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May i wander in while you're making fluffy pancakes in your flora apron and enjoy a few of Michael Boltons slower numbers before making love to you from behind over the kitchen counter and make wonderful patterns in the flour as your nipples run freely from the rhythmic pulses im generating.

 

I apologize if thats too much.

I'm game of she's not

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May i wander in while you're making fluffy pancakes in your flora apron and enjoy a few of Michael Boltons slower numbers before making love to you from behind over the kitchen counter and make wonderful patterns in the flour as your nipples run freely from the rhythmic pulses im generating.

 

I apologize if thats too much.

Hahaha fuck sake.
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May i wander in while you're making fluffy pancakes in your flora apron and enjoy a few of Michael Boltons slower numbers before making love to you from behind over the kitchen counter and make wonderful patterns in the flour as your nipples run freely from the rhythmic pulses im generating.  

 

I apologize if thats too much.

 

 

:hysterical:

 

In the name of fuck... 

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May i wander in while you're making fluffy pancakes in your flora apron and enjoy a few of Michael Boltons slower numbers before making love to you from behind over the kitchen counter and make wonderful patterns in the flour as your nipples run freely from the rhythmic pulses im generating.

 

I apologize if thats too much.

It is such a sad reflection of modern society that such eloquent prose needs to be apologized for and will likely lead to a restraining order.

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Mad??

 

You're a weak willed pathetic little runt of the human race. Cant even trust himself to have a sociable drink or drug session without spiraling into a wormhole of addiction. 

 

Hiding in Brazil thinking you are some exotic import as you smile at the locals with your yellow teeth asking how they are in Portuguese. You should have picked a better place to run from your demons, the Brazilian men are good looking, built like tanks, fighters n killers. Some vitamin deficient ex junkie sipping green tea wearing shit trainers is hardly going to rouse the local female population. 

 

As the great man once said....@Millertime  your shoulder width alone is reason for you to scurry down the rathole from which you came, the fact you support fucking Hibs sign seals and delivers it.

 

The much missed @@Captain Caveman had you sussed from the off. 

 

Now piss off, have a bowl of lentils and a cup of soya milk and leave us be in our Aberdeen Pub where we speak freely.......your kind is not welcome, theres a poofs bar down the road.

 

 

:hysterical:  :hysterical:  :hysterical: 

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