideas from here.