The Boofon

They've fuck all to worry about if last week's final was anything to go by. Terrible performances all round.

Makes a change from gassing folk on trains I guess. Progress at least.

Stick to bumming Jonny Hayes pal. Leave the chip stuff to the big boys.

Check no mates. ♟️

Thought he was dead?

He's talking shite. Bay is overpriced pish. Carron the working man's chippy.

How do you know?

https://twitter.com/deanogorton/status/1788153242733494521?s=46 @maryhilldonlooking solid pal.

Gemma Collins tearfully reveals she terminated pregnancy after learning her unborn baby was a 'hermaphrodite' | Daily Mail Online 'Hermaphrodite' is a term that is no longer used because it to be deemed misleading and stigmatising. Yet they saw fit to use it as the headline. Haha. She's a repulsive fat cunt.

Steven Seagal Calls Putin 'Greatest' Leader at His Inauguration (newsweek.com) "He's the greatest world leader. He's the greatest," Seagal said of Putin to reporters at the event, adding he's "very looking forward" to the president's next term.

What was he up to in your dream? Having a meal? A succulent Chinese meal in Dave Min's restaurant?

Simon Howie 4 Pork Sausages Breakfast Patties 240G - Tesco Groceries Perfect home made breakfast Sausage McMuffin using these fuckers as an ingredient.

UTASOB

Brian doesn't live there so that's another positive.